History Funny / HomestuckActs1To5

* The real reason Karkat decided to [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2628 troll John backwards]]: He was so embarrassed by inadvertently revealing his hatecrush that he decided he could never again speak to John at a point in the timeline when John would remember it.Karkat's spectacular intro also deserves mention:

--->'''CG:''' [[IncomingHam ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN.]] [[AGodAmI THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING.]]

--->'''EB:''' you mean platonic hate?

*** Dave's reaction right after Karkat's opening speech
-->[[color:#e00707:CTG: ok later windbag]]
-->[[color:#626262:?CG: STRIDER FUCK OFF]]
-->[[color:#626262:?CG: AND BY FUCK OFF I MEAN FUCK OFF RIGHT BACK HERE AND LISTEN, YOU INSUFFERABLE PRICK.]]
** Karkat's [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/MATINGDIAGRAMFORMORONS.gif MATING DIAGRAM FOR MORONS]].
*** And Dave's reaction to it.
--> [[color:#e00707:CTG: ok youre by far the worst artist out of any of us]]
--> [[color:#e00707:CTG: and thats saying something]]
--> [[color:#626262:?CG: SHUT UP I DREW IT FAST]]
--> (...)
--> [[color:#e00707:CTG: thx for the shipping grid bro imma drop everything and go have a baby with jade right now]]
--> [[color:#e00707:CTG: no peeking k]]

--> [[color:#0715cd:CEB: i don't think i have ever actually liked a girl before in that way, so i am not really sure what i am supposed to feel or do...]]
--> [[color:#626262:?CG: HOLY FUCK WHAT AM I EVEN READING HERE?????]]
--> [[color:#e00707:CTG: doesnt concern you dude]]

--> [[color:#e00707:CTG: is that how it went down]]
--> [[color:#626262:?CG: YES, YOU FIGURED IT OUT! YOU ARE A SAVANT OF XENOBIOLOGY DAVE AND I SALUTE YOU WITH ONE OF MY MANY INTERGALACTIC SPACE TENDRILS]]
--> [[color:#626262:?CG: (THAT'S FAKE, I MADE THAT UP TO FUCK WITH YOU)]]
--> [[color:#e00707:CTG: or maybe it was a guy who rejected you]]
--> [[color:#626262:?CG: FUCK OFF. ]]
--> [[color:#e00707:CTG: haha wow bingo]]

--> CEB: what is so different about your romance?
--> CEB: what's a quadrant? how many do you have?
--> CTG: john god dammit stop embarrassing us
--> CTG: first of all weve got to be on record here as not giving a shit about that
--> CTG: second obviously theres gonna be 4 quadrants come on

--->[[color:#000056: Equius: D --> Is this where we embrace jocularly, as if we are "bros"]]

--->[[color:#004183:VRISKA: Karkat! Man, you were out for a long time. I have made so many plans for these humans while you were asleep. Do you know how many plans have 8een made?]]
--->[[color:#626262:KARKAT: PROBABLY ALL OF THEM, EVEN THOUGH PLANS AREN'T AN EXHAUSTIVELY QUANTIFIABLE THING AND WE BOTH FUCKING KNOW THAT.]]
--->[[color:#004183:VRISKA: Yes! Aaaaaaaall of them. So many irons too. Guess where the irons are!]]
--->[[color:#626262:KARKAT: PLEASE DON'T LET THEM BE IN THE FIRE, PLEASE DON'T LET THEM BE IN THE FIRE...]]
--->[[color:#004183:VRISKA: They are........]]
--->[[color:#004183:VRISKA: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis IN]]]]
--->[[color:#004183:VRISKA: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THE]]]]
--->[[color:#004183:VRISKA: [[LargeHam FIIIIIIIIRE]][[VerbalTic !!!!!!!! ::::)]]]]
--->[[color:#626262:KARKAT: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.]]

-->[[color:#e00707:TG: im not that strong ok]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: just cause i broke a cheap ass sword doesnt make me the fucking hulk]]
-->[[color:#000056:CT: D [=-->=] Oh]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: what did you go around breaking a bunch of swords too]]
-->[[color:#000056:CT: D [=-->=] No]]
-->[[color:#000056:CT: D [=-->=] Bows]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: how the fuck do you even wield a broken bow]]
-->[[color:#e00707:TG: did you go around clubbing shit with the two halves]]
-->[[color:#000056:CT: D [=-->=] Yes]]
-->[[color:#000056:CT: D [=-->=] Sometimes]]

%%* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005205 Kanaya's conversation with Jade]], particularly the last line.

* The comic takes a sudden turn to the grimdark, but veers out again when we see [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005249 Karkat's reaction]] to what just happened. Especially funny because it's almost a meta joke - that's basically everyone's reaction.

%%** [[strike: ROAD TRIP]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005312 WE]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005313 HAVE]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005314 LIF]][[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=025.jpg DOFF!]] Don't look at the cloud.

%%* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005325 HAPPEN 2x...]][[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff COMBOB]]

%%** [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005579 All: Behold glory of Zillyhoo.]]
%%** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005590 John]] is the derp-master. It is him.

* Karkat's [[ThatCameOutWrong hilariously inappropriate slew of Freudian slips]] while trying to get John up to speed on things [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005771 here]] (the first doubling as a CallBack):

* Andrew returns to his old [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005996 narrating]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005997 ways.]] Doubles as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}, too.

* Kanaya [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3045 finally grasps our human sarcasm]]. Rose is clearly rubbing off on her in the best possible way. And [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3047 giving Eridan a magic wand]] can only end hilariously. [[SarcasmMode Ha ha ha ha]]...[[FunnyAneurysmMoment NO.]]

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/78 This panel after John played 52 Pick-Up.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/56 John: Open large present.]] Oh hell no.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/59 No one will ever be the wiser. Except for maybe people with eyes.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/199 There is apparently no crisis so imminent that will deter you from contemplating idiotic and frivolous actions.]]
* An old one, but a good one:
--> [[color:#0715cd:EB: you can see me, right.]]
--> [[color:#0715cd:[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/174 EB: tell me what is wrong with this picture.]]]]
** Leading up to that: [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/171 Rose is having trouble learning the interface]].
** Later gets something of a CallBack when [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1406 Jade has similar issues trying to retrieve a towel from the toilet.]]
** Given another CallBack even ''later'' on when [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2878 John accidentally gets Jade's globe teleported to outer space.]]
** And, [[RunningGag yet again]], there's ''another'' CallBack [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2061 when Karkat and Terezi enter the game.]]
** And [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2355 here]], Kanaya uses it to get Vriska's attention.

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/310 Dave has no time for your bullshit.]]

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/500 "DON'T MOVE OR THE POGO GETS IT"]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/503 There is something weird]] about a [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext fridge leveling up]].
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/514 This page,]] and the five pages following it. WV is ''not'' good at this interface and poor John is oblivious.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/522 Dave's most puppet-centric chat with Rose yet.]]
** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/611 Somehow, it's even funnier the second time around from Dave's perspective.]]
** It does, however, become somewhat terrifying when you consider that Dave's speech is directly [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=2264&p=93389#p93389 lifted from one of Andrew Hussie's own chatlogs.]]
** The highlight, of course, is Rose rapping about it. There must be more of this in the future.
** Also, [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/609 these]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/610 two]] pages leading up to the conversation.
--> Yeah, there was pretty much no way there wasn't going to be a bunch of puppets in there.

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/710 What happens when WV presses Tab on his keyboard?]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/721 WV: Lead your men to victory!]]
** Which becomes actually [[HarsherInHindsight pretty]] [[{{Tearjerker}} sad]] once you found out how he got there.
* Similar to the bathtub incident above John kills an imp with a large book, [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/554 and he levels up.]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/556 Then the book levels up.]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/557 Then the tub,]] [[BrickJoke which was used to kill an imp earlier.]] The absolute pinnacle of it all is when [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/558 the broken safe]] is given a VikingFuneral.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/593 Dave's reaction to Lil' Cal showing up out of nowhere]].

* The comic where you tell WV to "sacrifice his mayoral sash for more cables" is really hilarious.

* Dave's chat with [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/829 Jade counts.]]
--> TG: if kangaroo rat yiff twice plz

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/948 MOST SHOCKING TWIST EVER.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/979 The terrifying secret of Fruit Gushers.]]
** WILD CHERRY APESHIT APOCALYPSE
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/985 Rose discovers]] the contents of what she thought was her [[LadyDrunk mother's]] room, and her reaction to the discovery.

** Made more hilarious by the ending, that being that adiosToreador blocks Dave at the end of that conversation, which is the opposite of how many conversations with the trolls go.
** This becomes [[HarsherInHindsight much less funny]] when it's revealed just who adiosToreador is.

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1121 YOU ARE THE LAW WHOOPS]]
** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1122 Wave about in a distracting manner!]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1139 Jack: Kill John's dad yourself.]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1140 ==>]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1141 ==>]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1142 ==>]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1143 ==>]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1144 You release the prisoner. He is free to go.]] Of course, this is only funny [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/956 in context]].
** Even the first line of the sequence is hilarious:
--> Here, stick this in your pipe and bleed to death slowly.

* > [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1177 SS: Be Hearts Boxcars.]] You are now Clubs Deuce.

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1217 HB: Do a silly dance]].

** [[color:#2ED73A: Stitch]] says drop the livestock knob and settle the hell down. He says you do realize C4 is a stable explosive and won't detonate with gunfire, right? You say oh.
*** [[https://youtu.be/M5aeviltZHo?t=159 This]] somehow makes it even funnier (the part in question starts around 2:46).

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1303 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]][[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1304 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOHSHIT.]]
* Slick's drawing of Snowman [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1296 here]].

* Diamonds Droog: [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1330 Resist urge to shout 'OH YEAH!']]

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1371 Jenga!]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1440 Dave begins to]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1441 hatch a brilliant]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1442 plan]].
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1449 ROBO-SLAP]]
** Immediately preceded by a slight [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome CMOA]] for Dave as he figures out what's going on with Jade and [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1448 cleverly instructs her to slap herself awake.]]
** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1630 Rose's reaction when Jade mentions the incident also qualifies.]]
** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2223 IT KEEPS HAPPENING.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1528 4H4H4H44H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4]]
** To clarify, this is the ''only'' successful trolling attempt in all the story of kids talking to trolls. Other than that, they only irritated the kids by wasting their time (and being mean to Jade), and quite often ended up trolled themselves. Terezi is the best *glasses*
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1560 The device has been reduced to an utterly useless heap of shit.]]

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1600 I got]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1601 a present]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1602 for you Casey.]]
--> [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1603 CG: JOHN WHAT THE WET BAG OF HUMAN HORSE SHIT TO THE FACE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING.]]

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1626 So all you have to do is wake up and learn to play the rain!]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1651 Davesprite.]] Also a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1657 Terezi thinks that Dave is actually]] ''[[WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers Wheeler]]''.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1788 CD?'s]] hat, [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1781 especially]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1782 in]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1783 its]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1784 introduction]].

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1770 Now what in the hell is going on in here.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1827 Every]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1829 alchemization]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1830 involving]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1845 Sweet Bro]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1846 and Hella Jeff.]]
** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1840 The underlings all look kind of put off by it though. You're kind of weirding them out.]]
* "[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1918 This]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1919 is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols."]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1931 [S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter]] [[strike: [[color:red:THIS IS STUPID]]]] [[color:#0715cd:yeah right!]]

** I have trouble believing that this will not remain the funniest webcomic moment of all time.
** TAKE US THERE CASEY * salamander drum solo*
** a flashing "HERE COMES THE GUITAR SOLO", followed by a voice making guitar mouth noises. Yes.

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1935 This]] conversation between Dave and Terezi.

** Every time Terezi makes a new "image" of Dave is hilarious in its own way. Also heartwarming, in its own, very weird way.

** And this makes it a horrific [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Crowning Moment of Funnily]] SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming|Moments}}ly [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Awesome]] [[TearJerker Sadness]].
* Two words: Google LOWAS.

*** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2023 You wonder if you can just...just sort of reach over...]][[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2024 and...]]

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2162 This conversation's]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2220 summary.]]

* SHE HAS '''[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2263 WHAT?!]]'''

** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2292 The facial expressions are just... oh god.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2295 Nepeta's]] [[ShipperOnDeck 'Shipping Wall']]. [[color:red:oh yessssss!]]

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2352 RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]
** But unfortunately, Rufio is not real. He's imaginary. A fake. Like a made up friend, the way fairies are. You continue to be sad and alone.
*** And just like that, a moment of perfect comedic shenanigans becomes tragic.

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2443 Eridan and Feferi: Do something ridiculous.]] B<>NP

*** Wait a sec, [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1678 we've seen that pose before...]]

*** Basically, the memos in their entirety. All the memos. All of them.
*** Except for Aradia's memos to her past duplicates, which are more [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome awesome]] / horrifying.

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2577 [S...]][[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff BAHJ] ]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2578 [S] Make Her Pay]] qualifies as several Crowning Moments, but it only becomes funny at the very end. Vriska, after getting the BlueBlood beaten out of her by Aradia in revenge, wakes up in Prospit...only to have [[CrossesTheLineTwice Terezi smack her upside the head.]]
** Somewhere in the middle of that sequence, Nepeta and Equius are beating up a bunch of underlings and it's really awesome...and then Nepeta [[TheGlomp accidentally tackle-glomps Equius]].
* Act 5 is over! What's next? [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2626 Act 5 act 2!]]
* Sollux [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2073 arguing with himself.]]

* The real reason Karkat decided to [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2628 troll John backwards]]: He was so embarrassed by inadvertently revealing his hatecrush that he decided he could never again speak to John at a point in the timeline when John would remember it.
** Also from the same conversation, Karkat unloading a blistering list of epithets, paragraph long, against his much-despised hatecrush for the first time, only to be ''completely derailed'' by John's cheery "hi karkat!" It only gets funnier from there, leading up to the reveal of said hatecrush.

** Karkat's spectacular intro also deserves mention:
--->'''CG:''' [[IncomingHam ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN.]] [[AGodAmI THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING.]]
** "HUMAN ROMANCE SURE IS WEIRD."
** "See you soon!"
** Reexamining the video, John is wearing a spade shirt for most of it. Karkat develops/realizes Kismetic feelings as he watches. Now go to Terezi watching Dave....[[ColorCodedForYourConvenience who has a heart shirt on]].

** Made even better with the fandub [[https://soundcloud.com/celestialtoxophilite/rrpt-louder here]].
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2635 This Page]] helped add [[MoodWhiplash some levity]] to the previous page when the audience is expecting the worst.

* John dispatches some imps, but [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2667 not in the way you might expect.]]
** Following that, John [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2668 examines his room]]:
---> Look at this mess.
---> Will you just LOOK at this slightly bigger mess than usual.

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2694 When Kanaya asks Karkat how she should measure how well she is trolling Rose]], he suggests using a FLIGHTY BROADS AND THEIR SNARKY HORSESHITOMETER. It turns out such a meter [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2695 actually exists]].
** Later, it [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2719 explodes]]. It simply cannot take this much horseshit.

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2720 I dare you to find a better reaction face.]]
** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2758 How about the same one on a different troll?]]
** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3008 And again!]]
** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3586 IT KEEPS HAPPENING!]]

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2738 "It is]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2739 the perfect]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2740 crime."]]

** Gamzee got his full on Hero Mode in [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2786 the comic now as well]]. Just as blurry.
*** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2823 And again here, not as blurry this time.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2732 John points out]] when Vriska accidentally uses [[VerbalTic NINE]] exclamation points. [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2733 She is mortified.]]
** And strangely, she is kind of [[{{Moe}} adorable]] when embarassed. That only makes it funnier.

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2787 How did Vriska live without Nicolas Cage?]]
** She later [[BlatantLies denies having enjoyed it]] to John... only to immediately turn around and suggest he'd look attractive with long hair.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2790 So a coolkid, an ectobiologist and a troll all join a memo...]]
** What makes this one great? You can tell that finally, Karkat isn't just being crabby and running all caps just out of habit. No, for the larger portion of the memo, you can clearly picture him ''abso-fucking-lutely furious'' for so many reasons.

** [[http://tindeck.com/listen/oopw Now available with voice acting.]]

** Heck, pretty much the entire memo is a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}}.
* Karkat's reaction to finding a bucket in Alterniabound. (It's in the room where you see Karkat's reaction to creating himself and the others.)
** Speaking of which... Karkat's reaction to creating himself and the others.
*** Much of Alterniabound is hilarious, especially Tavros disregarding Equius' [[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff warnings about stairs]] and pretty much all of Karkat's conversations with the other trolls, particularly Nepeta, Equius, and Gamzee.
*** Equius needs his own mention.

*** Karkat [[DeadpanSnarker snarking]] about [[LampshadeHanging how predictable Vriska's dialogue has become.]]

*** "You cannot be Future Aradia because in the future, Future Aradia has exploded!"
*** It's even better in hindsight when the explosion's cause is revealed... and turns out to be a ''good'' thing.
*** Gamzee's dancing.
*** Terezi has a >:?-sprite, where her mouth is actually shaped like a question mark, dot and all.
* The "meal" Nannaquin made for John, and his reaction.
* [[color:#b536de:'''TT:''' Consider this your first lesson in showmanship.]]

** It's hard to say whether it's funnier before or after we [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2810 see the damage for ourselves.]]

** Also to be found on the NightmareFuel and TearJerker pages.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2819 This...]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2820 Is...]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2821 Motherfuckin...]] '''''[[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2822 BlAsPhEmY!!!]]'''''

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2865 It's raining plants!]]
** Jade's facial expression is what sells that panel.

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2924 BLUH BLUH HUGE WITCH]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2925 Karkat's latest metaphor]] flying completely off the handle.
* I can't be the only one who chuckled at seeing that Jade's obstacle for entering the medium was a pinata in the shape of Bec

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2963 WV lapses back into rudeness towards John]] because [[HypocriticalHumor he finds Karkat rude.]]
** And then he tries to shout politely at John after his Caps Lock key gets stuck.
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3008 You think you will try to keep conversations with Becsprite to a minimum from now on.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3024 The entirety]] of this pesterlog between Jade and Dave.

* Kanaya [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3045 finally grasps our human sarcasm]].
** Rose is clearly rubbing off on her in the best possible way. And [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3047 giving Eridan a magic wand]] can only end hilariously. [[SarcasmMode Ha ha ha ha]]...[[FunnyAneurysmMoment NO.]]

*** Then it [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3057 turns]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3058 hilarious]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3059 again]] when Vriska shares her two boondollars with Tavros regarding the whole thing.
*** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3067 IT KEEPS HAPPENING]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3070 Andrew]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3071 Hussie:]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3074 Ride]]

*** Then the fact bites [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/4105 bites back]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/4106 tragically.]]
* One of the salamander's reactions to getting 1000 boondollars from John for a "rumpled head object."

** Not to mention the haberdasher ''selling'' them--they're unsightly, too! The list includes: Rumpled Head Object, Even Rumplier Head Object, and lastly, The Rumpliest Head Object Of All.

* [[spoiler: There's something morbidly hilarious abut Vriska [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3109 hitting on Tavros in her own blood.]]]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3025 This conversation:]] [[WesternAnimation/TheManyAdventuresOfWinnieThePooh I'M A LITTLE BLACK RAIN CLOUD BITCH WATCH ME CLIMB]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3098 Luck doesn't actually matter]] >8]

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3141 shit. lets be santa]]
** You Make... [[Film/ShortCircuit Johnny 5.]] God Dammit. [[BecomeARealBoy Motherfucker thinks he's alive.]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3170 HE IS A TIN CAN, ROBOTS DON'T HAVE FEELINGS.]]
* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3171 Dutton]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3172 Bubble]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3173 Goggles.]]
* Jade's conversation with Eridan.

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3227 Lord English: Reveal yourself!!!!]]
** [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3228 Made even funnier by the following panel.]]
* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005146 Jade]] attempts to [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005147 slap]] her sprite-self's shit back together.
** Jadesprite's constant "BOO HOO HOO"s can also count.
*** The last time I saw a shot like [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005148 this]], it ended up [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004192 like]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004193 this]].
*** Andrew later pointed out that while that would be ridiculous, [[DontExplainTheJoke that was in fact the joke.]]
** ...which is then [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005149 interrupted]] by Karkat's trolling bubbles coming out from her plethora of wearable computers.
** And then followed not long after by Karkat imagining [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005152 Jade and Jadesprite making out]].

** Wait, no one noticed that [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005147 this conversation]] was a CallBack to [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003542 this one?]] I thought that was hilarious.
* From [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005197 [S] Wake,]] when Tavros confronts Vriska, she gives him the same thumbs-down Bro gave Dave. Tavros responds by holding up the severed head of one of his host plushes and making the neck-slashing gesture Dave made. Vriska responds by ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice waving around his severed legs]],'' making the same gesture at her waist.
** The crazy look on her face was just priceless.

*** Likewise when Vriska slaps Tavros. It's in the same art style as the ROBO-SLAP. Of course the funny stopped when she impaled him.
*** Bahahahahaha--awwwww....
* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005205 Kanaya's conversation with Jade]], particularly the last line.

* The comic takes a sudden turn to the grimdark, but veers out again when we see [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005249 Karkat's reaction]] to what just happened.
** Especially funny because it's almost a meta joke - that's basically everyone's reaction.
* In [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005221 [S] Kanaya: return to core]], the description when examining the dragonsuit[[note]]\The red thing next to the teleporter[[/note]] is one of the sweeter finds.
* We interrupt the horrific current events to bring you the adventures of [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005272 Terezi Pyrope, Ace Detective.]]

** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005284 2x Corpsesmooch COMBO!!!]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005289 This]]. ''[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005290 Is]].'' '''[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005291 STUPID]].'''
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005300 "You should be careful with that.]] [[RunningGag Do you have any idea how flammable shaving cream is?"]]
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005301 You gulp down decadent foamy dollops of the BEARD BUSTER, and quickly respond with the BLUH callback as depicted jostling in the lower right hand corner of the image, because it is not nearly as tasty as you'd hoped. But then you keep eating it anyway.]]
* The [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005303 stuff in Dad's wallet modus]] is hilarious. In addition to the literal ton of shaving cream, Dad had also stored away ten tons of pipe tobacco, the tickets to Cirque Du Soleil (presumably from that visit that [[PersonaNonGrata banned]]), and a ''spare car.'' In his ''wallet''.
** Followed swiftly by John's thoughts on his fathers interest in Mr. Foxworthy:

* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005307 BEEP. BEEP.]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005308 Get in the car, John.]]
** [[strike: ROAD TRIP]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005312 WE]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005313 HAVE]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005314 LIF]][[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=025.jpg DOFF!]] Don't look at the cloud.
* John and Jade's [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005315 latest conversation]].
** And then they start talking about the possibility that his dad would marry Rose's mom.
--> EB: as leader of this team i submit that we cannot afford to let this happen!!!!!!!!!!
--> EB: everyone man your battle stations!!!
--> GG: RED ALERT!!!!!!
--> EB: we have a ship to sink! arm torpedoes!!!!!!
--> GG: AWOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005325 HAPPEN 2x...]][[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff COMBOB]]
* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005328 Karkat's attempt]] at [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005329 troll dentistry.]]
** And yet it [[MoodWhiplash doubles]] as a TearJerker. Karkat is flipping the fuck out right now.
* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005331 I WOULD HIGH FIVE YOU IF IT WOULDN'T SHATTER EVERY BONE IN MY HAND.]]
* Every talk between Nepeta and Equius in [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005338 this]] flash. Especially the roleplay.
** They don't just roleplay, they roleplay as ''each other.'' Nepeta's imitation of Equius is particularly hilarious, especially with the shades.

** "speaking metafurrikitty"
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005345 This is completely terrifying.]]
* The transition from [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005357 Gamzee]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005358 walking]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005359 slowly]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005360 toward]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005360 Nepeta]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005361 to]] [[MoodWhiplash the]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005362 "BEEP"]] of John's wind-powered flying car horn. While it CrossesTheLineTwice, it is similar to Karkat's reaction being needed relief after all [[TearJerker those murders.]]
* [[color:#004183:[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005368 AG:]] Yes, she was a ghost, and then 8ecame a ro8ot. Then she 8ecame a THOUSAND ro8ots.]] Then Jack killed them all 8ut one. Then she 8lew up. [[color:#004183:Oh, and she also had that exact 8izarre laptop you are using right now. How weird is that?]]
* Dave: Resist great urge to play Bro's Xbox. As usual, you fail to resist the urge. You start thrashing up stunts something uncannybrutal on your quest for[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005379 OH GOD DAMMIT]].
* Dead Tavros [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005391 pays Dead Dave a visit.]]

** Just before that:
--->AT: cERTAIN FEATURES OF YOUR PALE ANATOMY MAY SERVE AS THE MARSH MALLOW INGREDIENT, nEEDED FOR THE MOLTEN SNACK,
--->AT: i WILL PROVIDE THE FUDGE, }:D
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005407 Vriska reads her ancestor's journal]] containing what seems to be the troll equivalent of a bodice ripper romance novel.
* Vriska, Eridan, and Gamzee appear to be facing off in what is sure to be an epic (or horribly-[[CurbStompBattle one-sided]]) battle. Kanaya, now revived, also shows up, and it's the first time anyone has seen her since she died. What happens next? Kanaya, now [[PowerGlows glowing]], rushes over and ''[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005424 kicks]] Gamzee in the [[strike:crotch]] bone bulge'', [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005425 sending him]] [[AnticlimaxBoss over the cliff]].
* Vriska has just seen rainbow drinker Kanaya punt Gamzee off a cliff, chainsaw Eridan in half, and punch her so hard her eyes cross. Her reaction? [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005444 <33333333]]. [[InLoveWithYourCarnage Jegus, girl]].
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000708 Can]] you blame her?
* For those who like BlackComedy Jack's ludicrous way of accessorizing himself.
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005449 Taken to its logical extreme]].
* Bec Noir [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005450 swears off trophies forever. Probably.]] Also doubles as MoodWhiplash as this is immediately after his murders of Dad and Mom.
** "[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005451 He is a true friend. The only you have ever known.]]" [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005452 And then the panel after.]] Jack is still NotSoAboveItAll.
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005454 WHY DO BONES HAVE TO BE SO DELICIOUS AND ENTICING.]]
* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005458 The]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005459 entire conversation]] between Draconian Dignitary and Jack Noir (Sovereign Slayer). Especially DD?'s ImagineSpot.
** "He says, you mean the very same droll who couldn't manage the one simple task assigned to him, to steal the White Queen's ring from the very same adoring, wonderful girl and master and friend in question? Wait. He says he just means girl. Just girl. You didn't hear any of that. You don't say anything."

-->[[color:#000056:AA: hahahahaha!]]
*

** [[CallBack Say, Jade,]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003348 doesn't that sound]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003349 kind of familiar?]]

** And let's not forget evidence that he really was synthesized from Lil' Cal.:
-->[=[=][[color:white:Haa haa. Hee hee. Hoo hoo.]][=]=]
* Slick [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005523 really likes licorice scottie dogs]]. He [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005524 REALLY likes them]].
* Rose's conversation with [[color:#2ED73A:D]][[color:white:o]][[color:#2ED73A:c Scratch]], in which Scratch [[DiggingYourselfDeeper accidentally comes off]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005527 a little]] [[MistakenForPedophile creepy]].

** The conversation [[SarcasmMode gets better]] When he refers to [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005528 the White King,]] the Homestuck reader knows he means the fifth exile, but Rose hearing it from a guy made completely of white means something [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant creepily]] [[UnfortunateImplications unsettling.]]

** The conversation also has a fun [[CallBack call]][[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005532 back.]]
-->[[color:#b536de:TT: Friendship isn't an emotion, numbnuts.]]
** Who could forget this little gem?

** And then [[http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?37461-Rose-Show-Genuine-Distress&p=4821142&viewfull=1#post4821142 this image]] makes it more hilarious, with a CallBack with a MemeticMutation.
** Jade's reaction is especially funny as well.
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005569 At this point]], pretty much every panel with John in it is a CMOF, a [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome CMOA]], or both.
** "They all blew away in the--[[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005572 BREEZE]].
** [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005579 All: Behold glory of Zillyhoo.]]
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005590 John]] is the derp-master. It is him.
* Even though [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005595 [S] Seer: Descend]] is generally [[TearJerker sad]] and a bit frightening, it still has its light moments, like when Rose meets up with John, signalling the first meeting between the children. John can't understand a thing Rose is saying because she's speaking like an EldritchAbomination, and when Rose tries to tell John that his dad is dead, John asks if he's in trouble. Rose responds by pulling her velvet pillow out of nowhere[[labelnote:*]]most likely [[{{Hammerspace}} her sylladex]] [[/labelnote]]and yelling her frustration into it.
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000673 Can anyone say]] "MythologyGag"?

* Dave tries to retrieve Bro's sword from his corpse by breaking it to fit his 1/2 Bladekind Abstratus. [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005600 He]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005601 fails]], [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005602 hilariously so.]]
** [[BrickJoke He finally did an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle.]]
** But then he stays laying on the ground next to his Bros corpse and [[TearJerker refuses to get up.]]
* Dave [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005604 is contacted by an Exile for the first time]], who is almost certainly AR due to the law enforcement talk. The law enforcement talk which Dave accidentally starts repeating in his conversation with Terezi. [[RuleOfThree The law enforcement talk]] which starts turning [[LawfulNeutral Terezi]] on.
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005627 "WHO'S THIS DOUCHEBAG?"]]
* In a mix of horror and this, Gamzee replaces Terezi's favorite scalemate with Lil' Cal as she's hugging it. [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005638 Her face sells it perfectly.]]
* I told her about [[{{Pun}} stares]].
** "YG'TH NUG B'RIBGYTHLG"
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005702 Bonk.]] (Look at the site banner.)
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005720 Slick does what he does best.]] (Look at the site banner)
* Despite the result of the above, Doc still takes time to [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005722 refill the candy bowl.]] (Once again, the site banner.)
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005743 Karkat meets Terezi on the roof.]] He is holding a note with blood in it.

* Doc Scratch does not enjoy Sloppy Makeouts. [[http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005755 He does not enjoy them at all.]] (Banner again)
** And so he decides to [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005758 intervene.]]

* Doc Scratch can tolerate almost anything. Just don't [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005764 mess]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005765 with]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005766 his]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005767 clock.]]
** And then, after a resounding "DOOF." of Slick on the next roof, Doc Scratch delivers the conclusion of his lecture to him (Starting [[http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005768 here.]]) Slick is told to use Scratch's [[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff deudly firearms.]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005766 AUTO-HARLEY!]]

* If music counts... the [[Creator/NicolasCage Nic]] [[StupidStatementDanceMix Cage]] [[http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/nic-cage-song Song]].
** It gets so much better with the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeXIoBnu2MU fan video]].
* While the big multi-story flash from [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005774 07/02/11]] is mostly SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments and {{tear jerker}}s, one segments stands out for being funny as balls: the Liv Tyler and Courtyard Droll Chase Hour! Guest featuring WV.
* Dave and Rose's increasingly inaccurate sports metaphors in the [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005836 07/14/11 update]].
** Was anyone else hearing [[Series/TimAndEricAwesomeShowGreatJob Tim and Eric's]] 'SPORTS!' song playing in their head as they read that?

* Gamzee admitting to wanting to make out with Tavros. It comes almost entirely out of left field and Tavros is completely dumbfounded about it.
** Gamzee referring to a light that makes him wince. [[GroinAttack If only he knew]].
** The rapping beforehand is also pretty hilarious.

* Hussie [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005956 breaks the fifth wall]]. It could probably be a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, but the AltText kind of throws you off. Booyeah!
* The AltText for [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005959 this page]].
* The scary wolf head [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005963 makes a reappearance]]. (look at the banner)

**

** In fact, let's just say all the AltText is hilarious.
* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005973 AH's]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005974 getback]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005975 at]] Doc Scratch for taking over his narration. Look at how they wiggle as Hussie attacks Doc Scratch! Doubles as SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.

** And sure enough, all that flopping around gave a couple of people [[http://homestuckfighter.info/cyborg771/CongaStuck/ an idea...]]
*** And then Hussie made that pic his Twitter feed background.
** There's also [[http://fwabio.deviantart.com/art/So-Adorable-ANIMATION-315189336 this animated GIF]].
* Shooooooooooooosh. *pap pap*
** In the flash beforehand, everyone in the vicinity 'fills a quadrant' with Gamzee, but gets stopped by Karkat. Kanaya attempts to ashen-mediate between Karkat and Gamzee, Terezi tries to go caliginous for him, and Karkat is later revealed to be pale with Gamzee, which leaves Sollux as flushed. Instead, he has mixed flushed/caliginous feelings, and starts yelling at what he ''thinks'' is Gamzee... but is facing the wrong way, and is yelling at Li'l Cal instead. It's ''hilarious''.
*** Especially because, while everyone is getting ready to face down Gamzee in turn, Karkat comes up behind them and waves them off in truly ridiculous fashion completely at odds with the drama of the moment. He does this with Kanaya hefting her chainsaw, and then Terezi readying her cane. We then get to Sollux yelling at Cal, and Karkat just stands in the background staring at him with an expression that says, "O... kay. Moving on..."
** The shoosh/pap moment also manages to make [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005767 this bit]] from a few updates back HilariousInHindsight as well:

* Speaking of the Act 5 Flash, there's one short moment with Terezi pointing up at the Green Sun, and Karkat grabbing her arm and pointing her in the right direction.
** Shortly before that, when Karkat is cut off from Jade due to The Scratch, you can see Gamzee waving while everyone else is a safe distance away from him while Kanaya eyes Gamzee suspiciously.
** If you look really closely, it looks more like he's flipping her off, not waving.
* Crazylegs Hussie. That is all.
* Karkat sets up a memo board to talk to Dave and John in. What's it called? [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004688 Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory!]]

* [[MoodWhiplash In the middle]] [[TheReveal of the rather intense and chilling]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006011 [S] Begin Intermission 2]], the view amusingly cuts to a series of shots [[CallBack of the scary wolf head.]] [[RuleOfThree AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.]]

** You Make... [[Film/ShortCircuit Johnny 5.]] God Dammit. [[PinocchioSyndrome Motherfucker thinks he's alive.]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/3170 HE IS A TIN CAN, ROBOTS DON'T HAVE FEELINGS.]]

* [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1788 CD?'s]] [[NiceHat hat]], [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1781 especially]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1782 in]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1783 its]] [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/1784 introduction]].

* The real reason Karkat decided to [[https://www.homestuck.com/story/2628 troll John backwards]]: He was so embarrassed by inadvertently revealing his [[FoeYay hatecrush]] that he decided he could never again speak to John at a point in the timeline when John would remember it.

* Spades Slick is [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004372 not very good at giving sympathy.]]

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004620 I dare you to find a better reaction face.]]
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004658 How about the same one on a different troll?]]
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004908 And again!]]
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005486 IT KEEPS HAPPENING!]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004624 Oh sweet Cosbytop, you have been missed.]]

* Don't forget to mention [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004625 this]] token.

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004638 "It is]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004639 the perfect]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004640 crime."]]
* Fans of ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' had wanted to see a full Hero Mode Gamzee and but the closest they get is [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004600 this]]. Andrew Hussie in reaction to fans posted [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scraps2/herogamzee.gif this]] on his forum.
** Gamzee got his full on Hero Mode in [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004686 the comic now as well]]. Just as blurry.
*** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004723 And again here, not as blurry this time.]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004632 John points out]] when Vriska accidentally uses [[VerbalTic NINE]] exclamation points. [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004633 She is mortified.]]

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004642 Dave made]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/ohy34h.jpg this amazing comic]] for Terezi.

* Dave's adorable hyperactive crocodile consorts make [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004673 this page]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice far funnier than it ought to be]]. It's even better in context: this page was immediately preceded by a page in which Terezi told him he was going to cry someday, but here it's hard to tell whether or not [[NotSoStoic he finally lost his cool]] or [[OnionTears his eyes are just irritated by all the onions slices]].

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004684 This update.]] You have to laugh at how such a simple phrase, such as, "I will make them pay" (for telling a minor "sekret") is so unbelievably bone chillingly scary when coming from Vriska.
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004687 How did Vriska live without Nicolas Cage?]]

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004690 So a coolkid, an ectobiologist and a troll all join a memo...]]

--> [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004706 ==>]]
** It's hard to say whether it's funnier before or after we [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004710 see the damage for ourselves.]]
* Rose's [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004709 conversation with Aradia]].

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004719 This...]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004720 Is...]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004721 Motherfuckin...]] '''''[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004722 BlAsPhEmY!!!]]'''''
* And now we have [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004725 Dave's chat with Equius]].
** Which turns into [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004726 slam poetry about musclebeasts and milk]]. What makes it truly hilarious is that it's basically the only time that the trolls legitimately get under Dave's skin... and it's completely unintentional on Equius' part.
** And on the [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004727 next page:]]

* Since Equius has no towels, he [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004731 dries his face with Vriska's Con-Air poster.]]
* Let's not forget Karkat [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004752 arguing with himself. At length.]]

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004765 It's raining plants!]]

* The best weapon against Jack Noir besides the Uber bunny? [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004792 Lil' Cal.]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004807 Jade tries to reach Dave]], but instead ends up talking to [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004808 a crocodile who stole his glasses.]]

* John trying to get Rose to [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004822 stop acting so dark]] and [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004823 act the way she used to.]] The meta bit is that both John ''and'' the readers have been worried about her, and we're both relieved. Also on Heartwarming.{{Homestuck}}.
* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004824 BLUH BLUH HUGE WITCH]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004825 Karkat's latest metaphor]] flying completely off the handle.

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004863 WV lapses back into rudeness towards John]] because [[HypocriticalHumor he finds Karkat rude.]]

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004908 You think you will try to keep conversations with Becsprite to a minimum from now on.]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004924 The entirety]] of this pesterlog between Jade and Dave.
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004927 This]] conversation, but especially:

** And at the end of it all, the Readers/command-givers put unnecessary pressure on her to alchemize stuff, leading to [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004933 this]].
* Kanaya [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004945 finally grasps our human sarcasm]].
** Rose is clearly rubbing off on her in the best possible way. And [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004947 giving Eridan a magic wand]] can only end hilariously. [[SarcasmMode Ha ha ha ha]]...[[FunnyAneurysmMoment NO.]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004954 Tavros killed Grandpa Harley by mind controlling Bec from an alternate universe.]] Now we just wait for Jade's reaction...
** And she's...[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004955 completely fine with it]]. She acts very understanding of Tavros and his cultural misunderstanding. She's not angry or even mournful. In fact she's grateful that he saved her life. Then they bond over the loss of their respective guardian figures at the hands of Tavros. Sure she was freaked out for awhile, thinking the Blue Haired Dummy did it, then thought it was suicide, and would have liked it if he had told her what had happened, but all in all [[Heartwarming/{{Homestuck}} takes it very well.]]
*** Then it [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004957 turns]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004958 hilarious]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004959 again]] when Vriska shares her two boondollars with Tavros regarding the whole thing.
*** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004967 IT KEEPS HAPPENING]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004970 Andrew]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004971 Hussie:]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004974 Ride]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004979 The final words of those brave Salamanders who tried to fight the Green Tragedy]]: [[note]]To see the sequence, examine the flagpole in the village.[[/note]]

** The flammability of shaving cream was originally mentioned on [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003385 these]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003386 two]] hilarious pages. It's mentioned again [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005300 here]].
*** Then the fact bites [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006005 bites back]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006006 tragically.]]

* [[spoiler: There's something morbidly hilarious abut Vriska [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005009 hitting on Tavros in her own blood.]]]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004925 This conversation:]] [[WesternAnimation/TheManyAdventuresOfWinnieThePooh I'M A LITTLE BLACK RAIN CLOUD BITCH WATCH ME CLIMB]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004998 Luck doesn't actually matter]] >8]
* Jade preparing for her [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005039 christmas alchemy binge]] only to be interrupted by an [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005040 extremely angry Karkat.]]

* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005041 shit. lets be santa]]
** You Make... [[Film/ShortCircuit Johnny 5.]] God Dammit. [[PinocchioSyndrome Motherfucker thinks he's alive.]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005070 HE IS A TIN CAN, ROBOTS DON'T HAVE FEELINGS.]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005071 Dutton]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005072 Bubble]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005073 Goggles.]]

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005087 This,]] combined with MoodWhiplash.

* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005127 Lord English: Reveal yourself!!!!]]
** [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005128 Made even funnier by the following panel.]]

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004477 [S...]][[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff BAHJ] ]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004478 [S] Make Her Pay]] qualifies as several Crowning Moments, but it only becomes funny at the very end. Vriska, after getting the BlueBlood beaten out of her by Aradia in revenge, wakes up in Prospit...only to have [[CrossesTheLineTwice Terezi smack her upside the head.]]

* Act 5 is over! What's next? [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004526 Act 5 act 2!]]
* Sollux [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003973 arguing with himself.]]

* The real reason Karkat decided to [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004528 troll John backwards]]: He was so embarrassed by inadvertently revealing his [[FoeYay hatecrush]] that he decided he could never again speak to John at a point in the timeline when John would remember it.

* [=R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN.=] Just... yeah. Terezi opens the [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004529 memo]] to discuss the stupidity of Karkat's plan to troll the humans and it only gets better from there. Karkat from closer and closer in the past keeps on interrupting until he comes over and starts messing with Terezi's keypad. They ban and unban and reban each other until finally at the end:

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004535 This Page]] helped add [[MoodWhiplash some levity]] to the previous page when the audience is expecting the worst.
* It should be obvious by now that any conversation between human and troll will be worthy of inclusion on this page. [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004553 This exchange]] is no exception.

* John dispatches some imps, but [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004567 not in the way you might expect.]]
** Following that, John [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004568 examines his room]]:

* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004574 John and Vriska discussing the different roles that buckets play in human and troll society]]. John, as always, is [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Completely Unaware Of The Point]].
** The misunderstanding leads John to [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004579 kick an imp in the face for carrying a broom]]. Being culturally sensitive is really hard work.
** Following the vein of cultural confusion over pails/buckets, Kanaya is so [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004599 perturbed]] when a bucket falls on Rose's head that she [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004600 covers her monitor in shame]].
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004594 When Kanaya asks Karkat how she should measure how well she is trolling Rose]], he suggests using a FLIGHTY BROADS AND THEIR SNARKY HORSESHITOMETER. It turns out such a meter [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004595 actually exists]].
** Later, it [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004619 explodes]]. It simply cannot take this much horseshit.

* The entirety of the [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003889 Troll Intermission]] is shaping up to be like this.
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003899 GOD.]] ''[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003900 DAMMIT.]]''
** ''Anything'' connected to Gamzee's [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003913 MIRACLE MODUS]]. [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003914 It's so beautiful]].
*** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003923 You wonder if you can just...just sort of reach over...]][[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003924 and...]]
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003937 You only stop when you smell tears.]]
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003945 See? The coin has exonerated him.]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003946 What coin? The prosecution sees no coin.]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003947 SHE'S BLIND, REMEMBER?]]
* '''[[color:#626262:carcinoGeneticist's [CG'S] ]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003986 computer exploded.]]'''
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004062 This conversation's]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004120 summary.]]
* [[BlueBlood Equius]] strongly believes in the Alternian caste system. [[TheStoner Gamzee]] is of a higher caste than him. [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004121 And then they talk]].

** His [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004122 conversation with Vriska.]] Oh god.

** And now [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004178 his]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004179 conversations]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004180 with]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004181 Aradia]].
* Vriska has built a doomsday device, which [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004106 looks big]] and [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004130 particularly dangerous]]. [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004131 But then...]]
* SHE HAS '''[[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004163 WHAT?!]]'''

* The last update Andrew did before leaving for a week begins [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004184 here]] and ends with, uh, [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004193 this]]. But it easily overlaps with horror and possibly SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}} and/or TearJerker, but really it's just such an over the top scene that it's simply incredibly hilarious in spite of all that. What makes it even better is the aforementioned fact that it's the last update in a week. Andrew's comment in the thread:

** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004192 The facial expressions are just... oh god.]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004195 Nepeta's]] [[ShipperOnDeck 'Shipping Wall']]. [[color:red:oh yessssss!]]

* Okay, this is Vriska to Tavros, so there's absolutely no way it's anything but subjective, but Vriska's absurd insistence that Tavros apologize for being a cripple leads to [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004251 this panel]]:

* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004252 RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004256 Kanaya's mediation tactics.]]

** Followed by [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004280 this kiss]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004343 Eridan and Feferi: Do something ridiculous.]] B<>NP

* After [[RunningGag many characters]] [[SpitTake are grossed out from drinking something]], Eridan... [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004377 is not]], because Faygo actually isn't that bad. It's just soda.
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004380 Feferi revives Sollux.]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004382 The reactions]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004383 really seal]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004383 this one,]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004385 especially Slick's.]]

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004387 Troll Andrew.]] Well, actually it's [[AuthorAvatar Andrew]] wearing [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004388 gray paint]] and [[ProductPlacement another MSPA shirt]], except this shirt belonged to a ''girl'' character.
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004391 How meta can things get?]]
** Uh... Wolf? [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004393 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH]]
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004394 Andrew goes mad with power]], [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004395 and punishes the reader]] by [[FelonyMisdemeanor making them read all the expository texts on troll romance back to back]]. [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004397 AAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA]] [[EvilLaugh HA HA HA HA HA]] [[OverlyLongGag HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
*** Wait a sec, [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003578 we've seen that pose before...]]
** And he [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004396 spikes Lil' Cal]]. BOOYEAH.

* Karkat [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004443 sets up a bulletin board using Trollian]] so he can send memos to all the other trolls, but it turns out to be incredibly frustrating and impractical because of [[TimeyWimeyBall weird time shit]]. When his future self signs in to tell him this is dumb, he bans him. Yes, he ''bans his future self''.

* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004451 You cannot do it. You cannot kiss the girl.]]
** Immediately prior to that, [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004449 Hearts Boxcars becoming infuriated that Tavros will not kiss her and threatening him over it]].

* Slick's drawing of Snowman [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003196 here]].

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003271 Jenga!]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003340 Dave begins to]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003341 hatch a brilliant]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003342 plan]].
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003349 ROBO-SLAP]]
** Immediately preceded by a slight [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome CMOA]] for Dave as he figures out what's going on with Jade and [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003348 cleverly instructs her to slap herself awake.]]
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003530 Rose's reaction when Jade mentions the incident also qualifies.]]
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004123 IT KEEPS HAPPENING.]]
* [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003428 4H4H4H44H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4]]

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003460 The device has been reduced to an utterly useless heap of shit.]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003490 Rose: Answer troll.]]

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003495 adiosToreador trying to destroy Dave.]] It doesn't work.

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003500 I got]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003501 a present]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003502 for you Casey.]]
--> [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003503 CG: JOHN WHAT THE WET BAG OF HUMAN HORSE SHIT TO THE FACE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING.]]
* John and Karkat's [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003503 conversation]] about Terezi:

** Immediately afterwards, John [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003504 proceeds to inform Terezi of said conversation]]:

** The term "candle light hate date" pops up again [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004562 here]]. Its usage isn't any less humorous.
** Kanaya and Eridan have [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004243 basically the same conversation]] later on. It's still funny.
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003526 So all you have to do is wake up and learn to play the rain!]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003551 Davesprite.]] Also a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003557 Terezi thinks that Dave is actually]] ''[[WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers Wheeler]]''.
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003688 CD?'s]] [[NiceHat hat]], [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003681 especially]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003682 in]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003683 its]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003684 introduction]].
* Dream Rose knocks Lil'Cal out of Dream Dave's tower. Dream Dave is relieved, and [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003657 it looks like it's curtains for-]]
-->[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003658 You're not sure which laws are being broken, but it is probably a lot.]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003670 Now what in the hell is going on in here.]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003727 Every]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003729 alchemization]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003730 involving]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003745 Sweet Bro]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003746 and Hella Jeff.]]
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003740 The underlings all look kind of put off by it though. You're kind of weirding them out.]]
* "[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003818 This]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003819 is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols."]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003831 [S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter]] [[strike: [[color:red:THIS IS STUPID]]]] [[color:#0715cd:yeah right!]]

** This was especially ridiculous as AH had previously promised that [[BlatantLies the next flash page would be the long-hyped up 4/13 one-year anniversary flash]] and the next command was for the [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003832 End of Act 4]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003833 It'll be a few more pages.]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003839 Preemptive strike from Dave]]:

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003835 This]] conversation between Dave and Terezi.

* Just seeing Dream Jade [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003840 slapping Dream John]] in rhythm to the beats of the music was particularly funny in this mainly sad flash.

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002848 MOST SHOCKING TWIST EVER.]]

* > [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=003077 SS: Be Hearts Boxcars.]] You are now Clubs Deuce.
** > [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003098 CD: Forget you are CD. Believe you are Hearts Boxcars.]] You suddenly remember you are Diamonds Droog.
** > [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=003142 SS: Return to being Hearts Boxcars.]] Spades Slick cannot return to being Hearts Boxcars because obviously Diamonds Droog is too busy being Clubs Deuce.
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003117 HB: Do a silly dance]].
* "[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003108 Wait this is a BULL PENIS CANE?]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003109 You flip the fuck out over the fact that this is apparently a BULL PENIS CANE.]]"
* "Everybody ''out of the god damn way''. [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=003158 You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty."]]

* Hearts Boxcars spends four hours being swarmed by temporal duplicates: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003151 YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL]]...
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003203 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]][[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003204 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOHSHIT.]]

* Hearts Boxcars: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003215 Attempt to eat Eggs.]] And nobody changes their hardboiled expression.
* Diamonds Droog: [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003230 Resist urge to shout 'OH YEAH!']]

* Like the others, Jade is asked (read: commanded) to do something silly, in her case "squeal like a piglet and fertilize some plants". It is stated, however, that she has more important things to do. So what does she do? [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002675 She squeals like a piglet and fertilizes her plants!]] All while shouting "Oh God this is so much fun!" It's at this point where we learn that Jade isn't quite like the other kids.

* After playing "Hot and Cold" (mostly cold, freezing, ''frozen fucking tundra'') with Jade's Memory modus and getting ''three'' of the wrong items from her deck, we get [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002711 this gem:]]

* Dave's chat with [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002729 Jade counts.]]

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=002879 The terrifying secret of Fruit Gushers.]]

* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002885 Rose discovers]] the contents of what she thought was her [[LadyDrunk mother's]] room, and her reaction to the discovery.
* The name for John's new Hammerkind. [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=002968 The Wrinklefucker]]
* When Jade dreams up extra arms to play ''[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002926 The Beginning of Something Really Excellent]]'', Bec sitting on the roof bopping along is pretty funny.
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002999 Dave completely annihilating adiosToreador's attempt to troll him.]]

--> You need to take a moment to wear [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003009 something ridiculous]] before you continue your spiel... [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003010 ORDER IN THE COURT. YOU WILL HAVE ORDER IN THIS COURTROOM.]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003021 YOU ARE THE LAW WHOOPS]]
** [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003022 Wave about in a distracting manner!]]
* [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003039 Jack: Kill John's dad yourself.]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003040 ==>]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003041 ==>]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003042 ==>]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003043 ==>]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003044 You release the prisoner. He is free to go.]] Of course, this is only funny [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002856 in context]].