History Film / ZorroTheGayBlade

* TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers: "This sword with which to fight injustice; this mask with which to deceive tyranny; and this hat which needs reblocking."

* AllInTheEyes: Used frequently.

--> '''Esteban:''' ''(completely flat)'' Muchas gracias.

* HeroicLineage / LegacyCharacter: The Vegas / Zorro.

* IResembleThatRemark: "Don Diego Vega. I'm with the greedy bloodsuckers."

* LoveableSexManiac: Don Diego establishes himself as this in the very first scene.
-->'''Don Diego:''' Garcia, I am astonished you would enter my house without my permission!\\

* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: Admit it, you want to see that "salad" outfit.

* SexlessMarriage: Esteban and Florinda ... almost.
--> '''Florinda:''' Do you know he only makes love to me 12 times a year?
--> '''Don Diego:''' Well, once a month is not so bad.
--> '''Florinda:''' No, he makes love to me [[MathematiciansAnswer 12 times in one night]] and then, zip, nothing!
--> '''Don Diego:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Tell me, on that one night, does he eat]] [[KissingUnderTheInfluence anything special? Oysters? Raw eggs?]]
--> '''Florinda:''' [[FanDisservice Garlic. A lot of garlic.]]
* ShapedLikeItself: Zorro to his first rescuee:
--> "Your gratitude is thanks enough!"

* StealthInsult: Possibly by accident. Esteban notes that Zorro would not miss an opportunity to make a fool of him. Velasquez says that he hopes he's right.
** Bonus points for Esteban's reaction, a look that just says "Really, dude?"

* VotOcksent: A lovely ActingForTwo moment, to boot:
-->'''Don Diego:''' ''(to Paco)'' There is e-somethin' wrong wid his bowels.
-->'''Bunny:''' ''My [[ToiletHumor what]]''?
-->'''Don Diego:''' Joo ''bowels''. Joo ''ah''s, joo ''ee''s, joo ''joo''s.

* YouFightLikeACow
-->'''Esteban:''' Is your blade as sharp as your tongue?\\
'''Zorro:''' Is yours as dull as your wit?

--> '''Don Diego:''' That is a little more like it!

* WeaponSpecialization: Diego uses a rapier to fight. Bunny goes armed with a whip.

--> '''Don Diego:''' That is a little more like it!

''Zorro, the Gay Blade'' is a parody of the ''Franchise/{{Zorro}}'' franchise, directed by Creator/PeterMedak and starring Creator/GeorgeHamilton as [[ActingForTwo both of the original Zorro's twin sons]] -- the flirtatious playboy Don Diego de la Vega and the CampGay Bunny Wigglesworth, né Ramón de la Vega.

* WhipItGood: Diego uses a rapier to fight. Bunny goes armed with a whip.

* DeathGlare: Esteban shoots one to his spy when the sap implies he deserves a reward for his services. [[WhatAnIdiot He presses his luck.]]

-->'''Esteban:''' Say something like a sissy-boy.
-->'''Don Diego:''' ''[in his normal voice]'' "Something like a sissy-boy."

* ThemeNaming: All the caballeros are California placenames with "Don" instead of "San": Diego, Francisco, Fernando, Jose, [[UpToEleven Luis Obispo]].

** It is ''[[TropeNamer Zorro]]'', [[GratuitousSpanish si?]]. Although at one point, Bunny does get a little over-enthusiastic and spells out the ''whole name'' ... with a ''[[UpToEleven whip]]''. See ShoutOut.

* BigBeautifulWoman: Esteban is instantly smitten by Margarita Wigglesworth (Bunny in drag). While Bunny's broad frame doesn't seem to make for convincing woman, [[ChubbyChaser Esteban is nonetheless enthralled at once.]]

* DeadpanSnarker: Bunny trades in his [[CampGay usual swishiness]] to become this when he is masquerading as a monk to fool Esteban.

* FailedASpotCheck: Both the 50-year-old wanted poster inside the fencing dummy and the new one created by Esteban show Zorro masked from the nose down. Given that Zorro wears an oversized DominoMask, this qualifies as a sight gag.

* ZorroMark: It is ''[[TropeNamer Zorro]]'', [[GratuitousSpanish si?]]. Although at one point, Bunny does get a little over-enthusiastic and spells out the ''whole name'' ... with a ''[[UpToEleven whip]]''. See ShoutOut.

* RealityEnsues: Diego jumps from a second-floor window to escape pursuit ... and injures himself severely enough to force his Zorroing into a siesta.

''Zorro, the Gay Blade'' is a parody of the ''Franchise/{{Zorro}}'' franchise, starring Creator/GeorgeHamilton as [[ActingForTwo both of the original Zorro's twin sons]] -- the flirtatious playboy Don Diego de la Vega and the CampGay Bunny Wigglesworth, né Ramón de la Vega.

* ThrowingOffTheDisability: Soon after Diego!Zorro is seen limping away with an injured foot, Esteban visits Diego, who manages to power through the pain and walk normally enough to dispel suspicion.

I do not call you by name because I do not know [[ChekhovsGunman which of you two brothers]] will be the one to read this, but whoever does inherits the greatest gifts I possess. This [[HeroesPreferSwords sword]] with which to fight injustice; this [[TheCowl mask]] with which to deceive tyranny; and this [[NiceHat hat]] which needs reblocking. Wear them with honor, for in time of need it is the destiny of [[HeroicLineage the Vega men]] to become Zorro.''

''Zorro, the Gay Blade'' is a parody of the ''{{Franchise/Zorro}}'' franchise, starring Creator/GeorgeHamilton as [[ActingForTwo both of the original Zorro's twin sons]] -- the flirtatious playboy Don Diego de la Vega and the CampGay Bunny Wigglesworth, né Ramón de la Vega.

* AnnoyingLaugh: Bunny's campy, belting giggle, very much so.