History Funny / HomestuckActs1To5

** And, [[RunningGag yet again]], there's ''another'' CallBack [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2061]]
** And [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2355]], Kanaya uses it to get Vriska's attention.

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002210 Dave has no time for your bullshit.]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002273 Here you can see Rose coming up with ways to one-up her mother. They're all incredibly petty.]]
* John's first fight against a single imp. The best part is that he spends so much time failing that it takes him [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002293 three]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002297 non-consecutive]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002300 Strife updates]] to finish.
* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002400 "DON'T MOVE OR THE POGO GETS IT"]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002403 There is something weird]] about a [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext fridge leveling up]].
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=002414 This page,]] and the five pages following it. WV is ''not'' good at this interface and poor John is oblivious.
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002422 Dave's most puppet-centric chat with Rose yet.]]
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002511 Somehow, it's even funnier the second time around from Dave's perspective.]]

** Also, [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002509 these]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002510 two]] pages leading up to the conversation.

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002555 Here you can see John hiding with an imp, who quickly abandons him in the next panel.]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002585 The WV deciding to create a town and declaring himself mayor.]] The city hall is made out of some cans and a book while the rest of the cans are being used as his citizens, who he uses to congratulate himself on becoming mayor.
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=002610 What happens when WV presses Tab on his keyboard?]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002621 WV: Lead your men to victory!]]

* Similar to the bathtub incident above John kills an imp with a large book, [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002454 and he levels up.]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002456 Then the book levels up.]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002457 Then the tub,]] [[BrickJoke which was used to kill an imp earlier.]] The absolute pinnacle of it all is when [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002458 the broken safe]] is given a VikingFuneral.
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002493 Dave's reaction to Lil' Cal showing up out of nowhere]].
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002319 TT: I suspect he is preoccupied with the fact that he just had a bucket of water dumped on his head by the ghost of his dead grandmother, who also happens to be dressed like a clown.]]

* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001915 After picking up enough tools to get down to business,]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001916 John plans next to do something extremely meaningful.]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001949 John examining his dad's harlequin collection:]]

* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001978 This panel after John played 52 Pick-Up.]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001956 John: Open large present.]] Oh hell no.
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001959 No one will ever be the wiser. Except for maybe people with eyes.]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002099 There is apparently no crisis so imminent that will deter you from contemplating idiotic and frivolous actions.]]

--> [[color:#0715cd:[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002074 EB: tell me what is wrong with this picture.]]]]
** Leading up to that: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002071 Rose is having trouble learning the interface]].
** Later gets something of a CallBack when [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003306 Jade has similar issues trying to retrieve a towel from the toilet.]]
** Given another CallBack even ''later'' on when [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004778 John accidently gets Jade's globe teleported to outer space.]]
** And, [[RunningGag yet again]], there's ''another'' CallBack [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=003961 when Karkat and Terezi enter the game.]]
** And [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004255 here]], Kanaya uses it to get Vriska's attention.

*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVN8in0XmJA This]] somehow makes it even funnier (the part in question starts around 2:46).

* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004574 John and Vriska discussing the different roles that buckets play in human and troll society]]. John, as always, is [[CompletelyMissingThePoint Completely Unaware Of The Point]].

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004925 This conversation:]] [[Disney/TheManyAdventuresOfWinnieThePooh I'M A LITTLE BLACK RAIN CLOUD BITCH WATCH ME CLIMB]]

-->GC: J3GUS JOHN

-->GC: 1 4M 1NVOK1NG TH3 N4M3 OF YOUR 34RTH J3GUS
-->GC: TO 3XPR3SS FRUSTR4T1ON

-->GC: 1 DONT KNOW
-->GC: DO 1

-->GC: JOHN
-->GC: W3 H4V3 TH3 B3ST TROLL J3GUS
-->GC: YOU DONT 3V3N KNOW

* A minor HilariousInHindsight joke aimed at [[InteractiveFiction the Homestuck command-entering player]] with [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001901 John without arms.]] You read ''the player'' [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001905 commanding him to retrieve his arms,]] even [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001906 moving a cake off his chest out of sympathy for his lack of arms.]] After seeing [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001907 John hold his fake arms with his real ones,]] cue the player's own FacePalm for wasting VideogameCaringPotential and becoming Trolled by assumed UnfortunateCharacterDesign.

** And this makes it a horrific [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Crowning Moment of Funnily]] [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Heartwarmingly]] [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Awesome]] [[TearJerker Sadness]].

** Gamzee's admission to fraternizing with the imps is itself [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments all kinds of]] [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Crowning]] [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Moments]].

* All in all, each moment Karkat speaks on-panel counts as this. His shouts and expletives, while it's painfully obvious that he cares for all his friends, both trolls ''and'' humans, are both [[SugarWiki/Heartwarming Moment|s}} adorable]] and hilarious even when he doesn't pepper them with [[FreudianSlip inappropriate erotic slips of the tongue]] and [[ReactionShot goofy]] [[LargeHam drama]] (which makes even the most genuinely sad and horrible situations [[CrossesTheLineTwice kinda funny]]) - and in this act, he does, all the time. And that's without even mentioning [[IHatePastMe arguing with himself]] and [[TimeyWimeyBall backwards trolling]].

** Immediately preceded by a slight [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMOA]] for Dave as he figures out what's going on with Jade and [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003348 cleverly instructs her to slap herself awake.]]

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003551 Davesprite.]] Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

** And this makes it a horrific [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moment of Funnily]] [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Heartwarmingly]] [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Awesome]] [[TearJerker Sadness]].

** Gamzee's admission to fraternizing with the imps is itself [[CrowningMomentOfFunny all kinds of]] [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Crowning]] [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Moments]].

* The last update Andrew did before leaving for a week begins [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004184 here]] and ends with, uh, [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004193 this]]. But it easily overlaps with horror and possibly HeartwarmingMoment and/or TearJerker, but really it's just such an over the top scene that it's simply incredibly hilarious in spite of all that. What makes it even better is the aforementioned fact that it's the last update in a week. Andrew's comment in the thread:

*** Except for Aradia's memos to her past duplicates, which are more [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesome]] / horrifying.

** Heck, pretty much the entire memo is a CrowningMomentOfFunny.

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005569 At this point]], pretty much every panel with John in it is a CMOF, a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMOA]], or both.

* While the big multi-story flash from [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005774 07/02/11]] is mostly HeartwarmingMoments and {{tear jerker}}s, one segments stands out for being funny as balls: the Liv Tyler and Courtyard Droll Chase Hour! Guest featuring WV.

* Hussie [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005956 breaks the fifth wall]]. It could probably be a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, but the AltText kind of throws you off. Booyeah!

* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005973 AH's]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005974 getback]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005975 at]] Doc Scratch for taking over his narration. Look at how they wiggle as Hussie attacks Doc Scratch! Doubles as CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

* Andrew returns to his old [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005996 narrating]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005997 ways.]] Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, too.

* All in all, each moment Karkat speaks on-panel counts as this. His shouts and expletives, while it's painfully obvious that he cares for all his friends, both trolls ''and'' humans, are both [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming adorable]] and hilarious even when he doesn't pepper them with [[FreudianSlip inappropriate erotic slips of the tongue]] and [[ReactionShot goofy]] [[LargeHam drama]] (which makes even the most genuinely sad and horrible situations [[CrossesTheLineTwice kinda funny]]) - and in this act, he does, all the time. And that's without even mentioning [[IHatePastMe arguing with himself]] and [[TimeyWimeyBall backwards trolling]].

** The conversation [[SarcasmMode gets better]] When he refers to [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005528 the White King,]] the Homestuck reader knows he means the fifth exile, but Rose hearing it from a guy made completely of white means something [[IThoughtItMeant creepily]] [[UnfortunateImplications unsettling.]]

--> Those redneck jokes were so corny and stupid. You secretly suspected your father was mostly arrested by the man's mustache. Maybe he fantasized about shaving the man's {{egregious}} furry lip? This seems like a reasonable theory to you.

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004925 This conversation:]] [[WinnieThePooh I'M A LITTLE BLACK RAIN CLOUD BITCH WATCH ME CLIMB]]

** Was anyone else hearing [[TimAndEricAwesomeShowGreatJob Tim and Eric's]] 'SPORTS!' song playing in their head as they read that?

--> [[color:#626262:[=CG: STOP FROWNING, [[CrossesTheLineTwice SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD BEFORE SHE DIED.]] =]]]

--> [[color:#626262:[=CG: STOP FROWNING, SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD BEFORE SHE DIED. =]]]

* If music counts... the [[NicolasCage Nic]] [[StupidStatementDanceMix Cage]] [[http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/nic-cage-song Song]].

--> [[color:#0715cd: EB: i am the [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker wind waker]]. [[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff it's me.]]\\

--> [[color:#008282: [=GC: TH1S COM1C 1S UBORD3RL1N3 PORNOGR4PH1C=]]]

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003557 Terezi thinks that Dave is actually]] ''[[CaptainPlanet Wheeler]]''.

** You forgot the best part: [[color:indigo:hooooooooooooooooooooonk]]
*** No, [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005426 this]] is the best part.
*** I think you mean [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005428 this.]]
*** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005432 Debunked. ]] Eridan's reaction is priceless.
*** And then there's [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005435 this.]]