History Funny / GameGrumpsArinAndJon

* Jon and Arin's abject horror after ringing the bell and seeing the GagBoobs that fill the game for the first time.

* Two words: [[GagBoobs Helicopter tits.]]

* Arin is spellbound by the beauty of a green-haired [[BareYourMidriff NP]][[DoesNotLikeShoes C]] walking around in a bar.

** Blaze crashing into a checkpoint at full speed, followed by Arin and Jon [[SlapstickKnowsNoGender commenting on her slapstick reaction]]. It gets replayed twice with cartoony sound effects.

* Episode 47, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFIyTF8G0wA&t=10m26s Arin forgot he was still being recorded and sang a song about a 3 foot penis while Jon was taking a bathroom break.]]

--->'''Jon:''' Just go ahead and try, see, look how ''silly'' this is! You have to like--(''glitch ensues'')--Oh. Oh, oh, oh. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...! (''starts cracking up'') Okee--(''Arin gets up'')--Arin, don't leave! Arin, don't--! (''door slam'') ''({{beat}})'' '''''[[SayMyName AAAAAAAAAAARRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!]]''''' ''(Arin barges back in)'' ''[[HoYay I LOVE YOOOOUUUUU]]!''\\

** [[DespairEventHorizon Arin breaking down when he realizes that they are, indeed going to play through the other campaigns.]]

* Jon and Barry's confusion when Arin asks Barry ([[NamesTheSame Who's a character in the game, and not the editor of the videos]]) what he's doing when he's stroking the fire.

** The question asks which of the following is a U.S. territory. Arin chooses, of all things, '''[[CriticalResearchFailure Cuba]]'''.

* Arin is spellbound by the beauty of a green-haired [[BareYourMidriff N]][[ShesGotLegs P]][[DoesNotLikeShoes C]] walking around in a bar.

* A meta example, shortly after the video was released, {{Wiki/Wikipedia}} page for Drakkhen was briefly [[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Drakkhen&oldid=543179710 changed with several quotes and jokes from the episode]], changing the storyline to the aforementioned Brian, Bill, Langley and Big Bill going to find the 7-11, gameplay being described as ganging up on monsters until they explode and more.

*** Also during the cutscene, Jon's comments on [[UncannyValley Princess Elise's face]] put Arin in hysterics.

* The ending, where Arin stabs Jon with a knife while the screen zooms in on [[UncannyValley Baby Spice's face.]]

* Part 36 has Jon nonchalantly asking if it would be funny if he punched the gingerbread house Arin and Susie made together, Barry censoring Jon repeatedly with a horn, and Arin comparing Jon to a derailing train, complete with graphics by Barry.

-->'''Jon:''' Back me up here, guys. Arin shows me this gingerbread house he put all this love and care into and, as a fucking goof I put a hole in that... '''[[SoundEffectBleep *honk*]]'''

-->'''Jon:''' I put a hole in that '''[[SoundEffectBleep *honk!*]]'''

-->'''Arin:''' I remember the exact thing I said to you was "I would question the quality of our friendship at that point." I would be like "What is wrong with Jon?!"
-->'''Jon:''' [[OverlyLongGag I put a hole in that]] '''[[SoundEffectBleep *Honk!*]]'''

-->'''Arin:''' It's not-it's fucked up! It's just fucked up! (laughing)...Fucked up! Nope? You wouldn't-
-->'''Jon:''' Bust a cap in that '''[[SoundEffectBleep *HONK!*]]'''

-->'''Jon:''' ...(deep and distorted) '''[[SoundEffectBleep *HOOOOOOOOOONK!!*]]'''

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--> '''Arin (still impersonating Mickey):''' I'm gonna fuck you like you've never been... [[{{Corpsing}} fucked...]]

* Pretty much [[UpToEleven the entirety]] of Part 33 from 11:00 to the end of the 15 minute episode. Highlights include:

** Every time a cat hit Arin's rocket, it would be a festival of him screaming and Jon giggling. It went UpToEleven when Jon was the one who sent the cats.

* Jon humming [[Music/{{Nightwish|Band}} Ghost Love Score]], and Arin somehow getting Nightwish and Music/{{Journey}} confused.

'''Arin:''' Of ''course'' I saw it! '''''[[RantInducingSlight My whole body's an EYE!]]'''''

-->'''Jon:''' Kirby has two iconic abilities: Suck and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNqfYtd3HTg&t=530s BYEEEEEEH!!!]]
* Jon noticing a Mike enemy and [[WrongGenreSavvy thinking you have to yell into the microphone]] [[IronicDeath to kill it]], [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda like a Pols Voice]]. He screams so loud he clips the audio.

'''Jon:''' '''EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!''' ''({{Beat}})'' It didn't work...\\
'''Arin:''' ''(astonished giggling)'' ...You're a ''jerkwad!'' I'm gonna have to edit that so it's not ear-wrenching!!
* When Arin takes one hit too many and begins a Not-So-Instant-Death.

'''Arin:''' ''(character sparking and flashing as [[FamilyUnfriendlyDeath he slowly explodes]])'' Oh God, I'm dying!\\
''(Jon laughs)''\\
'''Arin:''' Help me!\\
''(Jon laughs harder)''\\
'''Arin:''' Kirby help me! '''KIRBY NO!''' ''(character explodes)''
** Now you can watch it [[TheAnimatedSeries in animated form]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyhMT138BHo right here.]]
* After getting the Cook Form, Jon [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fRi3Wwo3A8&t=5m38s sings]] [[Manga/AzumangaDaioh Chiyo's]] cooking song, which has received several [[CallBack callbacks]] since then:

'''Jon:''' ''(in a high-pitched voice)'' BAKU HAKU KAKU.
* Jon discovering that he can turn Egoraptor back into a power-up.

-->'''Jon:''' I dunno, I just- I haven't been in this fuckin'...adventuring game in a while...
* Jon's hysterical cries of "BUMP BUTTS WITH HIM! '''BUMP BUTTS WITH HIM!!'''"

--> '''Arin (as Waddle Doo):''' '''I CAN SEE EVERYTHING!''\\
'''Jon (as Kirby):''' ''(laughs)'' Jus'- Hey-hey, d' you wanna hang out man?\\

* Arin [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO0FjaR2Z-8&t=2m22s turns into a rock]] and becomes depressed. Jon cheers him up...through the power of loudness.
--> '''Jon:''' Don't you - DUDE. Dude. Dude. Bro level. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Bro. Fuckin'. Level.]] You're attractive.\\

'''Jon:''' [[SincerityMode You're fuckin' beautiful, man.]]\\
'''Arin:''' [[SarcasmMode Thanks.]]\\
'''Jon:''' It doesn't matter - '''''it doesn't matter WHAT THEY SAY!''''' ''[Kirby shouts through a megaphone, then uses a microphone]'' '''''[[AnguishedDeclarationOfLove YOU'LL ALWAYS BE BEAUTIFUL TO ME!]]''''' ''[Ego's character turns into an eight-ton weight]'' Oh, shit, you're eight tons? [[ShootTheShaggyDog Never mind, you're fat as shit.]]
* In the 9th Episode Arin and Jon are playing as [[FacelessEye Waddle Doo]] and Kirby respectively. After Jon's meandering causes a mook to commit [[HoistByHisOwnPetard accidental suicide]]. The exchange is priceless.
--> '''Jon:''' (laughing hysterically) Did you see that? '''Did you see that'''?!\\
'''Arin:''' Of ''course'' I saw it! '''''[[RantInducingSlight My whole body's an EYE!!]]'''''
* Part 13 featured a CallBack to their gag censor in the ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossing'' episode. [[CrossingTheLineTwice Twice.]] This time it was Jon.
* Also in Part 13, Jon reveals that when the Grumps had to make a joint bank account for the show, they were asked to write their titles on the contract. Arin wrote down "Partner". Jon wrote down "Fartner".
* In Episode 14, Ego begins cracking up at the way Capsule-J walks with his hands up.
--> '''Arin:''' He's like..''(Begins walking)'' Hold the ''fuckin'' phone!!\\
'''Jon:''' ''(Laughs)'' Oh my god! [[CallBack Why does he walk like Goofy?]]

--> '''Jon:''' NEXT TIME ON GAME GRUMPS! ''(Gibberish)'' Fuhrer...Heil...HITLER!\\
'''Arin:''' ''(Holding back laughter)'' Don't fucking end on that, you asshole! ''(Talking directly into mic)'' We do not- We do not condone fascism. We do not condone um...\\
'''Jon:''' Hitler's though, he got- he got a [[BeardOfEvil sweet 'stache.]] ''(Laughs)'' Ending on "Heil Hitler," that's a new high.\\

'''Jon:''' A new ''[[JustForPun heil!]]''
* Jon's reaction that he and Arin had spent all of the Milky Way Wishes playthrough bashing something [[CriticalResearchFailure that wasn't actually true.]]

-->'''Jon:'''What the fuck is your problem?!\\
'''Arin:'''(''Dancing around as Chilly and singing'') I don't fucking know, I don't fucking know, I don't fucking know what your problem is.\\
'''Jon:''' Why did you kill--(''starts laughing while Ego keeps singing'') THAT'S IT, YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!!! (''Turns Ego into an Ice item'') You're mine! (''dashes off, which as Ice Kirby looks like skating'') I'm gonna fucking skate to fucking Olympia and tell them of my... FUCK YOU! Why did you kill the hammers?\\

'''Jon:''' No, but that's probably better! (''picks up a Wheel item'')\\
'''Arin:''' Gimme Wheel Man.\\

* All of the hilariously ridiculous names Ego comes up for several villains since Jon ran out of ideas.
** "Oh it's Mega Crunch!"
** "Oh! It's Music/StevieWonder!"
*** "You called him Stevie Wonder!"

--->'''Arin:''' Next time on Game Grumps...can we find out what 'jeez in a danghole' means?\\
'''Jon:''' [[{{Squick}} It's when a girl takes her labia--]]
* [[BashBrothers "Poppy Brothers Jr.!" "Poppy Brothers Sr.!" "Poppy Brothers Jr.!" "POPPY BROTHERS SR.!!"]] Even funnier when, later in the LP, Jon finally notices the Jr. at the end of Poppy Bros. Jr., meaning he had no idea what Arin was singing about and was just going along with it.

--> '''Arin''': (as Poppy Bros. Jr.) Hey. Hey. Hey Kirby.\\
'''Jon''': Yeah?\\
'''Arin''': Hey Kirby.\\
'''Jon''': Yeah?\\
'''Arin''': ...I'M SO FUCKIN' HAPPY!\\
'''Jon''': FUCK IT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! *jumps into a nearby pit and dies*\\
'''Arin''': *laughing* Oh, Jesus...\\
'''Jon''': SEE I DON'T FUCKIN' CARE! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT if you're gonna make fun of me then I'm not going to play!\\
'''Arin''': You've ruined our life. Literally.
* Four Words: "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XObhT60xJMs I got]] [[http://youtu.be/pU-U04aCOKs ice hair!]]"

* At the very end of Part 3, Arin's reaction to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPAADCAOKpc&t=10m57s a Tac grabbing the helper he was playing as,]] and Jon subsequently dying trying to get him back.

* Jon humming [[Music/{{Nightwish}} Ghost Love Score]], and Arin somehow getting Nightwish and Music/{{Journey}} confused.

* Arin is spellbound by the beauty of a [[YouGottaHaveBlueHair green-haired]] [[BareYourMidriff N]][[ShesGotLegs P]][[DoesNotLikeShoes C]] walking around in a bar.

** Arin's attempt to cheer him up with a joke doesn't exactly help. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny At first.]]

-->'''Ego:''' This game's a bunch of poop smelling, shit stained, ass, crotch, Bart, fart, smelly [[TheSimpsons Simpsons]] comedy, everybody's got a good day ahead of them, I don't, because I'm playing this game!

--> '''*beat*'''
--> '''Arin''': ...[[{{Jackass}} Bam Margera]]?

-->'''Arin:''' [[{{Twincest}} They're twins]], [[IncestIsRelative they're related]], and they're underage.

-->'''Jon:''' (speaking over Arin) '''''[[SuddenlyShouting SHUT UP!]] [[ShockingSwerve SHUT UP!]]'''''

* Parts 2 and 3 are something of a HumiliationConga for the Grumps. Part 2 ends shortly after Jon indirectly gets himself, Arin, and DK knocked back to the start of the map, putting them in a close-knit race for the first star of the game. Eventually, Arin winds up one space behind the star, with Jon and DK fairly close behind him. Guess who gets the star? '''[[TakeAThirdOption Luigi]]''', [[ShockingSwerve who managed to make it across half of the map in two turns, thanks to two incredibly good rolls and a Golden Mushroom.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis BY. ONE. SPACE.]] Jon and Arin barely have time to comment on the sheer absurdity of it before [[KickTheDog DK finds a star in a Random Block.]] [[TraumaCongaLine ON THE VERY NEXT ROLL.]] Comedic pacing at its finest, ladies and gentlemen.

-->'''Arin:''' [[{{Twincest}} They're twins]], [[IncestIsRelative they're related]], and [[JailBait they're underage]].

* Jon singing the TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles theme instead of the actual Power Rangers theme.

* Jon and Arin's [[DespairEventHorizon reaction]] to finding a guy with a Sonic hat.

-->'''Jon:''' (laughs incredulously) Oh-ho-ho NO! [[OhCrap This soon?!]] '''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Already?!]]'''