History Funny / GameGrumpsArinAndJon

** Arguably the best instance is when CHINA misses a turn due to its Slacker ability. [[IncrediblyLamePun "Loafing around on its civil rights issues"]] indeed.

-->'''Arin:''' Okay, please. ''Please.'' Jon, I'll give you a dollar if you ''[[IncrediblyLamePun don't go there.]]''

-->A man is boarding a plane, carrying a dead horse. When asked what it is, he replies "That's my [[IncrediblyLamePun carrion luggage]]".

** Jon saying he wants to marry a girl named [[GenderBlenderName Greg]], so that when she's pregnant, he can say that she's "[[IncrediblyLamePun gregnant]]".

* "This level's rad, but it's only sort of rad, so it's [[IncrediblyLamePun rad-ish.]]"

* In part 15 they spend most of the time arguing over what the city in Crisis City is, then Sonic nearly glitches over a half-tube while on a snowboard and only just recovers. Cue slow-motion replay with epic music playing and Jon's voice shouting '''YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH'''. Then they sing RENT.

-->'''Arin:''' I call it the {{UsefulNotes/Super Famicom}}, do you call it the Super Family Computer because it sounds great!?
-->'''Jon:''' No, I call it the {{UsefulNotes/SNES}}!

'''Arin:''' [[JustForPun Lettuce look at it.]]\\

'''Jon:''' [[JustForPun Helado ice cream to eat!]]... ''(giggles)''

'''Arin:''' That's true. Can you bl- can you- Can you bless me? [[JustForPun Hold on, I haven't sneezed...]]\\

-->'''Jon''' ([[TearsofJoy tearing up]]) You're the only one who has shown me kindness, where my hunchback has turned others away... ''(beat) I'm kidding! I'm really perfect! (''[[LaserGuidedKarma gets hit with pie tin'')

* Jon's utter surprise that Ego has an art book filled with adult imagery of a woman having sex with various presidents ([[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and Ben Franklin]]).

'''Jon:''' It doesn't matter -- '''''it doesn't matter WHAT THEY SAY!''''' ''[Kirby shouts through a megaphone, then uses a microphone]'' '''''[[AnguishedDeclarationOfLove YOU'LL ALWAYS BE BEAUTIFUL TO ME]]!''''' ''[Ego's character turns into an eight-ton weight]'' Oh, shit, you're eight tons? [[ShootTheShaggyDog Never mind, you're fat as shit]].

* In part 14, Ego begins cracking up at the way Capsule-J walks with his hands up.

'''Jon:''' Why did you kill-- ''[starts laughing while Ego keeps singing]'' THAT'S IT, YOU'RE OUTTA HERE! ''[turns Ego into an Ice item]'' You're mine! ''[dashes off, which as Ice Kirby looks like skating]'' I'm gonna fucking skate to fucking Olympia and tell them of my... FUCK YOU! Why did you kill the hammers?\\

** Arin and Jon just [[BrokenRecord repeat themselves over and over]], when Ego was trying to get Jon to a secret.

* 6m56s into part 9, Ego jumping straight over Rush and into a Spike pit.

** When Jon first picks up the shovel, while he digs fruit out of the ground, Ego decides to [[{{Pun}} goof off]] and repeatedly fires the grappling hook.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhvRgimkINM&t=6m25s Ego's names for the skeleton bosses, which are mostly just mumbling gibberish]]. Especially because Jon thought that the blue one's name was simply "({{Beat}})".

* All of the ridiculous things Jon and Ego call Whismur every time they run into one in battle.

'''Ego:''' ''(robot voice)'' The bears go down to the woods today, To have their picnic...[[RunningGag They eat cheese pizza.]]

* In Part 9, the two have to detonate Bob-Ombs in order to break through ice blocks. Jon decides to simply bring the explosives over to Ego.

* The two of them walking into a wall to make it look like their characters are polka dancing, and the following discussion on how Ego really had to take a crap while they were driving.

* Ego starts speaking in some kind of weird New York/Bostonian accent and begins rambling. And it is glorious.

* And, still in part 3, as they completed the level, Ego accidentally uses the popsicle.

--->'''Jon: HOLY SHIT THE POPSICLE EXPLODE!'''
* In part 6, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH7x-DwaVu8&t=5m50s Jon pretends to cower in the corner against an approaching zombie before killing it instantly with the weedwhacker.]] This is funny enough on its own, but Ego laughing uncontrollably for ''over a full minute'' afterward seals the deal. And if that isn't enough, he '''collapses''' from laughing so hard.

-->'''Jon:''' [[VideoGame/ZombiesAteMyNeighbors This game]]...this game is like grabbing a ball from a spidery-ass corner. You're just get it and go! Geddit'n'go!! ''(Ego laughs)'' Go! Go! Go! Igotit--''GO''!!\\

* Jon interrupts Ego after a hunchback begins hopping after him, as the game scares him.

** The hilarious EpicFail of Jon and Ego falling off the stairs several times.

* Jon tells Arin not to play the lottery, but Ego decides to try it anyway. [[BornLucky He wins $1000.]]

** During a cutscene, Jon and Ego begin comparing the game to the infamous "I don't like sand" scene from ''Film/AttackOfTheClones''. It becomes even more hilarious when they realize just how well the similarties fit.
*** From the same cutscene, Jon and Ego hilariously point out what would happen if a [[AnArmAndALeg human were to run while holding hands with Sonic]] in RealLife.

'''Ego:''' (singing) Just dancin' alone, havin' a good time, Sonic, Sonic, do.... Soniiiiic the Hedgehog! Soniiiic the Hedgehog! Everybody's favorite hog.

-->'''Ego:''' Why?

-->'''Jon:''' This campaign doesn't have Soleanna. ''[{{Beat}}]'' Literally, [[LampshadeHanging did that just happened]]?

-->'''Ego:''' I'm gon' get momma's cornbread.

* Ego and Jon watching to see how previous players died in the game via stepping on the blood stains left behind. Most of them just walked off the edge and fell to their death much to their amusement.
* Ego's and Jon's reactions to the random introductions of characters during the loading screen.

-->'''Ego:''' Poor ol' Boldwin needs to see the doctor stat.

* Ego's shocked response to when a dragon shows up in a cutscene and devours several [=NPCs=].

** Even funnier when Ego starts to beatbox while Jon struggles to get back up.

* Early in part 10, Ego calls Jon out on using words that aren't words.
-->'''Ego''': "Until you fucking become Webster or at least a very good friend of his so you can influence his..."

-->'''Ego''': "...Sometimes, Jon, I have to say, I'm really proud of you."

* In Part 11, Ego spends most of Tanked Up Trouble assuring Jon he's not going to die. What makes it hilarious is that he does well enough - even just barely avoiding death multiple times - that it's plausible. He dies, naturally.
* In the Finale, Ego and Jon's reaction to Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong dealing AmusingInjuries to each other.

* Jon (as Marth) launches Ego (as Wolf) straight into the air with a perfectly timed, fully charged up-smash as Ego tries to recover back to the stage.
* Ego begins laughing hysterically when he and Jon both play Snake, and there's explosions going off every second. It's hard not to laugh along with him.

-->''(Egoraptor enters "WesternAnimation/SleepingBeauty," but the game says he's wrong.)''
-->'''Ego:''' What!? Maleficent is the fucking villain in Sleeping Beauty!

-->'''Ego:''' Yes!

-->'''Ego:''' Princess Aurora!

-->'''Ego and Jon: [[BigWhat WWWWHHHAAAT!?]]'''
-->'''Ego:''' That isn't- that's not correct!

-->'''Ego:''' Fucking Larry!

-->'''Ego:''' What is ''that''? Larry, are you fucking- do you- do you have Tourettes?

-->'''Ego:''' I just wanted to be smart. I just wanted to be smart. Nnnn, [=JonTron=], I just wanted to be smart, man.

-->'''Ego:''' I want you to respect me. [[Film/TheHelp You is smart. You is kind. You is important.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht28MePcLlc This video recounting the literal hundreds of times that Egoraptor dropped the F bomb in this single episode.]]

-->'''Ego:''' The sleeping snake. The good night snake.

-->'''Ego:''' Tsetse fly.

* Ego begins to go all WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd and curse out the game in the most profane and disgusting ways.
-->'''Ego:''' Fucking goddamn this fucking goddamn Golden Eye bullshit! This game's a piece of ass on a platter! This game's a donkey dick diarrhea shoved in my asshole! This game's a bunch of poopy dicks, smelled all over a skunk's anus. This is a gorilla butt, smeared on my face, while I watch [[Series/TheOprahWinfreyShow Oprah]]!

-->'''Ego:''' This game's a bunch of poop smelling, shit stained, ass, crotch, Bart, fart, smelly [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Simpsons]] comedy, everybody's got a good day ahead of them, I don't, because I'm playing this game!
-->'''Ego:''' This game is a...pile of festering putrid ass juice pouring out of my mouth, while I watch a Vietnamese man get shot in the face 17 times by another Vietnamese man!
-->'''Ego:''' ''(after he lost to Jon)'' This game's a bunch of ass cloud, vomit inducing [[{{Portmanteau}} barf-errhea]]! This game is ''(breaks down laughing)''

-->'''Ego:''' This game's a bunch of putrid ass droppings as I slurp it up with my pinkie up, and I smell a dude's asshole after he's had some chili! This game's a bunch of JON WINS!

* Ego's opening of the game.
-->'''Ego:''' You're probably wondering if you're not proficient in the Japanese language...''(falsetto voice) Da fuck is on the fucking screen?''

** Jon and Ego getting a kick out of Ego playing as a Moai head.

* Ego really wants to be Mulan. Who's Mulan? Every character in the game is Mulan.

--> ''Ego takes Jon's advice and chooses breath''

--> '''Ego:''' NO! ''(Gets up)'' Fuck you!

--> '''Ego:''' Fuck you!

--> '''Ego:''' Who wants to be a...BITCH!? ''(video ends)''

--> '''Ego and Jon:''' '''[[BigWhat WWWWHHHAAAAAAT!?]]'''

* Jon and Ego noticing the [[OffModel unusual-looking background characters]] in the bar arena of the game.

* Ego and Jon create a [[IWantSong musical number]] based on the character War, which was later given [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4lV4zGL6s8 fanmade musical accompaniment]].

* In the second round, Jon reaches the finish line way ahead of Ego, and decides to ''slowly'' drift over to cross it. [[LaserGuidedKarma He then gets hung up on a wall long enough for Ego to pass him.]]
** In the first round, Jon is about to finish first, only to get frozen ''inches'' from the finish line and end up finishing third instead (though he still beats Ego.)

* The show begins to live up to its name when Ego begins to get really grumpy because of his constant screw-ups.

* Egoraptor unsuccessfully attempts to insult Jon:

'''Egoraptor:''' ''[petulantly]'' Yeah, well, ''you're'' [[PokeThePoodle a joy... to be around...]]

-->'''Jon''' ([[TearsofJoy tearing up]]) You're the only one who has shown me kindness, where my hunchback has turned others away...
--->*beat*
--->I'm kidding! I'm really perfect!
--->*[[LaserGuidedKarma gets hit with pie tin]]*

* Jon and Ego are pitted against each other in Revers-a-bomb, each with an AI opponent. Jon gets Donkey Kong, who proceeds to completely screw Jon over by being no help at all.

-->'''Ego:''' I have 10 coins invested.

-->'''Ego:''' WOULD YOU STOP!? WOULD YOU STOP!?

* Ego and Jon go into character as Vitalya and Malkovich:

* Both Jon and Ego concluding that the Whomps and Thwomps "driving" the hover-cars in Space Land lack arms and are therefore zooming around in out-of-control vehicles.

* Both Jon and Ego ragequit the game, but with several minutes of video time still left, Jon resorts to singing songs from Theatre/LesMiserables and Music/{{Evita}}, while Ego starts ignoring the enemies and beating the crap out of Jon (in the game, of course), before finally ending on Jon saying "I don't like this game... '''I DON'T LIKE THIS ''GAAAAAAME!'''''"

* Jon and Ego's utter surprise that simply pressing the "Select" button does an [[OneHitKill instakill]] on the other player's character is just priceless.
* The blink-and-you'll-miss-it letter that Barry puts up while Ego tries to remember who sent them the game so he can tell them "Fuck you."

* Ego gears up Brian to attack an advancing monster and then... [[ScrewthisImOuttaHere IT RUNS AWAY]]!
--> '''Ego:''' Defeated is the monster!

** If you listen closely, you can hear Epic Maneuver, [[VideoGame/StreetFighter Guile's theme]], and Chariots of Fire.

** From the same discussion, he busts out an exaggerated U.S. accent to make fun of the way Americans pronounce "banana."

* The LP ending with a [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment picture of a seal.]]

* Arin is spellbound by the beauty of a green-haired [[DoesNotLikeShoes NPC]] walking around in a bar.

-->'''Arin:''' Ya know, I go to the theatah. I look up a movie like, [[Film/{{Avatar}} Abbadah]], or I look up a movie like, [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Twalight]]. I go watch it. I sit down, I eat my '''pap'''corn, I drink my cola. I come outta the theatah, I go "Mmmm. I really like dat movie." Den outta den!

* Their interpretations of many of the game's moves, with the picking up an object animation looking like raising the roof or throwing their hands up in angry exasperation and the grappling hook animation looking like [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbating.]]

* Apparently, the username seen in Part 1 is... ''ego[[ADateWithRosiePalms fap]]tor''.