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** Replacing the "Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com" watermark with "[=ThatGuyWithTheGlands.com=]" on occasion.
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** Replacing the "Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com" "[[Website/ChannelAwesome ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com]]" watermark with "[=ThatGuyWithTheGlands.com=]" on occasion.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucauviFSQBk Eccentric Severe 2mors]]
** Continuing the last video, the source title of "Think to Prevent Shrink" is rearranged into "The Vent Honk Rink Strip."
** "Exactly who the [[SoundEffectBleep f**k]] is Creator/SteveJobs ?"
** "In the meantime however, it's Mean Time!" (pickle jar breaks) "Smooth move, ex lax!"
** "OK- [[VideoGame/BigRigsOverTheRoadRacing You're Winner!]]"
** The outro mashup of "[[Music/BillyJoel Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)]]" and "[[Music/AlanisMorissette You Oughta Know]]".
** Continuing the last video, the source title of "Think to Prevent Shrink" is rearranged into "The Vent Honk Rink Strip."
** "Exactly who the [[SoundEffectBleep f**k]] is Creator/SteveJobs ?"
** "In the meantime however, it's Mean Time!" (pickle jar breaks) "Smooth move, ex lax!"
** "OK- [[VideoGame/BigRigsOverTheRoadRacing You're Winner!]]"
** The outro mashup of "[[Music/BillyJoel Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)]]" and "[[Music/AlanisMorissette You Oughta Know]]".
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--->'''Chef Jonathan''': (over the sound of the fire alarm and distant fire trucks; franticly stirring the pan) ''[[MadnessMantra Around and around 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round and around-]]
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--->'''Chef Jonathan''': (over the sound of the fire alarm and distant fire trucks; franticly stirring the pan) ''[[MadnessMantra Around and around 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round and around-]]around-]]''
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--->'''Guy''': (over a rap beat) Where it's at.
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--->'''Guy''': (over a rap beat) [[Music/{{Beck}} Where it's at.]]
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** "Well, I wanna watch the [[Toys/{{Amiibo}} amiibos]]."
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** "Hey, I wanna watch the ballet!"
*** "Well, I wanna watch the [[Toys/{{Amiibo}} amiibos]]."
*** "Well, I wanna watch the [[Toys/{{Amiibo}} amiibos]]."
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** Q: stop monitoring my computer
*** A: no
--> Q: How much will it cost?\\
A: yes
*** A: no
--> Q: How much will it cost?\\
A: yes
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--->'''Chef Jonathan''': If there's going to be too much of something, it should be relatives. They're together a lot but they don't like each other that much. There are easy ways to prevent this. [[DisproportinateRetribution One is to take out the ribs.]]
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--->'''Chef Jonathan''': If there's going to be too much of something, it should be relatives. They're together a lot but they don't like each other that much. There are easy ways to prevent this. [[DisproportinateRetribution [[DisproportionateRetribution One is to take out the ribs.]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX9xRYAcZ7c Call Me Beep Me Maybe When You're Sober]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX9xRYAcZ7c com/watch?v=-4lkgxYRvnc Call Me Beep Me Maybe When You're Sober]]
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** "(holding a burrito with his face) I'm feeling a little burritoish."
--->'''Burrito!Jonathan''': (as Chef Jonathan takes a bite) ''[[OhCrap Oh no-!]]''
** Chef Jonathan puts off making a smoothie because he knows his mom's going to call him today. [[ProperlyParanoid And sure enough:]]
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': (ringtone; answers phone) Y'ello?
--->'''Mom''': (over the phone) ''Hey, sweetie, how's cooking? (long cigarette drag)''
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': (chuckles; Mom coughs) [[SeenItAll You hear that, she's smoking already...]]
--->'''Burrito!Jonathan''': (as Chef Jonathan takes a bite) ''[[OhCrap Oh no-!]]''
** Chef Jonathan puts off making a smoothie because he knows his mom's going to call him today. [[ProperlyParanoid And sure enough:]]
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': (ringtone; answers phone) Y'ello?
--->'''Mom''': (over the phone) ''Hey, sweetie, how's cooking? (long cigarette drag)''
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': (chuckles; Mom coughs) [[SeenItAll You hear that, she's smoking already...]]
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** "[[VideoGame/LegoIsland WHOOOPS! You have to put!]]"
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** "[[VideoGame/LegoIsland WHOOOPS! You have to put!]]"
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** "[[VideoGame/LegoIsland WHOOOPS! You have to put!]]"One of the methods Chef Jonathan shows for cooking am omelette [[EpicFail trips the smoke alarm]].
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': (over the sound of the fire alarm and distant fire trucks; franticly stirring the pan) ''[[MadnessMantra Around and around 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round and around-]]
--->[[HereWeGoAgain (titlecard: Omelet's Do That Again)]]
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': (over the sound of the fire alarm and distant fire trucks; franticly stirring the pan) ''[[MadnessMantra Around and around 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round 'n 'round and around-]]
--->[[HereWeGoAgain (titlecard: Omelet's Do That Again)]]
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---->'''Chef Jonathan''': "IAmA handmaid. AMA."
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---->'''Chef Jonathan''': "IAmA "[=IAmA=] handmaid. AMA."
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fasDx5m0deI&list=PLOSIbbQu7f2pj7fhIjGuzM7qzgq8ycPEX&index=4 When to Food]]
** "Alright, I confess, I'm using a pancake."
** "And then, right next to that, we have this amazing contraption called 'a waffle'."
** "[[TakeThat One of the sleeziest breakfasts in the world to make is a simple scrambled egg.]]"
*** Not only is the audience told that they should not be cooked (as they would taste terrible), but they also should not be ''served''.
---->'''Chef Jonathan''': You can buy a really fancy breakfast, or make a sandwhich, rather than eggs.
*** Another option you have rather than make eggs is [[Website/{{Reddit}} do a Reddit AMA]][[note]]and it would appear that Ellie ''[[DoingItForTheArt actually went]]'' and made the post [[OverlyPreparedGag for this bit]][[/note]]:
---->'''Chef Jonathan''': "IAmA handmaid. AMA."
** "[[VideoGame/LegoIsland WHOOOPS! You have to put!]]"
** "Alright, I confess, I'm using a pancake."
** "And then, right next to that, we have this amazing contraption called 'a waffle'."
** "[[TakeThat One of the sleeziest breakfasts in the world to make is a simple scrambled egg.]]"
*** Not only is the audience told that they should not be cooked (as they would taste terrible), but they also should not be ''served''.
---->'''Chef Jonathan''': You can buy a really fancy breakfast, or make a sandwhich, rather than eggs.
*** Another option you have rather than make eggs is [[Website/{{Reddit}} do a Reddit AMA]][[note]]and it would appear that Ellie ''[[DoingItForTheArt actually went]]'' and made the post [[OverlyPreparedGag for this bit]][[/note]]:
---->'''Chef Jonathan''': "IAmA handmaid. AMA."
** "[[VideoGame/LegoIsland WHOOOPS! You have to put!]]"
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** "And as we go, we'll talk about bread, [[CaptainObvious which is also food.]]"
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** "And as we go, we'll talk about bread, [[CaptainObvious which is also food.]]"
** "When you talk about pesto, you're talking about a paste-o. [[WesternAnimation/{{Encanto}} We don't talk about pesto, no, no, no.]]"
** "Cheese is stored in the-... I'm not gonna say it."
** Now, if you're doing this with plain yogurt, you can get a very nice [[VideoGame/FireEmblemThreeHouses Flayn]] yogurt.
** "When you talk about pesto, you're talking about a paste-o. [[WesternAnimation/{{Encanto}} We don't talk about pesto, no, no, no.]]"
** "Cheese is stored in the-... I'm not gonna say it."
** Now, if you're doing this with plain yogurt, you can get a very nice [[VideoGame/FireEmblemThreeHouses Flayn]] yogurt.
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** "And as we go, we'll talk about bread, [[CaptainObvious which is also food.]]"
** "When"Get in the pesto. ''Get in the pesto.'' '''''Get in the pesto.'''''"
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': When you talk about pesto, you're talking about a paste-o. [[WesternAnimation/{{Encanto}} We don't talk about pesto, no, no, no.]]"
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** "Cheese is stored inthe-... the- ...I'm not gonna say it."
**Now, Chef Jonathan educates the audience on how to deal with their family:
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': If there's going to be too much of something, it should be relatives. They're together a lot but they don't like each other that much. There are easy ways to prevent this. [[DisproportinateRetribution One is to take out the ribs.]]
--->(Jonathan punches something off-screen, [[SurprisinglyCreepyMoment causing an audible crunch]])
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': ''Presumably you've washed them before hand?''
** Why do you want to avoid using your hands when handling jalapeños? "[B]ecause that chemical will get jal-ap-eñ-o fingernails and it will really hurt."
** [[ArtisticLicenseChemistry You don't need to wash your hands if they are covered with flour, as flour already has water in it.]]
** "And this is not necessary." [[RetGone (video rewinds a segment)]]
** "Now, if you're doing this with plain yogurt, you can get a very nice [[VideoGame/FireEmblemThreeHouses Flayn]] yogurt."
** "When
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': When you talk about pesto, you're talking about a paste-o. [[WesternAnimation/{{Encanto}} We don't talk about pesto, no, no, no.
** "Cheese is stored in
**
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': If there's going to be too much of something, it should be relatives. They're together a lot but they don't like each other that much. There are easy ways to prevent this. [[DisproportinateRetribution One is to take out the ribs.]]
--->(Jonathan punches something off-screen, [[SurprisinglyCreepyMoment causing an audible crunch]])
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': ''Presumably you've washed them before hand?''
** Why do you want to avoid using your hands when handling jalapeños? "[B]ecause that chemical will get jal-ap-eñ-o fingernails and it will really hurt."
** [[ArtisticLicenseChemistry You don't need to wash your hands if they are covered with flour, as flour already has water in it.]]
** "And this is not necessary." [[RetGone (video rewinds a segment)]]
** "Now, if you're doing this with plain yogurt, you can get a very nice [[VideoGame/FireEmblemThreeHouses Flayn]] yogurt."
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---> '''Jonathan''': [[TakeThat One thing that you may notice isn't there is "tasty salad"]].
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---> ''(Jonathan [[PercussiveMaintenance punches the pear]])''
---> '''Jonathan''': There, it's ripe.
---> '''Jonathan''': There, it's ripe.
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----> '''Chef Jon''': If you'll excuse the word.
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----> ''Please just call it Rain Salad there's literally no reason not to, for the love of God just please''
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----> '''Commenter''': "Rain salad" being just water caught me so off guard, and it really shouldn't have. I mean, what else could it have been?
** And as we go, we'll talk about bread, [[CaptainObvious which is also food.]]
** When you talk about pesto, you're talking about a paste-o. [[WesternAnimation/{{Encanto}} We don't talk about pesto, no, no, no.]]
** And as we go, we'll talk about bread, [[CaptainObvious which is also food.]]
** When you talk about pesto, you're talking about a paste-o. [[WesternAnimation/{{Encanto}} We don't talk about pesto, no, no, no.]]
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**
** "And as we go, we'll talk about bread, [[CaptainObvious which is also food.
**
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---> ''Blueberries, blueberries,''
---> ''Snarf snarf snarf''
---> ''Cold, cold blueberries''
---> ''In one ordinary scarf''
---> ''Over that frozen harbor,''
---> ''blueberries falling from the sky''
---> ''Kill, kill, blueberries''
---> '' You can make sure they all die.''
---> ''Snarf snarf snarf''
---> ''Cold, cold blueberries''
---> ''In one ordinary scarf''
---> ''Over that frozen harbor,''
---> ''blueberries falling from the sky''
---> ''Kill, kill, blueberries''
---> '' You can make sure they all die.''
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---> '''[[Series/LimmysShow Limmy:]]''' What do you mean?
---> '''Chef Jonathan:''' They're both salmon.
---> '''Limmy:''' [[MemeticMutation But forty pounds is heavier than two pounds.]]
---> '''Chef Jonathan:''' Huh, I know, but both of those are salmon.
---> '''Chef Jonathan:''' They're both salmon.
---> '''Limmy:''' [[MemeticMutation But forty pounds is heavier than two pounds.]]
---> '''Chef Jonathan:''' Huh, I know, but both of those are salmon.
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--->'''Guy''': (over a rap beat) That's where it's at.
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--->'''Guy''': (over a rap beat) That's where Where it's at.
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** [[AC:Salmon]]
*** "Did you know that a two-pound and a forty-pound salmon have exactly the same weight?"
---> '''[[Series/LimmysShow Limmy:]]''' What do you mean?
---> '''Chef Jonathan:''' They're both salmon.
---> '''Limmy:''' [[MemeticMutation But forty pounds is heavier than two pounds.]]
---> '''Chef Jonathan:''' Huh, I know, but both of those are salmon.
*** "Did you know that a two-pound and a forty-pound salmon have exactly the same weight?"
---> '''[[Series/LimmysShow Limmy:]]''' What do you mean?
---> '''Chef Jonathan:''' They're both salmon.
---> '''Limmy:''' [[MemeticMutation But forty pounds is heavier than two pounds.]]
---> '''Chef Jonathan:''' Huh, I know, but both of those are salmon.
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--->'''Chef Jonathan''': [[FascinatedEyebrow (eyebrow raised)]] [[FlatWhat ... What?]]
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--->'''Chef Jonathan''': [[FascinatedEyebrow [[FascinatingEyebrow (eyebrow raised)]] [[FlatWhat ... What?]]
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--->'''Chef Jonathan''': From the top, then.
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--->'''Chef Jonathan''': [[HereWeGoAgain From the top, then.]]
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** [[AC:Salmon]]
*** "Did you know that a two-pound and a forty-pound salmon have exactly the same weight?"
---> '''[[Series/LimmysShow Limmy:]]''' What do you mean?
---> '''Chef Jonathan:''' They're both salmon.
---> '''Limmy:''' [[MemeticMutation But forty pounds is heavier than two pounds.]]
---> '''Chef Jonathan:''' Huh, I know, but both of those are salmon.
*** "Did you know that a two-pound and a forty-pound salmon have exactly the same weight?"
---> '''[[Series/LimmysShow Limmy:]]''' What do you mean?
---> '''Chef Jonathan:''' They're both salmon.
---> '''Limmy:''' [[MemeticMutation But forty pounds is heavier than two pounds.]]
---> '''Chef Jonathan:''' Huh, I know, but both of those are salmon.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEgT9kcbq1s Whether to Food]]
** Chef Jonathan opens the video by saying they're making [[CallBack an adaptation of]] [[CowboyBebopAtHisComputer "It's a Wonderful Knife"]], prompting the producer to stop production[[note]]in a scene stylized like an VideoGame/{{Undertale}} cutscene, complete with [[SpeakingSimlish vocal chittering]][[/note]]:
--->'''Producer''': Cut.
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': (annoyed) I beg your pardon?
--->'''Producer''': "Once in a Knifetime."
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': [[FascinatedEyebrow (eyebrow raised)]] [[FlatWhat ... What?]]
--->'''Producer''': It's not "It's a Wonderful Knife". "Once in a Knifetime" is what's being adapted.
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': From the top, then.
** "Now, remember this jelly donut, ''because you can never go back.''"
** During the section about zuchinnis, it comes to light that the zuchinni Chef Jonathan was given to cook with [[LethalChef is actually the only dangerous zuchinni]]. As such, rather than use it, he puts it in the microwave [[LiteralMetaphor and hits]] [[RetGone the "Reset" button]].
** The audience is openly recommended [[FinGore to cut off their fingers.]]
** "All knifes have fingers. [[RiddleForTheAges But we don't need to talk about that right now.]]"
** Microwaves [[TakeOurWordForIt "just don't work"]], and as such the viewer is recommended to just get rid of theirs:
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': [[ArtisticLicenseEconomics They only cost five cents.]] Throw it away and get another one!
** "Remember Egg? [-This is Egg now. Feel old yet?-]"
--->'''Egg''': (is put on the table; with Chef Jonathan's face) Am I still in the refridgerator?
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': (picks up egg) [[CaptainObvious ...no.]] ([[{{Corpsing}} chuckles]]) ...no. ([[{{Corpsing}} chuckles]])
*** That's not the only case of animated food; in the next segment, Chef Jonathan brings to life half a grilled cheese sandwhich [[RuleOfCool just because he thought it was cool.]]
** In order to educate the audience about some of the common mistakes to tea consumption, we are shown a video of a man in a car [[TooDumbToLive violently and repeatedly choking on boba tea]].[[note]][[TakeThat "You don't want to be like this guy. Really really really really really you don't."]][[/note]]
--->'''Man''': ''AAH!'' Okay! I am so excited to show you my new favorite tea! (takes sip; [[InstantlyProvenWrong immediately chokes]]) [[DissonantSerenity I had it today!]] [[RunningGag (chokes again)]]
*** "I'm from Texas, y'all!"
*** "(chokes) Bu-uB! (chokes while screaming)"
** At two separate points, Chef Johnathan [[TakeThatAudience openly wishes harm upon to the audience over their refusal to learn things]]:
*** Every resturant requires every cook to wash their teeth [[BritishTeeth "every six months or so"]].
---->'''Chef Jonathan''': ...believe me? Well, if you don't... [[DisproportionateRetribution (holds up a fist to the camera) Square up, slick.]]
*** After showing the tea segment, [[CaptainObvious Chef Jonathan says that actually happened.]]
---->'''Chef Jonathan''': ...kay? If you don't believe me? Burn yourself on a hot pan.
**** The producer [[RunningGag then stops production]] to call him out, prompting Chef Jonathan to say [[DistinctionWithoutADifference it doesn't count as a threat if someone actually does burn themselves.]]
** In order to cook some raw broccoli ([[{{Portmanteau}} rawccoli]]), Chef Jonathan puts it in the microwave:
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': (beep!) [[OhCrap Oh no!]] [[BrickJoke I hit the "Reset" button by mistake.]]
--->(Chef Jonathan opens the microwave; [[NiceJobBreakingItHero it's gone]])
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': (to the camera; awkwardly) Well... ...
--->[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere (hard cut to next segment)]]
** A segment on cutting bread is abruptly skipped over [[CaptainObvious due to the audience already knowing how to.]]
*** Likewise, Chef Jonathan opts to not even cover how to sharpen knives, as it "could be a whole video in and of itself".
** "I hate to do this, but [[LethalChef it's time to learn how to cook steak in microwaves.]] Sorry."
--->'''Producer''': [[NoJustNoReaction Cut. We're not doing that.]]
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': [[KnowWhenToFoldEm You know what? That's fair.]]
--->[[SurpriseCreepy (hard cut to a zoomed in shot of Chef Jonathan)]]
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': '''''[[ImplausibleDeniability Please don't be scared. Everything is normal.]]'''''
** The final segment of the video sees Chef Jonathan abruptly start doing his music demo, [[RunningGag which the producer abruptly ends]]:
--->'''Guy''': (over a rap beat) That's where it's at.
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': ''Two turntables and a microphone''
--->'''Guy''': That's where it's at.
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': ''I got two turntables and a microphone''
** [[TheStinger "The only thing we have to food is food itself.]] [[EndOfSeriesAwareness There, I said it. Thanks for watching."]]
** Chef Jonathan opens the video by saying they're making [[CallBack an adaptation of]] [[CowboyBebopAtHisComputer "It's a Wonderful Knife"]], prompting the producer to stop production[[note]]in a scene stylized like an VideoGame/{{Undertale}} cutscene, complete with [[SpeakingSimlish vocal chittering]][[/note]]:
--->'''Producer''': Cut.
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': (annoyed) I beg your pardon?
--->'''Producer''': "Once in a Knifetime."
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': [[FascinatedEyebrow (eyebrow raised)]] [[FlatWhat ... What?]]
--->'''Producer''': It's not "It's a Wonderful Knife". "Once in a Knifetime" is what's being adapted.
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': From the top, then.
** "Now, remember this jelly donut, ''because you can never go back.''"
** During the section about zuchinnis, it comes to light that the zuchinni Chef Jonathan was given to cook with [[LethalChef is actually the only dangerous zuchinni]]. As such, rather than use it, he puts it in the microwave [[LiteralMetaphor and hits]] [[RetGone the "Reset" button]].
** The audience is openly recommended [[FinGore to cut off their fingers.]]
** "All knifes have fingers. [[RiddleForTheAges But we don't need to talk about that right now.]]"
** Microwaves [[TakeOurWordForIt "just don't work"]], and as such the viewer is recommended to just get rid of theirs:
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': [[ArtisticLicenseEconomics They only cost five cents.]] Throw it away and get another one!
** "Remember Egg? [-This is Egg now. Feel old yet?-]"
--->'''Egg''': (is put on the table; with Chef Jonathan's face) Am I still in the refridgerator?
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': (picks up egg) [[CaptainObvious ...no.]] ([[{{Corpsing}} chuckles]]) ...no. ([[{{Corpsing}} chuckles]])
*** That's not the only case of animated food; in the next segment, Chef Jonathan brings to life half a grilled cheese sandwhich [[RuleOfCool just because he thought it was cool.]]
** In order to educate the audience about some of the common mistakes to tea consumption, we are shown a video of a man in a car [[TooDumbToLive violently and repeatedly choking on boba tea]].[[note]][[TakeThat "You don't want to be like this guy. Really really really really really you don't."]][[/note]]
--->'''Man''': ''AAH!'' Okay! I am so excited to show you my new favorite tea! (takes sip; [[InstantlyProvenWrong immediately chokes]]) [[DissonantSerenity I had it today!]] [[RunningGag (chokes again)]]
*** "I'm from Texas, y'all!"
*** "(chokes) Bu-uB! (chokes while screaming)"
** At two separate points, Chef Johnathan [[TakeThatAudience openly wishes harm upon to the audience over their refusal to learn things]]:
*** Every resturant requires every cook to wash their teeth [[BritishTeeth "every six months or so"]].
---->'''Chef Jonathan''': ...believe me? Well, if you don't... [[DisproportionateRetribution (holds up a fist to the camera) Square up, slick.]]
*** After showing the tea segment, [[CaptainObvious Chef Jonathan says that actually happened.]]
---->'''Chef Jonathan''': ...kay? If you don't believe me? Burn yourself on a hot pan.
**** The producer [[RunningGag then stops production]] to call him out, prompting Chef Jonathan to say [[DistinctionWithoutADifference it doesn't count as a threat if someone actually does burn themselves.]]
** In order to cook some raw broccoli ([[{{Portmanteau}} rawccoli]]), Chef Jonathan puts it in the microwave:
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': (beep!) [[OhCrap Oh no!]] [[BrickJoke I hit the "Reset" button by mistake.]]
--->(Chef Jonathan opens the microwave; [[NiceJobBreakingItHero it's gone]])
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': (to the camera; awkwardly) Well... ...
--->[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere (hard cut to next segment)]]
** A segment on cutting bread is abruptly skipped over [[CaptainObvious due to the audience already knowing how to.]]
*** Likewise, Chef Jonathan opts to not even cover how to sharpen knives, as it "could be a whole video in and of itself".
** "I hate to do this, but [[LethalChef it's time to learn how to cook steak in microwaves.]] Sorry."
--->'''Producer''': [[NoJustNoReaction Cut. We're not doing that.]]
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': [[KnowWhenToFoldEm You know what? That's fair.]]
--->[[SurpriseCreepy (hard cut to a zoomed in shot of Chef Jonathan)]]
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': '''''[[ImplausibleDeniability Please don't be scared. Everything is normal.]]'''''
** The final segment of the video sees Chef Jonathan abruptly start doing his music demo, [[RunningGag which the producer abruptly ends]]:
--->'''Guy''': (over a rap beat) That's where it's at.
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': ''Two turntables and a microphone''
--->'''Guy''': That's where it's at.
--->'''Chef Jonathan''': ''I got two turntables and a microphone''
** [[TheStinger "The only thing we have to food is food itself.]] [[EndOfSeriesAwareness There, I said it. Thanks for watching."]]
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** "Step one: quit [[Creator/{{Cs188}} joj!]] And that means doing it all over again."
--> '''[=Cs188=]:''' [[Film/TheAvengers2012 I understood that reference.]]
--> '''[=Cs188=]:''' [[Film/TheAvengers2012 I understood that reference.]]
to:
** "Step one: quit [[Creator/{{Cs188}} joj!]] JoJ! And that means doing it all over again."
]]"
-->'''[=Cs188=]:''' '''[=cs188=]:''' [[Film/TheAvengers2012 I understood that reference.]]
-->
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Changed line(s) 1915 (click to see context) from:
** "So don't waste your time! Don't suffer nasty terrible ugly thin-skinned Forever Wallet when you could get flat! r you can get dead. That's right, you could get dead or dying, and no one will believe you! And if you're still using your garbage Forever Wallet, don't delay, despair today!"
to:
** "So don't waste your time! Don't suffer nasty terrible ugly thin-skinned Forever Wallet when you could get flat! r Or you can get dead. That's right, you could get dead or dying, and no one will believe you! And if you're still using your garbage Forever Wallet, don't delay, despair today!"
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** "Because we know you could use a hand, here's a power outlet thing. It's strong and sturdy..." ("[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 BONK!]]") "...without leaving any [[WesternAnimation Scooby-Dooby]] residue behind!"
to:
** "Because we know you could use a hand, here's a power outlet thing. It's strong and sturdy..." ("[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 BONK!]]") "...without leaving any [[WesternAnimation [[WesternAnimation/ScoobyDoo Scooby-Dooby]] residue behind!"
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Changed line(s) 1929 (click to see context) from:
*** "Whoa! Not again!" ("RuleOfThree Not so nice coffee.]]")
to:
*** "Whoa! Not again!" ("RuleOfThree ("[[RuleOfThree Not so nice coffee.]]")
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Changed line(s) 1910 (click to see context) from:
** "Car messy? [[YouNoTakeCandle You no have place put trash?]]"
to:
** "Car messy? [[YouNoTakeCandle You no have place put trash?]]"trash?]] You need the Carbage Can to make your life complete!"
** "Guaranteed to never leak all your family photos, just pay a separate fee."
** "..yours today for the special TV price of Free! Act now and you can get a second Carbage Can, just pay a second Free!"
** "Guaranteed to never leak all your family photos, just pay a separate fee."
** "..yours today for the special TV price of Free! Act now and you can get a second Carbage Can, just pay a second Free!"
** "Still using that old Forever Wallet? The one that sucks to the max? First, Forever Wallet eliminates your money, we mean it!"
** "So don't waste your time! Don't suffer nasty terrible ugly thin-skinned Forever Wallet when you could get flat! r you can get dead. That's right, you could get dead or dying, and no one will believe you! And if you're still using your garbage Forever Wallet, don't delay, despair today!"
** "Goes from cart to car, and car to car, and cart to cart, and goes from kitchen into car, and car into [[RunningGag Carbage Can]]."
** "...or trips to the bees. That's right, bees! Disease! And [[CallBack Ar-bees!]]"
** "So don't waste your time! Don't suffer nasty terrible ugly thin-skinned Forever Wallet when you could get flat! r you can get dead. That's right, you could get dead or dying, and no one will believe you! And if you're still using your garbage Forever Wallet, don't delay, despair today!"
** "Goes from cart to car, and car to car, and cart to cart, and goes from kitchen into car, and car into [[RunningGag Carbage Can]]."
** "...or trips to the bees. That's right, bees! Disease! And [[CallBack Ar-bees!]]"
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** "Introducing [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Boom Boom]], the amazing speaker!"
** "Imagine being able to enjoy commercials." ''[[CallBack (Thumbnails of past advertisement YTPs appear,]] including Goods™ itself)''
** "Imagine being able to enjoy commercials." ''[[CallBack (Thumbnails of past advertisement YTPs appear,]] including Goods™ itself)''
to:
** "How about those mischievous pets?" ("Dogs can be quite miss-che-vesh.") "No, Bluetooth! No, bad Bluetooth! Introducing Mike, the amazing new dog!"
** "Every step also features no-padding. Ding ding ding, [[OurProductSucks it's terrible]], and it's made with extra-turdy materials! Plus, you can feel gross inside about ordering, because a portion of each purchase will support 30 dog pounds!"
** "Simply put your dog's drugs under furniture, which makes it perfect for [[TheStoner addicts]]."
** "Introducing [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Boom Boom]], the amazingspeaker!"
** "Imaginespeaker! Imagine being able to enjoy commercials." ''[[CallBack (Thumbnails of past advertisement YTPs appear,]] including Goods™ itself)''itself)''
** "Here are the volume levels without [[Franchise/TheMuppets Beaker]]. Here are the levels when connected to Beaker, and now we lay Beaker on the Boom Boom! As you can hear and now see, the levels are now even!"
** "Every step also features no-padding. Ding ding ding, [[OurProductSucks it's terrible]], and it's made with extra-turdy materials! Plus, you can feel gross inside about ordering, because a portion of each purchase will support 30 dog pounds!"
** "Simply put your dog's drugs under furniture, which makes it perfect for [[TheStoner addicts]]."
** "Introducing [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Boom Boom]], the amazing
** "Imagine
** "Here are the volume levels without [[Franchise/TheMuppets Beaker]]. Here are the levels when connected to Beaker, and now we lay Beaker on the Boom Boom! As you can hear and now see, the levels are now even!"
Changed line(s) 1916 (click to see context) from:
** "You need the Peeler Leeler. It's tough enough for slicing Music/OneDirection."
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** "You need the Peeler Leeler. It's tough enough for slicing Music/OneDirection." Or use it to shave!"
Changed line(s) 1918,1920 (click to see context) from:
** "You can deliver coffee everywhere!" ('''''[[Creator/Cs188 Scratch Doctor guy:]]''''' ''[[Creator/Cs188 Nice car!]]'')
*** "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E2122ShortFilmsAboutSpringfield Oh, ye Gods!]] Your car is ruined!" ('''''Scratch Doctor guy:''''' ''Great...'')
*** "Whoa! Not again!" ('''''[[RuleOfThree Scratch Doctor guy:]]''''' ''[[RuleOfThree Not so nice coffee.]]'')
*** "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E2122ShortFilmsAboutSpringfield Oh, ye Gods!]] Your car is ruined!" ('''''Scratch Doctor guy:''''' ''Great...'')
*** "Whoa! Not again!" ('''''[[RuleOfThree Scratch Doctor guy:]]''''' ''[[RuleOfThree Not so nice coffee.]]'')
to:
** "You can even deliver coffee everywhere!" ('''''[[Creator/Cs188 Scratch Doctor guy:]]''''' ''[[Creator/Cs188 ("[[Creator/Cs188 Nice car!]]'')
car!]]")
*** "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E2122ShortFilmsAboutSpringfield Oh, ye Gods!]] Your car is ruined!"('''''Scratch Doctor guy:''''' ''Great...'')
("Great...")
*** "Whoa! Not again!"('''''[[RuleOfThree Scratch Doctor guy:]]''''' ''[[RuleOfThree ("RuleOfThree Not so nice coffee.]]'')]]")
** "Because we know you could use a hand, here's a power outlet thing. It's strong and sturdy..." ("[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 BONK!]]") "...without leaving any [[WesternAnimation Scooby-Dooby]] residue behind!"
** The [[MemeticMutation Flat F*ck]] Hand Truck segment, which features a reference to the "Professional"/"Amateurish" running gag from "Hey Buddy, Nice Cards".
*** "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E2122ShortFilmsAboutSpringfield Oh, ye Gods!]] Your car is ruined!"
*** "Whoa! Not again!"
** "Because we know you could use a hand, here's a power outlet thing. It's strong and sturdy..." ("[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 BONK!]]") "...without leaving any [[WesternAnimation Scooby-Dooby]] residue behind!"
** The [[MemeticMutation Flat F*ck]] Hand Truck segment, which features a reference to the "Professional"/"Amateurish" running gag from "Hey Buddy, Nice Cards".
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** The animated segment with Dollip's cat Aubergine. [[TalkingToHimself Also voiced by Dollip]].
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** The animated segment with Dollip's cat Aubergine. [[TalkingToHimself [[ActingForTwo Also voiced by Dollip]].
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** "The unfortunate reality is that [[Advertising/WilkinsCoffee Wilkins and Wontkins]] are publicly collaborators and enablers of the flat earth movement."
--> '''Wilkins:''' You think the Earth is flat?
--> '''Wontkins:''' Not to me, it isn't!
--> ''[Wilkins sprays water at Wontkins]''
--> '''Wilkins:''' People like that NEED brainwashing!
** "[[TalkLikeAPirate Yar har har!]] The [[{{Portmanteau}} Flearth is in my own backyard!"
--> '''Wilkins:''' You think the Earth is flat?
--> '''Wontkins:''' Not to me, it isn't!
--> ''[Wilkins sprays water at Wontkins]''
--> '''Wilkins:''' People like that NEED brainwashing!
** "[[TalkLikeAPirate Yar har har!]] The [[{{Portmanteau}} Flearth is in my own backyard!"
to:
** "The unfortunate reality is that [[Advertising/WilkinsCoffee Wilkins and Wontkins]] are publicly collaborators and enablers of the flat earth Earth movement."
--> ---> '''Wilkins:''' You think the Earth is flat?
--> ---> '''Wontkins:''' Not to me, it isn't!
--> ---> ''[Wilkins sprays water at Wontkins]''
--> ---> '''Wilkins:''' People like that NEED brainwashing!
** "[[TalkLikeAPirate Yar har har!]] The [[{{Portmanteau}}Flearth Flearth]] is in my own backyard!"
** "[[TalkLikeAPirate Yar har har!]] The [[{{Portmanteau}}
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* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uCBgdvSTo8 Dolsin' Ideas]]"
** "I have a date as soon as the video goes live. So just know that I'm skipping to the part where [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Hank ignites and explodes.]]"
** "The unfortunate reality is that [[Advertising/WilkinsCoffee Wilkins and Wontkins]] are publicly collaborators and enablers of the flat earth movement."
--> '''Wilkins:''' You think the Earth is flat?
--> '''Wontkins:''' Not to me, it isn't!
--> ''[Wilkins sprays water at Wontkins]''
--> '''Wilkins:''' People like that NEED brainwashing!
** "[[TalkLikeAPirate Yar har har!]] The [[{{Portmanteau}} Flearth is in my own backyard!"
** "It's largely persuading idiots by going out to the shore of [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Lake Wonka.]]"
** "You could eat chicken nuggets. [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson It's about drive, it's about power, we stay hungry, we devour]] chicken nuggets. And it's something I find deeply fascinating."
** "It's popular with the kind people who write [[CargoShip Jamie Oliver x chicken nugget fanfiction]]."
** "Obviously, Lake Minnewanka, a few minutes outside [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Lake Wonka]], a few hundred minutes outside Lake Minnesota, a few thousand minutes outside [[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Lake Wawanakwa]]."
** "I have a date as soon as the video goes live. So just know that I'm skipping to the part where [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Hank ignites and explodes.]]"
** "The unfortunate reality is that [[Advertising/WilkinsCoffee Wilkins and Wontkins]] are publicly collaborators and enablers of the flat earth movement."
--> '''Wilkins:''' You think the Earth is flat?
--> '''Wontkins:''' Not to me, it isn't!
--> ''[Wilkins sprays water at Wontkins]''
--> '''Wilkins:''' People like that NEED brainwashing!
** "[[TalkLikeAPirate Yar har har!]] The [[{{Portmanteau}} Flearth is in my own backyard!"
** "It's largely persuading idiots by going out to the shore of [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Lake Wonka.]]"
** "You could eat chicken nuggets. [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson It's about drive, it's about power, we stay hungry, we devour]] chicken nuggets. And it's something I find deeply fascinating."
** "It's popular with the kind people who write [[CargoShip Jamie Oliver x chicken nugget fanfiction]]."
** "Obviously, Lake Minnewanka, a few minutes outside [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Lake Wonka]], a few hundred minutes outside Lake Minnesota, a few thousand minutes outside [[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Lake Wawanakwa]]."
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*** --> '''Simba:''' I'm gonna rock!
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--> '''Simba:''' I'm gonna rock!
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**
--> '''Simba:''' I'm gonna rock!
--> '''Simba:''' I'm gonna rock!
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Changed line(s) 1835 (click to see context) from:
** (clip from ''WesternAnimation/LibertysKids'' of the Boston Tea Party) "Tea has fallen into the river in Boston City!"
to:
** (clip from ''WesternAnimation/LibertysKids'' of the Boston Tea Party) "Tea has fallen into the river in Boston City!"city."
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** "A man has fallen into the HAY!"
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Changed line(s) 109 (click to see context) from:
** "When it all comes down to it, he's just another SuS FreerF! I'm not afraid of him." ''(Raoul taps the table for a drink, the bartender turns towards Raoul to reveal himself as the Phantom)'' "I'm afraid of him."
to:
** "When it all comes down to it, he's just another SuS FreerF! I'm "I'm not afraid of him." ''(Raoul taps the table for a drink, the bartender turns towards Raoul to reveal himself as the Phantom)'' "I'm afraid of him."
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** "I'm sure you've read of their junk."
** "No relation to the famous Swedish Chef?"
** "Don't think about meeeeeeeee~"
** "And the Angel of Sauce in my head, the Angel of Sauce in my bed."
** "No relation to the famous Swedish Chef?"
** "Don't think about meeeeeeeee~"
** "And the Angel of Sauce in my head, the Angel of Sauce in my bed."
** "Say-" "No more talk."
Changed line(s) 101,102 (click to see context) from:
** "Down once more to the dungeons of my black [[CensoredForComedy d***]]!"
to:
** "Down once more to the dungeons of my black [[CensoredForComedy d***]]!"
d***]], down we plunge to the prison of my mom! Down that path into smores!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8PrZ-cg4kE Devil Take The Toast]], a parody of the infamous sequel to ''Phantom'', ''Love Never Dies''
** "When it all comes down to it, he's just another SuS FreerF! I'm not afraid of him." ''(Raoul taps the table for a drink, the bartender turns towards Raoul to reveal himself as the Phantom)'' "I'm afraid of him."
** "Her butter will always follow me."
** "You really think so? Followollowollowof?"
*** "Chalk."
** "Devil take the deviled eggs!"
** "Now Christine shall choose at last! Is she your mom?"
** "Is he Mormon?"
** "Devil take the cake!"
** "[[VideoGame/{{Kirby}} Dedede]]. Toad."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8PrZ-cg4kE Devil Take The Toast]], a parody of the infamous sequel to ''Phantom'', ''Love Never Dies''
** "When it all comes down to it, he's just another SuS FreerF! I'm not afraid of him." ''(Raoul taps the table for a drink, the bartender turns towards Raoul to reveal himself as the Phantom)'' "I'm afraid of him."
** "Her butter will always follow me."
** "You really think so? Followollowollowof?"
*** "Chalk."
** "Devil take the deviled eggs!"
** "Now Christine shall choose at last! Is she your mom?"
** "Is he Mormon?"
** "Devil take the cake!"
** "[[VideoGame/{{Kirby}} Dedede]]. Toad."
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