History Funny / BrendanBlaber

** The gag is then later expanded to Vyse being a closeted trans woman who loves women so much out of a sublimated desire to ''be'' one. It morphs into a RunningGag of [[TransparentCloset Vyse being very obviously in the closet about being trans]] and yet never able to connect the dots. Also, every time the flag of the Air Pirates comes up, the transgender flag is superimposed on top of it.

** The gag is then later expanded to Vyse being a closeted trans woman who loves women so much out of a sublimated desire to ''be'' one.

* Out of a desire to avoid being racist, the people of the South Asian-inspired country are given southern accents. Later, one of the key items is shown to be named the ''Maga'' Sphere!

* Will, on [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Giovanni]]: "I’d marry him for the money, then divorce to get half of it."

-->'''Arim:''' ''(seeing in the in-game timestamp)'' It's ''3:30 in the morning!'' In-universe, they've been talking to this guy for like ''five hours!''

-->'''Brendan:''' [[HopeSpot That's just fine.]] ''[beat]'' Oh, no it isn't.

'''Lord Remington:''' ''(pours the lemonade down the drain)'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice I regret the day I sired you.]]

'''Lord Remington:''' ''(pours the lemonade down the drain)'' I regretted the day I sired you.

* Every time one of the fan-made pokemon is seen for the first time, everyone on call cracks up at how [[Gonk ugly it is]].

-->'''Brendan:''' If you took a [whole] lemon and bit into it and the inside was mushroom. Ugh, and then the aftertaste is like rotten orange!

-->'''Brendan:''' When you get a colonoscopy...you have to drink this substance called Suprep. And it just makes you shit ''everything'', it just cleans you out.\\

-->'''Brendan:''' It's just so generic it sounds like an alien trying to catfish humans with products, like, "extant drink product! Consume with mouth-face!"

'''Lord Remington:''' ''(pours the lemonade down the drain)'' I regret the day I sired you.

* Remember [[RunningGag Lord Remington]]? Well, he shows up in person to review several of the more "artisinal" lemonade, and he's just as deliciously hammy as you'd expect a Victorian lemonade baron to be. His relationship with his son, Geoffrey, is so cartoonishly over the top that it CrossesTheLineTwice as soon as the latter's introduced.

-->"''Ingredients: Sparkling filtered water, maple syrup — you have'' failed."

* "Ingredients: Sparkling filtered water, maple syrup — you have ''failed.''"
** Brendan spends the next solid minute concocting every joke he can think of to insult the choice of maple syrup in lemonade, then [[BreathlessNonSequitur immediately admits that it smells amazing]] once he pours it - much to his and the cameraman's amusement.
** Regrettably, it still tastes awful. So awful that Brendan spits it out all over his face.

* It takes five different flavours before Brendan finally arrives at a chilling conclusion as to what powdered lemonade mixes taste like.
-->'''Brendan:''' When you get a colonoscopy… you have to drink this substance called Suprep. And it just makes you shit ''everything'', it just cleans you out.\\

!!!Professor Layton Vs Phoenix Wright:

* Laura reveals that she sees Hillary as her hero, a seemingly non-hamster related figure, which Kana finds good. She correctly guesses pre-emptively that Laura is going to do something creepy about her, stating that they're going to stalk her tomorrow. And she hamster anyways, which renders all good of this dead in the water.

* “The killer, is a human being! [[InsaneTrollLogic Unless it’s that cat! It’s a human or a cat!]]”
** Miles almost drops the cat theory when he finds a trail of human foot prints… until it is brought up that it could be Puss in Boots.

* Every time Brendan and company correctly identify the killer. At least once they do it several cases in advance, and eventually they start making a game out of it

* “But! The only people who seemed to gather around me were little girls sir! I thought I had no choice at that point, so...[[CrossesTheLineTwice I pulled my gun on them!]]”

* “...Such a legendary prosecutor is watching over and judging my performance! I’ll have to be perfect in every way!” ''(Beat, then moans weakly as he runs)''

* "Criminals have a way of incriminating themselves don't you think? Oooh, my shoulder hurts..."

* The video opens with a spoiler warning for ''VisualNovel/AceAttorneyInvestigationsMilesEdgeworth''… before admitting that [[TakeThat the game sucks so it’s not a problem]].

* ''(Shot of a first class passenger surrounded by bottles)'' “Buddy, I think you might have a problem!”
* Every time Brendan and company correctly identify the killer. At least once they do it several cases in advance.

--> ''(On the charges against Miles)'' “I never thought I’d see the day when a disciple of the House of Von Karma would…” ''(Manfred Von Karma, who was the killer in the DL-6 incident, flashes across the screen)'' “[[ExplainExplainOhCrap Wait a second…]]”

* Brendan declares that he’s having fun with the game. A title card interrupts, saying [[GilliganCut he would soon change his mind]].
* Case 3: The ''Franchise/ScoobyDoo'' adventure.
* Every instance of Agent Lang's name is replaced by another L word: Agent Long. A.K.A. Agent Lasagna, Agent Luigi, Agent Littlefoot, Agent Lactose Zi, and so on…
--> “Agent… ''LONG, LONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!''”

* “But! The only people who seemed to gather around me were little girls sir! I thought I had no choice at that point so I pulled my gun on them!”

* “…Such a legendary prosecutor is watching over and judging my performance! I’ll have to be perfect in every way!” ''(Beat, then moans weakly as he runs)''

* The [[{{Squick}} reactions]] to Defendant’s Fresh Milk…

* "These plants are like my children, in the ground."

* The game's [[DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment incessant need repeat itself]] really gets on the gang's nerves.
--> "Boy this game never uses ten words when a hundred will do."

* Alba: “I believe I told you earlier that I went to the bathroom. I didn’t go to the room that you call the bathroom; I simply… performed the action that you call ‘going to the bathroom’.”
** “I HAVE EXTRATERRITORIAL BATHROOM RIGHTS I CAN POOP ANYWHERE!”
** If the diaper doesn’t fit you must acquit.

* "Chuck it in me gobber and I'll give you a blowy!" "I wanna die now Savvy."

* [[RageBreakingPoint RED MOLE? RED MOLE!]]
* The games unsubtle chess motif is played for laughs, with Jello adding a Chess Counter in the corner of the screen whenever it's mentioned. They even comment that the logic chess sequences occur in a chess dimension.

** “It got really difficult to see the real fingerprints after I put my gorilla mitts all over them are rotated it in midair for your benefit.”

* The gang’s PTSD from the last game when Miles deduces the President will declare extraterritorial rights on his plane.

** Ray distracts Simon by clapping, which works somehow, giving Edgeworth time to look for the evidence, prompting him to ask Simon if he likes... '''CHESS.''' The Chess Counter promptly explodes as everyone comes in to say "Chess." Simon says that there's letter that proves he likes chess.

-->'''Aloha''': YES YES YES HER GOD I WANT HER TO DIVORCE ME

General examples relating to Brendan Blaber that don’t fall under any of his other projects. Beware unmarked spoilers.

[[folder:Dogs in Love]]
* The playthrough can be described as a “terrorism harem” anime… a “[[JustForPun harem-ism]]” anime if you will.
* Wes' EstablishingCharacterMoment is him and his Umbreon blowing up the cloning factory/bald guy convention, while his Espeon waits in the car. This would go on to have Umbreon become an AxCrazy BloodKnight and Espeon to become neurotic and afraid of everything going on around him, which is usually terrorism. [[OddCouple They're in love]], hence the title.[[labelnote:About the "dogs" part...]] The "dogs" part is because Wes believes [[InsaneTrollLogic that anything that can speak is a person, and that everything else is a dog. Mountains are also people, by this logic, as one called back to him when he asked if it was a dog.]] [[/labelnote]]
** And Rui, who can understand Pokémon, doesn’t understand that other humans can only ever hear the Pokémon repeating their names.
* Everyone in Phenac City is given a ValleyGirl voice, including Mayor Es Cade. He continues to talk that way after revealing his true identity as Evice.
* The reactions every time another trainer is revealed to have the game's trademark weird names.
--> '''Lenti:''' (during a battle against Miror B Peon Trudly) Pee on Trudly? I hardly know him!
* The Swablu, later named [[PunnyName Simphony]], has a FanGirl crush on Umbreon, and constantly makes threats against Espeon. [[BerserkButton This manages to actually piss Espeon off,]] who starts making his own threats against her, [[BullyingADragon which are very much more likely to happen than Simphony's.]] Umbreon remains oblivious to her attraction.
--> '''Espeon:''' You're like an inch tall. I could squish you and nobody would even find the body.
* Not shown in the [=YouTube=] compilation video: after catching Noctowl, Will & Jello do a WhosOnFirst bit with Umbreon attempting to talk to Noctowl (who just says "Who?"). Ending with...
--> '''Will & Jello:''' ''[at the same time]'' [[CallBack Callisto Yew]].
* "Those mountains look like absolute dogshit. (As Umbreon) Unlike my boyfriend, who looks like dog-great!"
* Justy becoming TheScrappy for the entire group.
* Espeon's cute nickname for his boyfriend is "Umby".
--> '''GRNPIKACHU:''' Um- Um- ''Umby''?
* Espeon, despite not being on board with the terrorism at all, ironically really enjoys crime shows. Which leads to...
--> '''Umbreon:''' You're gonna love this TV program I just found.
--> '''Espeon:''' This is just the evening news...
--> '''News Reporter:''' Breaking news: an Umbreon has blown up the Pentagon!
--> '''Espeon:''' What did you do?!
--> '''Umbreon:''' Surprise! Let me give you a criminal kiss! Mwah!
--> '''Espeon:''' I'm charmed but terrified.
* Team Snagem backwards is [[ItMakesSenseInContext Megan’s Meat]].
** Numel backwards is also "Megan's Meat."

[[folder:Dogs in Love 2]]
* Every time anybody says EXIT's name, they're actually telling him to leave.
* Chobin constantly speaks in third person to build a resistance to the first person disease. He also is a Gulpin given the body of a human and has two more mouths instead of eyes. His Unhealthy Sandals eventually regress him back to a Gulpin, now having two extra mouth-hands.
* "JOVI!"
* The Shitenou is comprised of four trainers: an unknown final trainer, Chobin, a random guy with a Pineco, and Chobin again.
* Jolteon, Umbreon and Espeon's son, is an AntiAntiChrist. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yup.]] Umbreon states that when he was heading out to donate to a surrogate, the ground cracked open and an egg popped out. [[FailedASpotCheck Umbreon thought this was a little gift from God, not knowing that God was up and not down.]] He also apparently mistook "terrorism" for "heroism," and all the terrorism he did during his and Espeon's escapades with Wes were because he thought he was being a good person.
** Umbreon and Espeon knew from there they had to raise Jolteon to be completely normal, resulting in a jovial, fearless, socially inept Pokemon who could also destroy the world. Oz notes the similarities to ''Literature/GoodOmens''.
** Jolteon doesn't comprehend death, a trait he inherited from Umbreon. He describes it as people just not talking for a while, and he thinks people crawling out of their graves is normal after witnessing [[BusCrash Simphony]] come back from the dead.
* Wound the Teddiursa is possessed, giving him a SplitPersonality, going from aggressive and deep-voiced to friendly and high-pitched. [[BaitAndSwitch However, the cutesy high-pitched voice is the being possessing him]], an angel the group assumes is looking over Jolteon. Wound is not happy at all with this.
* Poochey The Poocheyena is declared to be the daughter of the woman in Agate Village from Colosseum who is dating her Mightyena. She also has [[BodyHorror human fingers and a human eye]]. Upon evolving, she starts moving around on her fingers.
** Her family isn't much better; she has another mutant Poocheyena brother, and a Nincada named "Craig" as another brother, depicted with a human ear sprouting out of his side and two Poocheyena ears atop his head. It later turns out, there are a ''lot'' of Craigs. A Wailmer acts as their cultish prophet, beckoning Jolteon to kill him.
** Poochey is very modest about her musical talents, claiming she's not very good at it before giving a very, very good guitar solo. She later reveals that she was [[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn making the background music the entire time]]. The group attributes this to her having [[CursedWithAwesome human fingers and opposable thumbs.]]
* Crap Gorps becomes the BreakoutCharacter of the run. Despite the relative uselessness of Ledyba/Ledian the fun of doing his nasally/nerdy voice, status as Jolteon's best friend, and his dynamic with Jorge has continued to keep him on the team.
** As a Ledyba, he suffers from having a scaly carapace, which he sheds. His nose is also filled with scales.
** When he accidentally gets Poochey to think he and Jorge are making fun of her vampire impression, he flies into a rage, yelling at a Dunsparce using Rage for thinking he's any more angry than him, only to get disabled by a Jigglypuff. He then, without any emotion one way or the other, kills the Dunsparce with an Aerial Ace.
** In his first court case, he ended up getting thrown out for kissing the Makuhita prosecution. He currently feels completely neutral about the situation.
** Fighting an [[OlderThanTheyLook elderly Togepi]], Crap Gorps uses Sweet Kiss, realizing his first kiss was "making out with an 86 year old baby," forgetting the Makuhita incident. Tannenbaum says that'd make a good name for a song.
* Jorge (intentionally mispronounced as "Horj") is a wannabe cool teen that doesn't know what accent he's supposed to have. His trainer taught him a vampire accent, and Poochy believes him to be a vampire, but Jorge [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent is constantly switching accents every time he appears trying to hit that vampiric accent.]] Crap Gorps helps him with this, to some effect.
** Eventually, they start running out of accents, so they start doing outright voices and calling those accents, such as [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad]] or John Mulaney.
** During his debut fight, it's discussed that Jorge leans on any and every nearby object. In the illustration, he first leans on Jolteon, who [[LuminescentBlush starts blushing]]. After the camera pans over to Poochey, he's now [[MoodWhiplash standing on Crap Gorps, who is struggling to stay afloat]].
** The group encounters a Houndour with an actual vampire accent, possessing sharp, long fangs that it bites Jorge with. Upon evolving into a Houndoom, he finally gets the accent right but sprouts teeth on his head.
* Justy's back, and he's gone a little further off the deep end. Everyone in Phenac talks about how great a guy he is as he holds them at gunpoint with shock collars around their necks. Even worse, there's 6 of him. [[BrickJoke He has perfected Double Team to the point he can clone himself.]]
** He explains that he's not an incel, but a pre-[[StacysMom DILF]], or a Nascent Chad. It turns out that his evasion is so high anybody that tries to have sex with him can't thread the needle, which is barely helped by him throwing sand at them to lower their accuracy. By the end of it, he's alone in an expensive hotel with a dick covered in sand.
*** The above discussion has this exchange:
--> '''Umbreon''': Pretty sure we fucked you pretty hard the last time we met.
--> '''Justy''': SHUT. THE ''HELL'' UP!
** The hate for Justy is so strong that he becomes the "final boss" of the series, with the group putting off his pre-Gym until taking down Greevil. However, since his team's levels are better-scaled in ''XD'' to fit when you can first challenge him, the group decides to make things fair by doing a solo run...with Crap Gorps. And Crap Gorps beats Justy so hard that he ''loses his soul'' to [[DealWithTheDevil Wound the angel who he sold it to]]. The cherry on top is that instead of letting Brendan use his Justy voice for the post-battle conversation, Oz immediately [[DemonicPossession gives Justy the angel’s voice]], causing the whole group to burst into laughter.

[[folder:Who is the hottest Pokémon Character?]]
* The simple fact that this question derailed a "Dogs in Love" stream enough to be cut out into its own video.
* Marissa immediately answering [[VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield Leon]], explaining her choice shortly after as "He's so stupid". When the conversation properly gets to the ''Sword/Shield'' cast, she gets to go into more detail, consisting of statements like "no thoughts, head empty".
* Will, on [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Giovanni]]: "I’d marry him for the money, then divorce to get half of it."
* Marisa's attempt to justify [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Lance]] being on her hot list: "he got cape. he boi. he ginger." Brendan immediately counters that Childe from ''VideoGame/GenshinImpact'' would also fit that description, and Marisa adamantly denies that Childe is ginger.
* When talking about Clara, Brendan reads out the following comment from chat:
-->'''Aloha''': YES YES YES HER GOD I WANT HER TO DIVORCE ME
* Brendan's slow realization that he might have a thing for {{Silver Fox}}es, starting with claiming that [[VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield Kabu]], [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Blaine, and Agatha]] are all hot within the first few minutes, and ending with the video's description being "Why did I give a thumbs up to all the old people[[note]]not literally; he didn't like Gym Leader Pryce or Battle Maven Spenser, among others[[/note]], should I read into this?".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Please Play “Metal Wolf Chaos”]]
* "We're the good guys right?" "Yes."
** “IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE I KILL! WHAT MATTERS IS HOW MANY AMERICANS I SAVE! FOR I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!”
* [[{{Eagleland}} “EVERY AMERICAN SHOOTS OUT OF THE WOMB LIKE A BAZOOKA KNOWING HOW TO KILL!]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext NO TUTORIAL IS NEEDED!”]]
* "Finally, a {{Yandere}} I enjoy!"
[[/folder]]

* The games unsubtle chess motif is played for laughs, with Jello adding a Chess Counter in the corner of the screen whenever it's mentioned. They even comment that the logic chess sequences occurr in a chess dimension.

--> '''Umbreon''': Pretty sure we fucked you hard the last time we met.

* Brendan laughing at the fact that there are elevators in *the airplane.*