History Funny / BeingADIK

** If you're on Isabella's route, you pick up her call while assuming that she's a mermaid singing a song. She assumes that you're drunk and won't remember what she's telling you, prompting her to hang up early.

--> '''You''': But it’s got +5 attack damage against trolls.

** The fact that ''Quinn'' hesitates in offering you a smoke if you're on her route. Then she gives it to you anyway after you insist on having it.

--> '''You:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck. You.]]
* How does the MC cheer Riona up after she’s feeling down and telling him that it’s nothing? By ''treating nothing as if it were sentient and stabbing it to "death"''.
* If the MC is single and kisses Riona after cheering her up, he calls her a princess and Riona points out that she’s actually dressed as a cat. This leads to the following response from him:

** If you’re on Isabella's route, you pick up her call while assuming that she's a mermaid singing a song. She assumes that you’re drunk and won't remember what she's telling you, prompting her to hang up early.

** When John Boy approaches you, you poke his nose, and if you accepted Elena's shot in Episode 8, he'll ask you to rate how sexy she is. If you say that she's hot, you'll give her a rating of [[BrokeTheRatingScale 500]], and if you say she's not your type, you'll hold up five fingers as your response.

** If you're single and play your guitar at the campfire, you sing a song dedicated to those who are single, and it goes like this:

** The area with the lake becomes Christmas themed, complete with a snowy background, a Christmas tree, a "Welcome to The North Pole" sign, and a sleigh in the lake.
*** Clicking on the life ring results in you throwing the life ring out to the sleigh in an attempt to save Santa from drowning, only for you to draw the conclusion that Santa can't swim.
** And last but not least, the conversation you have with Riona on the park bench if you're single and went on an arcade date with her sees her playing as the [[OnlySaneMan only sane woman]] while you’re still tripping off of the mushroom, and it is both heartwarming and '''fucking glorious'''.

--> '''Riona''': Put it aside for a moment. I’ve got all the spells needed to protect you.

--> '''Riona''': Maybe it’s a stupid question, but are you guys having a good time?
--> '''You''': Huh? Yeah. Yeah. We [[{{Malaproper}} ate booze and drank some food]]. Then a gnome stole some cheese from us. Then we talked about sex and Arieth’s pregnancy.

--> '''Riona''': That’s gotta be the shrooms talking.

--> You look like a radiator today!

* After the confirmation of [[spoiler:Cathy's resignation]] at the end of Episode 7, Gen Ed at B&R requires replacement teachers. Derek prays for a teacher with "great tits and ass". The first time, the replacement teacher is an overweight male professor; but the second time, the teacher is Isabella. She expresses happiness at everyone having found the new classroom; GilliganCut to Dawe sitting, alone, in his spot at the back of the old classroom, apparently confused why no one else is present.

* If the MC is in a relationship with both Maya and Josy, him and Derek go to a store together, and Derek sees MC picking up flowers, candles, and other objects of romantic features. He then sees MC pick up a brand if soda which he recognizes as his sister's favorite brand, and blankly asks MC what he is going with his sister. The MC blows him off, and he asks the same question again, and is still not answered. Finally, Derek walks away from MC, and MC hears Derek ask it again, this time over the store's sound system.

!The game takes inspiration from college comedy movies and, as such, has many hilarious moments:
!!This page is WIP and will soon cover all Episodes that have been released (Episodes 1-8 as of right now).

* The intro that pops up when you start up the game for the first time is absolutely brilliant, as [=DrPinkCake=] plays the part of a grouchy and horny developer opposite Jill’s [[NiceGirl nice girl,]] capping off with him admitting that he would show his chest if it wasn’t hairy, [[IsThisThingStillOn then realizing that he forgot to shut the recording off.]]

* A bit later, when you get ready for your sort-of-date with Josy, you take a shower after a sparring session with your dad. While you're in there, you fantasize about how the night could go. One possible outcome you ponder is the possibility of Josy letting you "fuck [her] right there". Your dad is awkwardly standing outside hearing the whole thing, forcing you to come to your senses and continue getting ready.

* If you are FriendsWithBenefits with Sage, you'll be invited to the [=HOTs=] movie night. After the movie, in the bathroom, Sage talks about how there's no way to look attractive when brushing your teeth, to which you agree. She then tests the theory by brushing her teeth while staring seductively as if giving a blowjob. You point out that while that is attractive for her, it wouldn't work for you, and she agrees and says that you probably shouldn't do it. You have the option of doing it, to which Sage bursts out laughing.

* If you get Jade's lewd scene towards the end of the episode (done so by accepting her advances in Episode 3, as well as by 1) Having [=DIK=] affinity when you talk to Josy and Maya at the [=DIKs=] party or 2) Telling them you want to just stay friends if you have neutral or [=CHICK=] affinity), there will be a point where you'll have Jade against her window with no curtains drawn while a married man who lives in the building across watches through a telescope.
* The car wash is one of the funniest scenes in the entire game, especially when you get it for the very first time. You and Derek are on one "team", while '''every single [=HOT=] pledge''' is on another. As you can imagine, the [=HOTs=] are getting sales left and right, while you and Derek are lucky to get three, one of which is a burly guy that enjoys watching Derek washing his car in his skimpy outfit, and another being an elderly former teacher who Derek will get with if you didn't have sex with Jade; or if you did and didn't show him the proof. The whole scene is crafted perfectly in a comedic sense, juxtaposing the [=HOTs=] incredible success with their sex appeal with you and Derek in ridiculous outfits barely even getting one.

* When talking to Cathy in Bella's house, you try the honest approach. If you have [=DIK=] status, you say that even though the picture was spread on the internet, you don't think anybody saw "the good stuff", much to the embarrassment of Jill.
* Right afterwards, Bella opens up about her hazing experience in the '''O'''mega '''M'''u '''G'''amma fraternity. Both the MC and Jill burst out laughing at the acronym until Bella tells them to cork it or they're not getting the rest of the story.

* Three words: "Vodka fanny bullets". It shows how much party withdrawal the [=DIKs=] are experiencing by this point that Derek's idea of literally placing a tampon in vodka till it swells up and then [[AssShove inserting it rectally]] for (alleged) faster alcohol dispersal in the bloodstream seems like a good idea. The whole scene is laugh-out-loud funny, especially given that the MC is off to one side on the couch (joined by Jacob deciding ScrewThisImOuttaHere once he realizes the AssShove part) acting as the StraightMan first trying not to listen, and then asking somewhat confused questions about whether the rectal route is necessary.

* The intro that pops up when you start up the game for the first time is absolutely brilliant, as DrPinkCake plays the part of a grouchy and horny developer opposite Jill’s [[NiceGirl nice girl,]] capping off with him admitting that he would show his chest if it wasn’t hairy, [[IsThisThingStillOn then realizing that he forgot to shut the recording off.]]

** In an ironic twist, the helmet will quite literally cockblock you from getting close with Jill during the night, one of the few times picking a DIK choice will deny you a lewd scene

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--> '''You:''' Sure. Go get it. It’s in my room.

* Afterwards, when cleaning up the dildos and the mess in general, Derek says that he's never seen so many dildos in one place. You can make a joke about it regardless of status or affinity. The joke, at least with [=DIK=] status, is about how there's a bunch of dildos in Maya's (Derek's sister's) drawer. The joke can be funny in the moment but also crosses into "messed up" territory.

* At the [=DIKs=] party towards the end of the episode, you run into Mona basically blacked out sitting at one of the tables. After getting her another drink, she loudly tells you about how her and Camila both want to have sex with you.

* Near the end of episode 7, Tybalt makes his big presentation. The whole thing is funny, mostly because not only he considers middle class homes poor (and as Jill points out, one picture shows ''Bella's house''), but he made his assistant do all the footwork. The real punchline comes next: If the MC took a dick pic with Tybalt's phone way back on episode 5, not only is it displayed on a giant screen, but several women in the audience confirm it's him.

--> '''Riona:''' Haha! What the fuck? You're totally hammered! Looking to blow off some steam before the midterms?

--> '''You:''' You're absolutely right! I should chill with a drink. Excellent suggestion!

* Episode 8 features the return of you and Derek getting way too drunk, this time at the dorm party. By the time you wake up, you're sleeping in your bed next to what appears to be a woman in lingerie and panic at the prospect of having slept with someone while drunk out of your mind. Of course, that ''woman'' turns out to be Derek, and you find out that you got gum stuck in your hair. And peanut butter didn't help in getting the gum off.
* The dialogue you have with the other characters at the dorm party plays out normally enough if you're sober. However, try talking to them after having at least 3 drinks. The dialogue will actually change to reflect your drunken state! Some particularly hilarious parts include making dog sounds along with Elena, dancing in front of Tommy and Nick and telling Tommy that you love him too, and ending your conversation with Sally with “Sayonara!”.

** And it doesn't stop there either, as it gets even funnier if you agreed to find her stalker near the end of Episode 7. The scenes where you chase down the stalker at the dorm party go from relatively serious to nothing short of hilarious. Between calling the stalker ''cap guy'', stopping mid-chase to down even more shots, and burping right at the stalker's face once you catch him, the drunk version of the chase sequence becomes one of the funniest moments this game has to offer.

* During Episode 8 at the [=DIK's=] dining table, Heather sees John Boy give Elena his jacket, leading to her asking Tommy for his jacket and getting into an argument with him when he tells her to go get it herself. When she asks the MC for his input, you can have him crack a joke at her expense by repeating the same thing Tommy told her:

!!This page is WIP and will soon cover all Episodes that have been released (Episodes 1-6 as of right now).

* When Quinn proposes that she give you the number to her "restaurant", she asks if you get laid a lot. If you say that you do, she'll call you out for lying. If you say that you don't, she'll be confused as to why you wouldn't even lie about it.

** One of the funnier parts of the night, though, is the "guess the boobs" contest that you and Derek do. For one, Derek starts off by referring to the girls by descriptions of their boobs, ending with him calling Envy "old boobs". For another, regardless of how well you do at guessing the boobs, Derek doesn't do so well, and so he gets a second chance. What he doesn't know is that he ends up touching and even licking Stanley's chest. He's absolutely disgusted.
--> '''Derek:''' SOMEONE PUT A TITTY IN MY MOUTH TO GET RID OF THE AFTERTASTE!!

* Right aftwerwards, Bella opens up about her hazing experience in the '''O'''mega '''M'''u '''G'''amma fraternity. Both the MC and Jill burst out laughing at the acronym until Bella tells them to cork it or they're not getting the rest of the story.

* Near the end of episode 7, Tybalt makes his big presentation. The whole thing is funny, mostly because not only he considers middle class homes poor (and as Jill points out, one picture shows ''Bella's house''), but he made his assistant do all the footwork. The real punchline comes next: If the MC took a dick pic with Tybalt's phone way back on episode 5, not only is it displayed on a giant screen, but several women in the audience confirm it's him.

* After you find the suit, you have the option of going out to the balcony to signal to the [=DIKs=] that you're making progress. You do so by dancing around the banister like a stripper.

* Near the end of episode 7, Tybalt makes his big presentation. The whole thing is funny, mostly because not only he considers middle age homes poor neighborhoods (and as Jill points out, one picture shows ''Bella's house''), but he made his assistant do all the footwork. The real punchline comes next: If the MC took a dick pic with Tybalt's phone way back on episode 5, not only is it displayed on a giant screen, but several women in the audience confirm it's him.

* In episode 7, you can help Bella in the library. The main character for some reason becomes a very strict librarian. Sage and Maya have an important conversation, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent while the protagonist scolds a random student for leaving a book in the wrong place, only to find out later that the student was right after all.]]

* When escaping the prep mansion, Tybalt catches you before you can cross the security gate. He starts calling you names and telling you to leave. You have the option of sucker punching him on his own porch. Doing so constitutes as a Major [=DIK=] choice and will upset both Jill and Isabella later on, but it can be incredibly funny and satisfying to knock out such an annoying, fake posh, momma's boy.

** Regardless, she'll leave Jamie and you alone to get to class, calling him Jam-Jam as she leaves. You can make fun of Jamie for the nickname.

--> '''DIKs:''' GAY GUARD CATCHER!