History Funny / DreamSMPSeasonTwo

* Doubles as a [[Heartwarming/DreamSMP Heartwarming Moment]], with Quackity's... slightly overdramatic reaction to the "I <3 Penis" sign being griefed to say "Big T <3's Penis". So... initially he was happy to see the sign because it was just before Schlatt's funeral, but then he saw the changed sign, and [[MusicalisInterruptus the background music stops]]. Several [[{{Beat}} silent moments]] later, he lets out several BigNo[=s=] and starts cursing out Techno (even though cc!Techno would ''never'' grief the sign due to being a relatively PG content creator when compared with most of the server). When his chat informs him it was Tommy, Quackity asks them to blame Techno instead because "if it were Tommy, what I'm about to do is not allowed" [''sic''].

--->'''Tubbo:''' ''(in response)'' Oh- well, that works.

** During Quackity's speech, he mentions, initially solemnly and "jokes aside", how being Schlatt's VP meant he was taught "a lot of important things in the world" and he saw a side of Schlatt that no one really knew... then does a complete MoodWhiplash by shouting "AY, THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S DEAD!" while ''[[BlackComedyCannibalism cannibalizing on Schlatt's heart]]''. It's less funny in hindsight knowing that "side of [Schlatt] that [he didn't] think many of [the other attendees] really knew" can allude to something much more sinister and traumatic, but it doesn't take away much of the cathartic factor or hilarity of the scene. It's also a testament to how much ''everyone'' on the server hates Schlatt, since Quackity completely gets away with this.

-->'''Tommy:''' Puffy's gonna be pissed off at us, but we can take Pussy. P- uh-\\

'''Sapnap:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah-\\

'''Sapnap:''' Um... I- I thought that was supposed to be like, discreet. You're not really supposed to... talk about that.\\
'''Dream:''' ''(wheezes, giggles)'' 652-\\
'''Sapnap:''' Yeah, I'll be- I'll be out there in a second, my friends are gonna be ''so'' happy when I tell them what I'm bringing to the sleepover.

--->'''Fundy:''' I'm shaking and crying, Phil. I'm shaking and crying, I'm one of those silent criers, where it's- tears roll down my cheeks but I can still talk normally. I'm one of those people. I'm one of those people. I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm filling up cups of tears right now.\\

--->'''Tubbo:''' Did you just fish up your mum? Oh my god... [[InnocentlyInsensitive Now]] ''[[InnocentlyInsensitive both]]'' [[InnocentlyInsensitive your parents are dead!]] [...] Let Wilbur eat her!\\
'''Phil:''' ''[[{{Corpsing}} (cracks)]]''\\
'''Fundy:''' Why do you mean it- TUBBO! STOP!!\\
'''Tubbo:''' [[InnocentlyInsensitive What?]]
*** Ghostbur joins the call to speak to Fundy, but gets ''very'' [[DistractedByTheSexy distracted by]] [[BestialityIsDepraved the salmon]].
---->'''Ghostbur:''' I don't really wanna go fishing, 'cause, I mean, you are- ''(inhale; sultry voice)'' That thing you're holding in your hand, Fundy... you're gonna make me act up if you keep holding that...

--->'''Ghostbur:''' Tubbo, what are we- what are we meeting to talk about again?\\

'''Tubbo:''' Inform me when you have the answers please!\\
'''Ghostbur:''' Oh wait, how do I open Google Earth? Is it this button that says Disconne- ''(leaves call)''

'''Tommy:''' ''(frustrated scream)'' WHY AM I ''STILL'' [[TheBabyOfTheBunch THE YOUNGEST]]?! I hate you, I hate you, oh my fucking god, you fucking idiot-

-->'''Fundy:''' I'm bringing in Manga/FullmetalAlchemist equivalent exchange! Water turns into ice. ''Torch''... is a spy from behind. ''(somehow this results in George being in check)''

-->'''Tommy:''' Alright, fine, fine! I'll stop then! I'll- Y'kn- From now on- Form now on I won't pu- I won't- I'm sorry, alright? I won't-\\
'''Tubbo:''' Okay, that's good, that's like- That's the first step.\\

'''Tommy:''' Uh- YEAH?! ''({{Beat}})'' I CAN'T EMPTY THE DISHWASHER, I'M LIVE! WHAT THE FUCK?!\\

'''Tommy:''' I WILL, BUT I'M- MUM, I'M IN A S- IN A ''WAR'', MUM!\\

'''Tommy:''' MUM, I'M ''LIVE!'' ''(turns back)'' As I was saying, this nation- ''([[{{Corpsing}} corpses]])''\\

'''Tommy:''' And, as I was saying... Please do ''not'' animate that!
** Ironically, SAD-ist ''does'' put this into her [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ3hcV4Zh7I&t=101s "Dream SMP Bloopers"]] animatic, with the message [[SchmuckBait "well, woops..."]].
** [[HilariousInHindsight It gets better.]] A little over a year later, [=MotherInnit=] semi-canonizes her counterpart on the Dream SMP as a/the goddess of life... which implies that this blooper is ambiguously ''canonical''.

'''Connor:''' I honestly- I've been listening, I don't know what the hell is going on or why you guys are talking about [[{{Malaproper}} dicks]], but I- Listen, I think- I think whatever you guys are doing is great, and uh, keep it up, I trust our world leaders.

'''Tommy:''' Wilb- Ghostbur, Ghostbur, listen to me-\\

'''Tommy:''' ''(laughs)'' OKAY, that's- Two feet apart from now on...
* After recalling Tommy's duel with Dream, Ghostbur repeatedly reassures Tommy that everyone thinks he's cool and no-one would laugh at him.

'''Techno:''' [[InstantlyProvenWrong PHA HA HA, LOOK AT THIS LOSER!]] Oh my god, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen!

--->'''Tommy:''' ''(struggling not to laugh)'' There's some logs here. I wonder what they're- What are they saying to me? ''(presses his ear up against the logs)'' Ah, yes. That's very racist.

'''Wilbur:''' That- That is really bad. Did you know, apparently I once blew up a nation and killed everyone.

** Techno planned to meet up with Phil in L'Manburg, but Phil logged off in one of his secret bases and thus took a while to get back. Techno, in the meantime, hid in plain sight by ''[[RefugeInAudacity pretending to be his own Wanted-poster]]''.

--->'''Techno:''' "Take the second bell." I don't need a second bell. I mean, I don't wanna be ''rude'', chat, I mean... I only need the ''one'' bell, ''they'' need a bell! I mean, come on, chat, let's not be- ''(Phil steals the second bell)'' Okay, well, Philza needed a second bell apparently! Here I was, trying to be a good person, resisting the voices, and Phil's like, "Lemme just solve that dilemma for you!"

--->'''Phil:''' That ''one'' time. One time out of ''five years'', by the way, [[NeverLiveItDown ONE time! ONE night!]]\\

* When Fundy, Niki and Ranboo travel away from spawn in search of a new home, they find a herd of cows. Fundy is impressed by the distance they must have travelled to find live animals... And then Ranboo starts killing them.

'''Ranboo:''' Heh, get it? [[{{Pun}} A miSTEAK?]]\\

'''Fundy:''' [[LamePunReaction I regret bringing you.]]\\

** After Dream finds Tommy's secret room, he dramatically [[StuffBlowingUp pulls out the TNT]] and blows up everything Tommy had stored there... [[HoistByHisOwnPetard and himself.]] Dream quickly teleports back and grabs his stuff, but it takes Tommy a minute to [[{{Corpsing}} stop laughing]] before they can continue roleplaying.
--->'''Dream:''' ''(laughs)'' [[MotorMouth Thatwasn'tinthescript.]] Thatwasn'tinthescript. Thatwasn'tinthescript. Justwaitjustwaitjustwaitjustwait. Thatwasn'tinthescript. Thatwasn'tinthescript! Just wait! Just wait! Just wait, just wait!

-->'''Technoblade:''' I'm gonna write a whole arc where you have to, like, completely leave all the relevant areas and sit there and be sad for weeks... OH, WAIT! OH, WAIT! [[SelfDeprecation That already happened!]]

* Dream and Techno's meeting where Dream informs him about the Butcher Army's interest in Techno has a few.

'''Techno:''' Oh uh, yeah, that was like, intentional. I don't wanna reveal where my base is, so I- uh- intent- uh-I- I inten-intentionally wandered around as if I was lost, but in reality, it was 'cus I was- obfuscating... my location...\\

'''Techno:''' ANYWAYS-

--->'''Dream:''' And I know Technoblade never dies but, just- just in case. ''(throws Techno the map)''\\

*** Phil -- who was under house arrest and ''definitely'' not supposed to be there -- was hiding in the treeline to observe the fight, being very stealthy... until Ghostbur started ''waving at him.''

'''Tubbo:''' Philza Minecraft- Jesus Christ, I hate your grandpa, Fundy.\\

'''Phil:''' Yeah, don't- Don't touch it.\\

'''Ghostbur:''' That was- that was me touching the rain!\\
'''Phil:''' ''(exasperated)'' I told you not to touch it! I literally told you not to touch it- what are you doing?\\

'''Phil:''' YOU'LL MELT! Wil, for god's-\\

--->'''Phil:''' Well... Guess I'm Franchise/{{Homestuck}}.

* Technoblade and Tommyinnit sneak off to L'Manburg to breed Techno's dog with Connor's dog. However, Tommy ruins it by going up to Connor while invisible and leading Clarencio the llama, even pretending to be Clarencio. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Connor just logs off in pure confusion.]]

** When Ranboo was killed some of the items he dropped were his [[OrganDrops body parts]], much like what happens when you kill [[ItemDropMechanic a normal mob]].

** When Dream asked Techno if he had seen Tommy around, Techno pretended not to know who Tommy is... despite the fact that Tommy is his ''best friend's son'', who Techno lived with for weeks and fought a ''war'' with.

--->'''Dream:''' He gets yeeted off of the cliff by the guy who was the king of the island that he took refuge on after exile. Now, I'm not pointing this out for any particular reason-\\

--->'''Dream:''' "GET TECHNOBLADE'S WEAPONS!" HOW- HOW COULD ''YOU'' WRITE "GET TECHNOBLADE'S WEAPONS?!"\\

'''Dream:''' No, it's- YOU ARE AN ''ENGLISH MAJOR!''\\

'''Techno:''' Do you like- are you homeless? Is this like-\\
'''Dream:''' No, I'm not- I'm not homeless, I do have a house.\\
'''Techno:''' I--you just don't want to admit you don't have a house. Do you sleep outside, Dream?\\
'''Dream:''' I have a house- I don't even sleep, but I do have a house.\\

'''Techno:''' He owns the Minecraft- he owns the Minecraft server and he never builds a house.\\

'''Techno:''' [[GirlfriendInCanada You wouldn't know my house, it goes to another school, it goes to another school!]]\\
'''Dream:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. HAVE. A HOUSE!!!]] What is- Technoblade, alright, I'm leaving! What the hell is wrong with-

--->'''Techno:''' You guys are ''so'' bad at plot. ''Please.'' Why are you so lame? I'm sitting here in infiltration, I'm like, "Okay, they're- I've been talking to Phil, we're gonna have some plot." [...] My audience retention is in shambles, why have you guys done this to me?
** "If you canonically kill me I'm gonna canonically shoot you."

-->'''Phil:''' I honestly believe he fucked up half-way through cooking it, and was like, "Ah, shit. I've hired- I've hired a camera crew and everything... Aw fuck, um... just roll with it, roll with it. Uh, y-yeah, it's good, it's good! Aw, that's good melted cheese!" It's literally solid. ''(laughs)'' You can see it in the fucking video... ''(laughing harder)''

-->'''Ranboo:''' ''(reads the sign saying "OPERATION: KNIFE POINT")'' Oh, Tommy's been here. ''(sees the cobblestone letters and numbers that make up the phrase "2 DAYS")'' Oh yeah, no- Tommy's ''definitely'' been here. ({{Beat}}) Who else would do that? Who else would do that? [[FridgeLogic Think about it.]] Who else would do that? No one else would do that. Especially, like- no one else would do that. It's definitely Tommy. ''(laughter)''

--->'''Ranboo:''' ...It was [[BigBad Dream]]? Ah, okay, okay. Yes, yes, tell me everyone who that it wasn't. Tell me everyone that it wasn't, because then ''that just tells me who it was!'' Chat, you guys realise that literally every single person that you're putting in chat I can now cross off of the list, because I ''know'' that you're trying to- And now you guys are putting- ''And NOW, see- NOW you guys are putting Tommy as soon as I said that!''
* On Christmas day, while making preparations to go back to the Dream SMP, Tommy gets a visit from [=HBomb=]. In classic Tommy-fashion, he immediately starts plotting to drop [=HBomb=] into lava... until [=HBomb=] gives him his Christmas present.

** Later, when Tommy is working on his house, [=BadBoyHalo=] comes up to him, very excited to give him his Christmas-present... and gives him ''another Pigstep-disc''.

'''Techno:''' [[HatesBeingTouched I'm glad there's not a Hug-button. I am pressing the Boundaries-button.]]

-->'''Techno:''' ''(whispering)'' Tommy, don't be scared. He doesn't have no house. He don't got no home, Tommy, don't be scared. \\

'''Techno:''' That's a lot- that's a lot to process, Tommy.

* The festival, while one of the most tense and emotional moments of the server's history, did have funny moments.

*** Tommy places down three chests, telling everyone to fill them up with supplies. He then proceeds to confusedly ask why everyone is checking the chests, because he ''literally'' just placed them, they ''know'' there's nothing in them.

---->'''Tommy:''' So please, I don't care what your differences is, I don't care if you're the king, or if you're [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg Ponk]]-\\

---->'''Tommy:''' Well, watch this, ''lady!'' I- Pfft, sorry, there's only like two ladies in the audience and now I look sexist, I'm not, I love women.
* During the otherwise serious scene of [[SugarWiki/HeReallyCanAct Ranboo freaking out]] in his panic room with Dream, discord, (which you can hear having issues throughout most of it just from Dream's audio quality), chooses to break right in the middle of it and [[MoodWhiplash Dream has to break character and interject a quick break to try to fix it]].

'''Techno:''' Oh, ''no'', did we '''''[[ILied lie?]]''''' Oh no, I wasn't honorable about the 1 v. like 30 that's going to happen today, oh no!
* Remember the [[BrickJoke Pokimane statue]]? Somehow Dream's destruction ''and'' Philza's withers have avoid touching it ''entirely'', along with Jack Manifold's house also being spared.

-->'''Technoblade:''' SO LONG, THESEUS! SO LONG, THESEUS! EVEN GOD HATES THEM!
-->'''[=BadBoyHalo=]:''' ''(in the in-game chat)'' Roasty toasty

---->'''Ghostbur:''' What was my line again? It was always never meant- what, be!\\
'''Phil:''' No, no-\\

--->'''Ghostbur:''' That was bloody anticlimactic! I was- I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE ''DEAD!'' NOW I'M JUST DOUBLE GHOST! I'M GGHOSTBUR! I'M GGHOSTBUR, WHAT THE ''FRICK?!''
** While looking for friend, Ghostbur suddenly disappears into thin air. Phil, Eret and Fundy are immediately concerned, wondering whether or not he got pulled back into the afterlife, calling out for him as they pull friend back to the spot he disappeared from. Turns out the reason why Ghostbur vanished was because [[SerendipityWritesThePlot Wilbur the content creator kicked his router by accident]].

--->'''Ghostbur:''' I feel like a lot of things that happen with friend might not actually be true. 'Cause, I think no other animal has infinite canon lives, Phil, you just- I think you may have told me that just to cheer me up. But I- y'know, [[UnreliableNarrator we're all reliable narrators here]].

** The second revival attempt fails... not because it did nothing, but because it brought back ''someone else'', someone who is ''not happy'' about his situation.

'''Phil:''' Waitwaitwait, woah, woah, woah, who- who- what?! Who is that?!\\
'''Schlatt:''' Wh- The fuck is this?!\\

'''Schlatt:''' I was- Oh my god, I WAS JERKING OFF, WHAT THE FUCK IS GO- ''WHERE AM I?!''

'''Schlatt:''' [[NonSequitur Big booty goddess.]]

'''Tubbo:''' [[OhCrap OH, GOD, I'M SCREWED!]]

'''Ranboo:''' The canon kill- the canon kill is just getting closer and closer...

-->'''Techno:''' We're goin' to the End, change the stream title! We go! Yeah, we're gonna kill the Ender Dragon-\\

'''Techno:''' [[OhCrap OH, it snitched!]]\\

'''giasimone18:''' it's the letting a neon green highlighter ruin your life for me... [[SkewedPriorities anyways what y'all want from wendy's?]] 😃✋\\

'''Phil:''' Uhhh, I have- I have ''one!''\\

--->'''Phil:''' Whoopsie-daisy. ''({{Beat}})'' [[DelayedOhCrap OH,]] ''[[DelayedOhCrap SHIT!]]''

--->'''Techno:''' Hey, do you guys know why my dogs- They like, jumped out of the boat and teleported to me on the other side of the map, do you guys know why they did that?\\
'''Phil:''' No idea. That's- that's crazy, that's- that's nuts.\\

'''Ranboo:''' Well, I mean... It's like... A different-\\

* Techno and Phil tried to do a bit where they entered the stronghold and turned the portal to the end into a ''[[PricelessPaperweight table]]'', since their characters would have no reason to know what it actually is. However, they didn't tell Dream this prior, so [[https://youtu.be/n5aQeLwwEns?t=3055s [=DreamXD=], (his alt account), logged in]] (presumably out of worry), and preemptively destroyed the portal and ''immediately'' logged back out. Techno and Phil have to [[{{Corpsing}} quickly break character]] to assure him that they weren't actually gonna use the portal[[labelnote:Explanation]]One of the only rules on the server is that you're not allowed to go to The End[[/labelnote]] to get him to put the blocks back before they can continue.
-->'''Technoblade:''' At least- you can break one of the blocks but at least leave the other blocks so we can't even activate it, come on!\\

--->'''Technoblade:''' You see, he logs in as [=DreamXD=] because Dream and [=DreamXD=] are actually separate beings alright. [=DreamXD=] is like... the god- uh-- [=DreamXD=] has canonical access to creative mode while the regular Dream is just like [[RunningGag some homeless teletubby]] that-\\

'''Technoblade:''' -ahaha! [[OhCrap Heyyy]]- ''(types "haha jk" in the chat)'' -I can't wait to watch the Manhunt video! When is that coming out-

** The BigDamnHeroes moment is undercut just a little bit by the fact that, while the others are all in full Netherite armour, Quackity is in his yeezys. [[NakedPeopleAreFunny ONLY his yeezys.]]

'''Tommy:''' No, I- I- Believe me. I will ''never'' get divorced.\\
'''Phil:''' ''(snorts)'' [[SarcasmMode Yeah, I mean, with the attitude you've got, how could anybody NOT want to stay with [=TommyInnit=]?]] [[BrickJoke He'll pick a]] ''[[BrickJoke great]]'' [[BrickJoke name for you!]]

'''Kristin:''' Um... We met on- on Twitch! ''(laughs)'' So, I don't know, I guess meet women on Twitch?\\

** Dream's vault of precious items has space for everything that someone values on the server, from weapons, to items, to pets... and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Skeppy]].

-->'''Tommy:''' Tubbo be like, "[[WebOriginal/MinecraftChampionship MCC]] is on Saturday and I've just remembered."\\

-->'''<[=BadBoyHalo=]>''' Roasty toasty

* After Doomsday, Ghostbur makes a dramatic entrance, angrily telling Tommy, Tubbo and Quackity that he's done being a ghost and wants to be brought back to life... and then Tommy gets ''[[https://twitter.com/tommyinnit/status/1346921724034637826?s=20 struck by lightning]]''.[[note]]In Minecraft, a Player killed by ''natural'' lightning strike is a extremly rare occurance.[[/note]] It's ''so'' unexpected and out of the blue that everyone in the server immediately starts {{corpsing}} for several minutes.
-->'''Technoblade:''' SO LONG, THESEUS!
-->'''[=BadBoyHalo=]:''' Roasty toasty

-->'''Tommy:''' Okay, from now on I won't, I'm sorry, alright? I won't-\\
'''Tubbo:''' Okay, that's good, that's-\\

'''Tommy:''' Oh- YEAH?! ''({{Beat}})'' NO, I CAN'T EMPTY THE DISHWASHER, I'M LIVE! WHAT THE FUCK?!\\

'''Tubbo:''' God DAMMIT! GOD ''DAMMIT!''\\
'''Tommy:''' I WILL, BUT I'M- MUM, I'M IN A S- I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A ''WAR'', MUM!\\

'''Tommy:''' As I was saying... Please do ''not'' animate that!
** Ironically, SAD-ist ''does'' put this into her [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ3hcV4Zh7I&t=101s "Dream SMP Bloopers"]] animatic, with the message [[SchmuckBait "well, woops"]].

'''Schlatt:''' I was- Oh my god, I WAS [[ADateWithRosiePalms JERKING OFF]], WHAT THE FUCK IS GO- ''WHERE AM I?!''

--->'''Ghostbur:''' Who the ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' are you?

-->'''Phil:''' You're trying to fool someone whose LAST NAME is "MINECRAFT!"

** In the middle of Tubbo's speech, he notes that no one in attendance really actually liked him, then added that Puffy, who only joined the SMP after Schlatt died, was excluded from the statement. Puffy then affirms Tubbo's initial statement that no one, not even ''her'', like Schlatt... because there could only be one New Yorker on the server.

** During Quackity's speech, he mentions, initially solemnly and "jokes aside", how being Schlatt's VP meant he was taught "a lot of important things in the world" and he saw a side of Schlatt that no one really knew... then does a complete MoodWhiplash by shouting "AY, THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S DEAD!" while ''[[BlackComedyCannibalism cannibalizing on Schlatt's heart]]''. It's less funny in hindsight knowing that "side of [Schlatt] that [he didn't] think many of [the other attendees] really knew" can allude to something much more sinister and traumatic, but it doesn't take away much of the cathartic factor or hilarity of the scene.

* "Listen to me, we have to be fuckin... fuckin... Not sexy. ''Stealthy!"''

'''Fundy:''' Why do you mean it--TUBBO! STOP!!\\

** Right after Fundy [[CallingTheOldManOut calls Ghostbur out for continuously avoiding talks about any bad things he might have done]], [[IResembleThatRemark Ghostbur starts waxing poetically about the start of L'Manburg]], [[IHaveToGoIronMyDog then says he has to go have a meeting with Tubbo.]]

* Ranboo had a stream where he laid out his plans to run for President of L'Manburg, despite, y'know, not being on the server. His plans ranged from the fanservice-y (giving Philza an Elytra, protecting the L'Mantree, giving Tommy his view), to the weird (finding Sally and [[RandomSpeciesOffspring figuring out how the heck THAT happened]], somehow making Wilbur [[DeaderThanDead even more dead]], giving George an alarm clock), to the completely ridiculous (making Techno swear, punting Tommy, turning Purpled orange).

'''Tommy:''' ''(frustrated scream)'' WHY AM I ''STILL'' THE YOUNGEST?! I hate you, I hate you, oh my fucking god, you fucking idiot-
* Ranboo made a sign in L'Manburg denoting [[NoodleIncident how long it's been since the last war crime.]]
* George and Fundy have a chess-match in the L'Manburg square. It's not entirely clear which piece is which, and the setup is not correct at all, but it does progress somewhat like a normal chess game... for about five turns, after which Karl throws a spell card (baked potato) onto the board and the game turns into {{Calvinball}}.

** Ironically, SAD-ist ''does'' put this into her [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ3hcV4Zh7I&t=101s Dream SMP Bloopers]] [[SchmuckBait animatic]], with the message "well, woops".

-->'''Ghostbur:''' No-one in this call, no-one on this server, [[TemptingFate would possibly think you're a bad person or make fun of your failures.]]\\

'''Ghostbur:''' No-one would laugh at you. You did really good.\\

--->'''Tommy:''' ''(struggling not to laugh)'' There's some logs here. I wonder what they're- What are they saying to me? ''(presses his ear up against the logs)'' Ah yes. That's very racist.
* Tommy logs on while dramatically telling his chat that he's now ''completely'' alone... [[InstantlyProvenWrong only to see Bad building a present for him right in front of his face once the world loads in.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLZVKa_sF1g George and Quackity posting dumb pictures of themselves and everyone]].

** Techno very dramatically reveals that the reason for his violent tendencies is because he constantly hears voices in his head demanding blood. Then he completely ruins it by revealing he only introduced that plot point to ''get more people to subscribe to him''.

** Techno and Phil stumble upon a village. Techno only takes one of their bells, deeming it enough. [[StickyFingers Phil, meanwhile, starts stealing everything that's not bolted to the floor.]]

** A few days earlier, Tommy accidentally pasted a portion of the script into the Minecraft-chat, mostly outlining the meeting between Tubbo and Dream. Techno pokes fun at this moment by doing the same thing, except the bit he pastes is about Dream doing a sick backflip into a volcano and dying while President Obama watches.

-->'''Fundy:''' No-one's been here yet, you're right! And now we've just made them extinct, okay.\\
'''Ranboo:''' Heh, get it? [[IncrediblyLamePun A miSTEAK?]]\\

** After Dream finds Tommy's secret room, he dramatically [[StuffBlowingUp pulls out the TNT and blows up everything Tommy had stored there]]... [[HoistByHisOwnPetard And himself.]] Dream quickly teleports back and grabs his stuff, but it takes Tommy a minute to [[{{Corpsing}} stop laughing]] before they can continue roleplaying.
--->'''Dream:''' ''(laughs)'' [[MotorMouth Thatwasn'tinthescript. Thatwasn'tinthescript. Thatwasn'tinthescript. Justwaitjustwaitjustwaitjustwait. Thatwasn'tinthescript. Thatwasn'tinthescript! Just wait! Just wait! Just wait, just wait!]]

* In a bit of BlackComedy, Tommy refers to his [[DrivenToSuicide impending suicide attempt]] as ''"[[{{Music/BrunoMars}} jumping off the Cadillac]]"'' (the original quote is "Jump in the Cadillac").

** Right after Techno's arrival, Dream questions both where he's been, and where he came from since he came from the complete opposite direction of where he lives. Techno tries to play it off as a purposeful tactic to avoid detection, but [[NoSenseofDirection in reality, he just got lost and had no idea to find their meeting place]].[[note]]It's made even funnier to anyone who knows the layout of the server well, because Techno ''actually came from the direction of his base''.[[/note]]

** When Quackity respawns after losing a canon life, Ghostbur starts coming up with ghost-names for him... Which ends with him accidentally calling him "Ghost-titty".

** Techno, after a harrowing escape, returns home... And finds that Tommy has stolen a bunch of his stuff and made himself at home in a hole under the basement. Tommy sees absolutely ''nothing'' wrong with this, considers it his home, and repeatedly asks Techno to leave.

** When Dream says he knows Tommy has been there, Techno falls silent... Then thanks a donator. Then continues thanking donators every time Dream opens his mouth. People eventually start donating just so Techno can keep stalling, and start calling it a [[HoldingTheFloor filibuster]].

'''Dream:''' No, I'm not- I'm not homeless I do have a house.\\
'''Techno:''' I--you just don't want to admit you don't have a house. Do you sleep outside Dream?\\

'''Techno:''' He owns the Minecraft, he owns the Minecraft server and he never builds a house.\\

'''Techno:''' 'Cause all he does is show up ominously on peoples streams.\\

'''Dream:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. HAVE. A HOUSE!!!]] What is-- Technoblade, alright, I'm leaving! What the hell is wrong with--

*** When Dream eventually leaves, Techno follows him until he stops in the middle of a tundra and starts ''building a house.'' Techno gathers invisibility potions and just spies on Dream the entire time, playing the default Minecraft music while narrating Dream's actions.

'''Ranboo:''' I did not have water on my hotbar!

'''Ranboo:''' ''(maintaning tone whilst falling down)'' Oh man redstone, I can't believe it! ''(hits the bottom and survives)''\\

'''Ranboo:''' ''(laughter)'', I have, like 3 hearts...

** Whenever Ghostbur leaves, he breaks Phil's door and takes it with him. He says it's because he can't pass through it, apparently having never considered the fact that he can just ''[[MundaneSolution open the door]].''

** When Fundy asks who Friend is, Ghostbur replies in Dutch. However, his message gets a bit lost in translation, and Fundy now believes Friend is Ghostbur's ''[[BestialityIsDepraved girlfriend]]''.[[note]]The Dutch language has no distinction between the word for "friend" and the word for "boy/girlfriend". The word Ghostbur used, "vriendin", can mean either "girlfriend" or "female friend", depending on context.[[/note]]
** Tubbo shows up at Phil's house, having seen him take off the ankle monitor. He gives Phil a new one, this time with Curse of Binding on it, and tries to give him a monitor helmet as well - also with Curse of Binding. Phil immediately hands the helmet off to Ghostbur, who puts it on right away, then regrets it when he realizes he can't take it off.

--->'''Techno:''' You guys are ''so'' bad at plot. ''Please.'' Why are you so lame? I'm sitting here in infiltration, I'm like "Okay, they're- I've been talking to Phil, we're gonna have some plot." [...] My audience retention is in shambles, why have you guys done this to me?

-->'''Phil:''' I honestly believe he fucked up half-way through cooking it, and was like "Ah, shit. I've hired- I've hired a camera crew and everything... Aw fuck, um... just roll with it, roll with it. Uh, y-yeah, it's good, it's good! Aw, that's good melted cheese!" It's literally solid. ''(laughs)'' You can see it in the fucking video... ''(laughing harder)''

* Tommy places down signs with threatening titles (Operation Knife Point, Slashclaw) and countdown signs[[note]]the countdown's supposed to be "2 Days", then "1 Day", but Tommy abandoned the sign after "2 Days".[[/note]] across the server as a means to intimidate the server with IneffectualDeathThreats performed by [[UnseenEvil some sort of individual no one knows]]. It gets silly when it turns out ''there is'' someone who knows the culprit behind the threats, and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlrGIWYLpQI that's Ranboo]].

** Ranboo knows Tommy's the culprit because of the [[AwesomenessByAnalysis common behaviour Tommy exhibits]] when building things in a short timeframe: taking advantage of the preexisting terrain, and being too lazy to use scaffolding (as he noticed on the "2 DAYS" sign).

--->'''Ranboo:''' ...It was [[BigBad Dream]]? Ah, ok ok. Yes yes, tell me everyone who that it wasn't. Tell me everyone that it wasn't, because then ''that just tells me who it was!'' Chat, you guys realise that literally every single person that you're putting in chat I can now cross off of the list, because I ''know'' that you're trying to- And now you guys are putting- ''And NOW, see-- NOW you guys are putting Tommy as soon as I said that!''

* Technoblade looks up the world ant population-- and immediately starts complementing ants, trying to get them to subscribe.

** Everyone is dead silent during Dream and Techno's speech about ''nuking L'Manburg''... Until Tommy accidentally kills Tubbo's dog, at which point everyone starts gasping in horror and yelling at Tommy.

--->'''Tommy:''' Heyyy... ''Literally'' everyone.\\

* During the otherwise serious scene of [[SugarWiki/HeReallyCanAct Ranboo freaking out]] in his panic room with Dream, discord, (which you can hear having issues throughout most of it just from Dream's audio quality), chooses to break right in the middle of it and [[MoodWhiplash Dream has to break character and interject a quick break to try to fix it.]]

'''Techno:''' Oh ''no'', did we '''''[[ILied lie?]]''''' Oh no, I wasn't honorable about the 1 v like 30 that's going to happen today, oh no!

* After Doomsday, Ghostbur makes a dramatic entrance, angrily telling Tommy, Tubbo and Quackity that he's done being a ghost and wants to be brought back to life... and then Tommy gets ''[[https://twitter.com/tommyinnit/status/1346921724034637826?s=20 struck by lightning]]''[[note]]In Minecraft, a Player killed by ''natural'' lightning strike is a extremly rare occurance[[/note]]. It's ''so'' unexpected and out of the blue that everyone in the server immediately starts {{corpsing}} for several minutes.

** "I think when they blew up L'Manburg, they also blew up half of the Twitch-servers!"

---->'''Ghostbur:''' I can't work under these conditions, mister Director!

** After the first resurrection attempt fails, Ghostbur is absolutely ''fuming.''

** While looking for friend, Ghostbur suddenly disappears into thin air. Phil, Eret and Fundy are immediately concerned, wondering whether or not he got pulled back into the afterlife, calling out for him as they pull friend back to the spot he disappeared from. Turns out the reason why Ghostbur vanished was because [[SerendipityWritesThePlot Wilbur kicked his router by accident.]]

--->'''Ghostbur:''' I feel like a lot of things that happen with friend might not actually be true. 'Cause, I think no other animal has infinite canon lives, Phil, you just- I think you may have told me that just to cheer me up. But I- y'know, [[UnreliableNarrator we're all reliable narrators here.]]

** The second revival attempt fails... Not because it did nothing, but because it brought back ''someone else'', someone who is ''not happy'' about his situation.

** When Schlatt disappears and Ghostbur comes back, the rest think they're in the clear... Until Ghostbur tells Phil he's suddenly got a craving for cigarettes, whiskey and protein powder. Schlatt then ''takes over Ghostbur's body'', just to ask about the protein powder.

* Phil, Ranboo and Eret travel to Techno's house to trade for a woodland mansion map, when Phil asks Eret about his opinion on governments. Eret starts giving out vague answers, when Ranboo points out through whispers that Eret is ''literally the king.'' Phil promptly tells him to leave.

--->'''Eret:''' I'm a strong, independent...whatever the fuck I am.

--->'''Tubbo:''' Oh, come on, it's a Netflix-show intro theme, if that gets me DMCA'd, ''everything'' should.\\

** Tubbo's CloudCuckoolander tendencies come out full-force.
--->'''Tubbo:''' If Minecraft-characters could piss, d'you reckon we could trident using our piss in the Nether? Picture me that.\\

''Technoblade has made the advancement Eye Spy''\\
''Ranboo has made the advancement Eye Spy''\\

** Adding to the above, Ranboo and Techno actually tried this after Dream left the server, but since you can search up usernames of who is in the stream chat, it turns out that [[OhCrap Dream was actually watching one of their streams as this happened in real time.]]

* Tommy has a serious moment with his chat, where he admits he fucked up and needs to make amends... Then turns around and ''[[https://twitter.com/sleepdeprivedza/status/1350551115759296517?s=20 leaps out of his seat screaming]]'' when he sees Foolish, the newest member of the SMP, practically breathing down his neck.

* The start of Phil's January 18th stream was just one long HumiliationConga. First his facecam completely broke, forcing him to spend 15 minutes troubleshooting, then he finally joined the server, but ''left the door open'' before tabbing out, and came back to see that a creeper had wandered in and ''blown up Techno's house''. Cue a 45-minute scramble to fix everything before Techno logs on, involving Phil having to shove everything that fell on the floor into random chests, scrounge up the supplies to rebuild an entire wall, and Ranboo joining him in doing the Minecraft-equivalent of solving 4 jumbled jigsaw puzzles as ''all of Techno's fanart'' fell off the wall.

'''Ranboo:''' OHHHH BOY!

--->'''Techno:''' Hey do you guys know why my dogs- They like, jumped out of the boat and teleported to me on the other side of the map, do you guys know why they did that?\\

* Techno and Phil tried to do a bit where they entered the stronghold and turned the portal to the end into a ''[[PricelessPaperweight table]]'', since their characters would have no reason to know what it actually is. However, they didn't tell Dream this prior, so [[https://youtu.be/n5aQeLwwEns?t=3055 [=DreamXD=], (his alt account), logged in]] (presumably out of worry), and preemptively destroyed the portal and ''immediately'' logged back out. Techno and Phil have to [[{{Corpsing}} quickly break character]] to assure him that they weren't actually gonna use the portal[[labelnote:Explanation]]One of the only rules on the server is that you're not allowed to go to The End.[[/labelnote]] to get him to put the blocks back before they can continue.

--->'''Technoblade:''' You see, he logs in as [=DreamXD=] because Dream and [=DreamXD=] are actually separate beings alright. [=DreamXD=] is like... the god--uh--[=DreamXD=] has canonical access to creative mode while the regular Dream is just like [[RunningGag some homeless teletubby]] that-\\

** The BigDamnHeroes moment is undercut just a little bit by the fact that, while the others are all in full Netherite armour, Quackity is in his yeezys. [[NakedPeopleAreFunny ONLY his yeezys]].
** When Tommy and Tubbo finally have Dream at their mercy, are finally free from his tyranny, Tommy decides to make Wilbur proud... By screaming "[[CallBack SUCK IT, GREEN BOYYYYYYY]]" right in Dream's face.
** After the long, dramatic sequence in Dream's secret vault, Dream is pushed onto the elevator by Sam, Sapnap and Bad, to be taken to the prison. Tommy and Tubbo have some heartfelt moments with their saviors and gear up for their trek back through the nether... [[MoodWhiplash and then Dream falls off the elevator to his death.]]

*** When Tommy asks how Wilbur got back to the land of the living, Wilbur says he doesn't know... But thanks Tommy ''profusely'' for getting him away from Schlatt.

*** Wilbur then fades out completely... Then fades back in as he calls Tommy a ridiculous child. That's right, Wilbur resisted the pull of the void, resisted ''death itself'' just to call Tommy a child one last time.
*** What follows is a screaming match between Tommy and Wilbur, while Tubbo puts on Stal (more famously known as Schlatt's most hated disc) and [[https://twitter.com/cowcorduroys/status/1352001246765477894?s=20 starts dancing]].

-->'''Technoblade:''' At least--you can break one of the blocks but at least leave the other blocks so we can't even activate it, come on!\\

--->'''Technoblade:''' You see, he logs in as [=DreamXD=] because Dream and [=DreamXD=] are actually separate beings alright. [=DreamXD=] is like...the god--uh--[=DreamXD=] has canonical access to creative mode while the regular Dream is just like [[RunningGag some homeless teletubby]] that-\\

'''Technoblade:''' --ahaha! [[OhCrap Heyyy]]--''(types "haha jk" in the chat)''--I can't wait to watch the Manhunt video! When is that coming out-

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** Fundy insists that, before trying again, they have to do as much research as possible. He decides to do this by watching ''Anime/FullmetalAlchemist''. [[GenreSavvy Phil's]] only response is "Good luck with that."

** About five seconds into the trip, Tubbo asks if anyone knows "that one song by ''Music/{{Journey}}''", then proceeds to sing "500 Miles" by ''Music/TheProclaimers''. Phil ''begs'' Tubbo to educate himself, and Ranboo says that, the way the trip is going, he might just have his first canon kill.

** During Quackity's speech, he mentions, initially solemnly and "jokes aside", how being Schlatt's VP meant he was taught "a lot of important things in the world" and he saw a side of Schlatt that no one really knew... then did a complete MoodWhiplash by shouting "AY, THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S DEAD!" while ''cannibalizing on Schlatt's heart''. It's less funny in hindsight knowing that "side of [Schlatt] that [he didn't] think many of [the other attendees] really knew" can allude to something much more sinister and traumatic, but it doesn't take away much of the cathartic factor or hilarity of the scene.
** At the end of the funeral, Quackity's song celebrating Schlatt's death and him burning in Hell. First of all, the fact that he refused to tune his guitar because the song was about Schlatt of all people. And second, because he sang off-key with ''AutoTune'' and a voice-changer on.

** ''Especially'' Quackity's off-key autotune song.

* [[TheFunInFuneral Schlatt's funeral]]. ''Especially'' Quackity's off-key autotune song.