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* EliteMooks: Majestic agents are the strongest regular enemies in the first game and are only deployed en masse at the final alert level. They possess powerful weaponry, lots of health, and can forcibly strip away Crypto's [=HoloBob=] disguise if he stands near one of them for too long. The remake also allows them to use grenades and gives their laser weaponry the ability to briefly disable Crypto's weapons and jetpack on hit.



* TacticalSuicideBoss: While the first phase of the Roboprez battle is mostly a BulletHell segment, the other two phases consist of an escalating amount of missile spam. These missiles deal a lot of damage to the saucer, but at this point you should've upgraded the saucer's AttackReflector ability to redirect incoming missiles to their source, so all you have to do is circle the mecha at a safe distance while it's being taken apart by its own weapons. Even his BeamSpam attack becomes more of a threat to him than you if you have a fully-upgraded Sonic Boom, which reflects his barrages and deals increased damage when it does.

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* TacticalSuicideBoss: While In the remake, while the first phase of the Roboprez battle is mostly a BulletHell segment, the other two phases consist of an escalating amount of missile spam. These missiles deal a lot of damage to the saucer, but at this point you should've upgraded the saucer's AttackReflector ability to redirect incoming missiles to their source, so all you have to do is circle the mecha at a safe distance while it's being taken apart by its own weapons. Even his BeamSpam attack becomes more of a threat to him than you if you have a fully-upgraded Sonic Boom, which reflects his barrages and deals increased damage when it does.
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* MsFanservice: Natalya is a bombshell of a woman who wears tight suits with very little imagination and one of them showing off her impressive cleavage. This is carried over into the remake with the new graphical quality greatly improving her SpyCatsuit. The ending of the remake takes it [[UpToEleven up to eleven]] where instead of her and Crypto lounging in his saucer, they take a vacation to Takoshima where she has a SexySurfacingShot from the surf whilst wearing an orange bikini, [[Film/DrNo Honey Rider]] style

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* MsFanservice: Natalya is a bombshell of a woman who wears tight suits with very little imagination and one of them showing off her impressive cleavage. This is carried over into the remake with the new graphical quality greatly improving her SpyCatsuit. The ending of the remake takes it [[UpToEleven up to eleven]] where instead of features her and Crypto lounging in his saucer, they take taking a vacation to Takoshima where she has a SexySurfacingShot from the surf whilst wearing an orange bikini, [[Film/DrNo Honey Rider]] stylestyle.
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* MsFanservice: Natalya is a bombshell of a woman who wears tight suits with very little imagination and one of them showing off her impressive cleavage. This is carried over into the remake with the new graphical quality greatly improving her SpyCatsuit.

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* MsFanservice: Natalya is a bombshell of a woman who wears tight suits with very little imagination and one of them showing off her impressive cleavage. This is carried over into the remake with the new graphical quality greatly improving her SpyCatsuit. The ending of the remake takes it [[UpToEleven up to eleven]] where instead of her and Crypto lounging in his saucer, they take a vacation to Takoshima where she has a SexySurfacingShot from the surf whilst wearing an orange bikini, [[Film/DrNo Honey Rider]] style

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* CatchPhrase: At least once per game he has to scream [[TitleDrop the title of the series]] in as dramatic a fashion as possible.


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* CharacterCatchphrase: At least once per game he has to scream [[TitleDrop the title of the series]] in as dramatic a fashion as possible.
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The protagonist of the ''Destroy All Humans!'' series. Crypto is a member of a race of aliens called the Furons, who all clone themselves due to their race's [[NonHumansLackAttributes lack of genitalia]], Crypto himself having been cloned at least 139 times in-lore. He is on a mission to invade and conquer Earth to harvest human brainstems, which contain Pure Furon DNA, in order to save his race from extinction due to [[CloneDegeneration Clone Degeneration]], but this also won't stop him from having fun as he goes, either through wanton destruction or debauchery.

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The protagonist of the ''Destroy All Humans!'' series. Crypto is a member of a race of aliens called the Furons, who all clone themselves due to their race's [[NonHumansLackAttributes lack of genitalia]], Crypto himself having been cloned at least 139 times in-lore. He is on a mission to invade and conquer Earth to harvest human brainstems, which contain Pure Furon DNA, in order to save his race from extinction due to [[CloneDegeneration Clone Degeneration]], CloneDegeneration, but this also won't stop him from having fun as he goes, either through wanton destruction or debauchery.












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* AdaptationalVillainy: Its mentioned in ''Reprobed'' that he's had a price on Natalya's head for years, whereas in the original he simply compliments her after they destroy the KGB's spores. This clears up a PlotHole in "From Russia With Guns" where his men go after her alongside the KGB.
* AgentPeacock: A highly competent Majestic agent and a surprisingly durable fighter... who's also an effete, refined fashion plate, dressing in a robin egg blue Carnaby Street mod suit with an added frilly cravat. His ''Reprobed'' design uses the additional levels of detail on his new model to make him look even fancier than before.
* ArcVillain: Revealed to be this for Albion in the city's penultimate mission, where he takes Crypto in for questioning and tries to kill him afterwards.
* ClassyCravat: Wears a cravat underneath his suit to emphasize his flamboyancy.

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* AdaptationalVillainy: Its It's mentioned in ''Reprobed'' that he's had a price on Natalya's head for years, whereas in the original he simply compliments her after they destroy the KGB's spores. This clears up a PlotHole in "From Russia With Guns" where his men go after her alongside the KGB.
* AgentPeacock: A He's a highly competent Majestic agent and a surprisingly durable fighter... who's also an effete, refined fashion plate, dressing in a robin egg blue Carnaby Street mod suit with an added frilly cravat. His ''Reprobed'' design uses the additional levels of detail on his new model to make him look even fancier than before.
* ArcVillain: Revealed He's revealed to be this for Albion in the city's penultimate mission, where he takes Crypto in for questioning and tries to kill him afterwards.
* ClassyCravat: Wears He wears a cravat underneath his suit to emphasize his flamboyancy.



* DefiantToTheEnd: Spends his last moments mocking Crypto's arrogance, and ''Reprobed'' includes him reaching out for his ParasolOfPain just before he expires.

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* DefiantToTheEnd: Spends He spends his last moments mocking Crypto's arrogance, and ''Reprobed'' includes him reaching out for his ParasolOfPain just before he expires.



* {{Foreshadowing}}: After Crypto fatally wounds him, Ponsonby laments how all the international Majestic sectors fell to aliens. When Crypto corrects him by stating he only dismantled the American sector, he angrily asks him if he thinks he's the only alien on Earth before dying. Orthopox simply brushes it off as him going crazy, but its later revealed that [[spoiler:Ponsonby was referring to the Blisk]].

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* {{Foreshadowing}}: After Crypto fatally wounds him, Ponsonby laments how all the international Majestic sectors fell to aliens. When Crypto corrects him by stating he only dismantled the American sector, he angrily asks him if he thinks he's the only alien on Earth before dying. Orthopox simply brushes it off as him going crazy, but its it's later revealed that [[spoiler:Ponsonby was referring to the Blisk]].



-->'''Ponsonby:''' You bastard... you finally did it... M16 was all there was left... The last of the Majestic agencies... All the others... the French, the Mongolian station... the Argentinians... every one of them, destroyed by... aliens...

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-->'''Ponsonby:''' [[DyingSmirk You? Ha ha ha...]] You cosmic egomaniac, you think this is all about you? Oh the irony - beaten by a solipsistic simpleton from space... [[KilledMidSentence You actually believe you're the only-]]

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-->'''Ponsonby:''' [[DyingSmirk You? Ha ha ha...]] You you cosmic egomaniac, you think this is all about you? Oh the irony - -- beaten by a solipsistic simpleton from space... [[KilledMidSentence You you actually believe you're the only-]]






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A warrior race of arthropod-like aliens who originally inhabited Mars, defeated by the Furons during an event called the Martian War. The stragglers managed to escape and crash-land on Earth, specifically the north of Siberia, causing the famous Tunguska Event of 1908 in-universe. Their goal is to irradiate Earth from their second base on the moon and transform it into a Blisk paradise like Mars once was. [[spoiler:They're also the main force behind the game's events, as well as the leading power of the Soviet Union for decades behind the scenes.]]

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Premier of the Soviet Union and the mastermind behind the KGB's operations across the globe, including the attack on Crypto's mothership. He's plotting to eliminate Furon DNA by destroying humanity itself, an act that seems incredibly genocidal for a world leader. [[spoiler:Except he's also a Blisk under a human disguise, seeking to transform Earth into a new home for his race to prosper in after the destruction of Mars by the hands of the Furons.]]

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Premier of the Soviet Union and the mastermind behind the KGB's operations across the globe, including the attack on Crypto's mothership. He's plotting to eliminate Furon DNA by destroying humanity itself, an act that seems incredibly genocidal for a world leader. [[spoiler:Except he's also a Blisk under a human disguise, seeking to transform Earth into a new home for his race to prosper in after the destruction of Mars by the hands of the Furons.]]












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* MarsNeedsWomen: Crypto abducts her for study to see if the Furon DNA contained within the human race can help the Furon's overcome their CloningBlues.

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* ChurchOfHappyology: A cult led by a former sci-fi author who abbreviates his first name to an initial, with a doctrine that involves aliens, and a name that ends in “-ology”.
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** The umbrella he carries around makes Ponsonby a reference to [[Series/TheAvengers John Steed]] as well. His concept art shows him wearing a bowler hat, and concept art shows he was intended to have a female partner at one point in development.

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** The umbrella he carries around makes Ponsonby a reference to [[Series/TheAvengers [[Series/TheAvengers1960s John Steed]] as well. His concept art shows him wearing a bowler hat, and concept art shows he was intended to have a female partner at one point in development.
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* AnythingThatMoves: Will offer "to do" Crypto in her tent should he apologize after insulting Bongwater, no matter the gender of the hippie he's possessing.
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* MercyKill: What the remaining human mind of Kojira seeks, but this is ultimately [[AvertedTrope averted]]; Crypto does defeat the monster, but she reverts to her original human form afterwards, still alive but in a state of shock. He spares her life, and tosses money to pay for the therapy she needs afterwards.

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* MercyKill: What the remaining human mind of Kojira seeks, but this is ultimately [[AvertedTrope averted]]; Crypto does defeat the monster, but she reverts to her original human form afterwards, still alive but in a state of shock. shock in the original while maintaining a monstrous mind in ''Reprobed''. He spares her life, and tosses money to pay for the therapy she needs afterwards.afterwards in the original while letting her wander off in the remake. She is even seen again at the end of the remake.
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* TooKinkyToTorture: When Orlov states he presumed Crypto to have been an alien coming to infect him, one choice of dialogue is to threaten him. If done, rather than be intimidated, Orlov states he suddenly feels turned on, prompting Crypto to end that conversation branch.
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* MercyKill: What the remaining human mind of Kojira seeks, but this is ultimately [[AvertedTrope averted]]; Crypto does defeat the monster, but she reverts to her original human form afterwards, still alive but in a state of shock.

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* MercyKill: What the remaining human mind of Kojira seeks, but this is ultimately [[AvertedTrope averted]]; Crypto does defeat the monster, but she reverts to her original human form afterwards, still alive but in a state of shock. He spares her life, and tosses money to pay for the therapy she needs afterwards.
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* AlmightyJanitor: He was brought along for the invasion of Earth as the mothership's janitor, but once the Soviets nuke the mothership, he can be unlocked, and upgraded, as [[AttackDrone a floating holographic projector that attacks enemies,]] and allow Crypto some breathing room to fight back or retreat and regroup.
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* BonusBoss: The fight with him is done as an Odd Job after clearing Shen Long's story missions, requiring Crypto to take down his helicopter using the Saucer.
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* RatedMForManly: An attractive, sensitive, intelligent, super-strong man who writes poetry and ''wrestles bears'' in his spare time.
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* HeroAntagonist: 50's [[PatrioticFervor jingoism]] aside, Armquist is simply a military leader genuinely trying to protect humanity from an extraterrestrial threat, and clearly [[JurisdictionFriction isn't happy]] about working with Majectic, nor approves of their [[ShadowGovernment plots]].

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* HeroAntagonist: 50's [[PatrioticFervor jingoism]] aside, Armquist is simply a military leader genuinely trying to protect humanity from an extraturestial threat, and clearly [[JurisdictionFriction isn't happy]] about working with Majectic, nor approves of their [[ShadowGovernment plots]].

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*AuthoritySoundsDeep: Fitting for the top of the Furon pantheon, he has a loud, deep, echoing voice.
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* HeroicAntagonist: [[PatrioticFervor Jingoism]] aside, Armquist is simply a military leader genuinely trying to protect humanity from an extraturestial threat, and clearly [[JurisdictionFriction isn't happy]] about working with Majectic, or approves of their ShadowGoverment scheming.

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* ChromeDomePsi: Psychic agents go hatless and have noticeable bald heads. In the remake, they also get [[MyBrainIsBig enlarged craniums]] and [[AmazingTechnicolorPopulations grey skin]].

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* BadassBaritone: Fitting for the top of the Furon pantheon, he has a loud, deep, echoing voice.
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* BeautyIsNeverTarnished: After her defeat, she looks mostly the same except for traces of mutated skin, glowing eyes and dirty clothing.

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* BeautyIsNeverTarnished: After her defeat, she looks mostly the same except for as she was before her transformation. Though ''Reprobed'' partially subverts this as she now has traces of mutated skin, glowing green eyes and dirty clothing.



* CameBackWrong: In ''Reprobed'', she returns to her human form post-defeat, albeit with traces of mutated skin, red eyes and growling monstrously.

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* KickTheSonOfABitch: While Crypto does forcibly out Eddie to Reeny, Reeny's transphobia paints her in an unflattering light.

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* PhraseCatcher: Crypto gets called "little green man!" a lot.

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* PhraseCatcher: Crypto gets called "little green man!" a lot.lot, much to his displeasure.



* PsychopathicManchild: He shows some shades of this with how excited he is to kill humans and blow stuff up, and how conversely distasteful he is of having to save humans or go stealthy. Not helping matters is this line when he faces off with [[spoiler:the Blisk Warship]] in the second game:
-->'''Crypto:''' About freakin' time! Enough pussyfootin' around - me wanna make boom-boom!



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* SonOfAnApe: His go-to insult for humans.humans is distastefully calling them "monkeys".



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'''Crypto:''' Resist this''.''this''. *squish*

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** If Crypto has to speak to him to start a mission, he will be completely unaware of Crypto being out of his disguise or gunfire. He'll only cower if he is shot at. Presumably it is due to being ''really'' baked.

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-->'''Crypto''': Ever been to Capitol City?
-->'''The Freak''': Yes-- I mean, no! What would I be doing in a town of squares and politicians? And I ain't ever been to 'nam either.
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* NeverLearnedToRead: Played for laughs in "''Path of the Furon''". While on the 4th Ring of Furon, Crypto and Pox are [[BreakingTheFourthWall talking about how the player has probably heard this dialogue before from a previous playthrough and the Creator/THQ market report reveals that 20% of their playerbase is female]], where Pox shamefully admits he can't read.

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* NeverLearnedToRead: Played for laughs in "''Path of the Furon''". While on the 4th Ring of Furon, Crypto and Pox are [[BreakingTheFourthWall talking about how the player has probably heard this dialogue before from a previous playthrough and the Creator/THQ THQ market report reveals that 20% of their playerbase is female]], where Pox shamefully admits he can't read.
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* LargeHam: Whenever he gets excited or angry, you can count on him to start leaving teeth marks on the scenery. Comes with the territory of being voiced by Creator/RichardStevenHorvitz.
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* ShadowGovernment: While ''on paper'' they represent a branch of America's military, they are actually working to use Cold War hysteria and stolen Furon tech and DNA to reduce the president into a puppet that works for them, becoming the sole authority in control of the world. The fact that we find out that there are branches of Majestic in the rest of the world (or there ''were'' before the Blisk acted out) in the sequel compounds the trope further.

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* RatedMForManly: An attractive, sensitive, intelligent, super-strong man who writes poetry and ''wrestles bears'' in his spare time.



-->'''Ponsonby:''' "You bastard... you finally did it... M16 was all there was left... The last of the Majestic agencies... All the others... the French, the Mongolian station... the Argentinians... every one of them, destroyed by... aliens..."
-->'''Crypto:''' "That last round musta scrambled your synapses. I only took down the American Majestic. Silhouette's Majestic."
-->'''Ponsonby:''' "[[DyingSmirk You? Ha ha ha...]] You cosmic egomaniac, you think this is all about you? Oh the irony - beaten by a solipsistic simpleton from space... [[KilledMidSentence You actually believe you're the only-]]"

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-->'''Black Ninja Leader:''' ''"We are only wearing black until they make something ''darker''!"''

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* PerkyFemaleMinion: She works as an intern for the secret KGB base in Takoshima, even helping film a video showing her transformation, where she waves cheerfully to the camera before she gets ScaledUp.




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* WhoWouldBeStupidEnough: Uses the line when revealing just what he really is, asking what sane being would be insane enough to risk a nuclear war that would destroy their own planet. Someone ''else's'' planet, though...
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