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WillBGood Since: Jan, 2011
Dec 19th 2023 at 4:41:32 PM •••

The Image Pickin' forum is locked, but I feel like either we should change/delete the caption under the current image or replace the image. Conan's not wearing a bikini if his legs are covered!

If people are open to changing the image, I suggest one based on this Reddit post: https://www.reddit.com/r/minipainting/comments/ltowsb/red_sonja_and_conan_ready_for_battle_a_couple_of/

MrStranger616 Since: Feb, 2020
Jul 1st 2022 at 3:25:28 PM •••

I have no idea what the point of this even is, and don't say Rule of Sexy, because that's not what armor is for!

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TheBigBopper Since: Jan, 2013
Jul 1st 2022 at 8:38:07 PM •••

I figure that people like to watch cool fights, and they also like to look at sexy people. You could have both of those in a work of fiction by keeping the nudity or revealing outfits confined to the non-combat scenes, but who knows? Maybe the creators find it more efficient to just combine those aspects of entertainment regardless of whether it makes practical sense.

The funny thing is that I have never seen comments from the public about how they like the revealing armors, but I've seen plenty of videos or comments from people who are annoyed at it being sexist/distracting/impractical. Is it just that the creators think Viewers Are Morons, or is there actually a silent majority who likes the sexy armors yet keeps their thoughts to themselves, while the complainers like you and me only hear each other's shared opinion in our internet echo chamber?

On the other hand I cannot rule out the possibility that some people have a specific fetish for sexualized armor, just like there are people who have fetishes towards certain kinds of underwear or swimsuits. Maybe it's something about the contrast between cold steel and warm flesh? The fact that hentai websites sometimes have a "metal armor" tag could be evidence for that hypothesis. I don't know if this fetish is common enough to affect the marketing of more mainstream productions, but what if it's more common than I thought?

willofone Since: Jan, 2014
Oct 17th 2020 at 6:25:28 AM •••

This whole paragraph is rife with artistic license physics trying to pass it as reality "A downplayed feminine version is the so-called "boobplate", which is a breastplate that doesn't expose flesh but is shaped with individual breast cups. As sometimes depicted—with deep cleavage and no room for protective garments—this could be a dangerous design. In combat the deep cleavage would transmit the impact of a heavy blow directly to the breastbone, potentially fracturing it and perhaps even killing the wearer" for starters the force of the blow would get greatly reduced if it hits one of the protuberances, its the same logic of bullet proofing a vehicle by making the plating on angle, second there is issue that armor hips where also made like that presicely to prevent killng blows to the abdomen, it could be argued flat armor would be actually more dangerous and unrealistic than the so called "boobplate" because it would be easier to get hit with blow deformation, and that is not getting on the issue of armor aesthetics that go from even before the ancient greeks, the paragraph seems to asume a lot of things without real basis on reality.

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TheBigBopper Since: Jan, 2013
Oct 17th 2020 at 7:28:06 AM •••

I think the idea is that it would cave in the sternum if the thrust of blow went right between the breasts and into the cleavage (as opposed to hitting either one of the protuberances), but I too watched the Shadiversity video where he pointed out that the wasp waist of a medieval cuirass is similarly shaped without having been considered a weak spot, and I agree that the danger of boob plate armor has gotten overblown into a meme. A devil's advocate might say that's not a fair comparison because the wasp waist of a cuirass goes into the natural waist between the rib cage and pelvis where there’s only muscle and soft tissue—unlike an exaggerated boob plate where the concave shape might sit directly on the sternum—and that even if the wasp waist is concave in the vertical plane there is still a convex shape in the horizontal plane as it wraps around the waist, which would distribute the force of a blow to the whole waist instead of just concentrating it on one point. In addition to looks, the wasp waist also has the functional purpose of transferring the weight of the cuirass onto the hips instead of the shoulders, while boob cleavage is a purely cosmetic feature. Even having said that, it’s quite a stretch. I find it hard to imagine anything short of a couched lance with a lance arrest delivering enough force to drive a cleavage point into the sternum, and the breastplate would have to be more poorly designed than most fictional examples in order for that to happen. I think that what happened is I I tried to remove or downplay the dangers of boob plate statement, and someone else put it back. In order to avoid an edit war, I settled for just putting in more caveats.

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willofone Since: Jan, 2014
Oct 17th 2020 at 1:55:00 PM •••

Its the first time I hear about this shadiversity channel,my knowledge came more from spanish and roman history that I studied on college and some mythbusters episodes

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alockwood1 Since: Nov, 2017
Oct 18th 2020 at 8:18:33 AM •••

It's a fun Youtube channel - guy likes to talk about Medieval stuff, and tries to realistically apply this information to the Fantasy genre - for instance, "What weapons would a Centaur really use?" Then there's the discussions he has on weapons that are under-represented in Fiction, like the Mancatcher - which was an effective way to take armored opponents prisoner, so that they could be held for ransom, and how they could be utilized by a slaver-type character.... lots of fun.

NubianSatyress Since: Mar, 2016
Oct 19th 2020 at 12:19:37 AM •••

"It could be argued that flat armor woould be actually more dangerous and unrealistic than the so called "boobplate".

For me to buy this argument, you'd have to show that most male knights/warriors used boobs (no, not sculpted pecs or abs—actual round boobs) on their armor for the better protection. Otherwise, the argument holds no weight. If flat armor was worse, then male soldiers would have added boobs on their armor to have an advantage.

Beyond that, I'd need to see a source. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidencem, after all.

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willofone Since: Jan, 2014
Oct 24th 2020 at 10:33:25 PM •••

Its the same principle as the waist of this armor https://i.imgur.com/x56sbUk.jpg ,also search for "maximilian cuirass", about the flat armor see the myth busters episodes about ballistic survival. It also is aplied for shoulder pauldrons that protect the neck, under the premise of the article it would postulate that all shoulder armor like this one https://www.sword-wholesale.com/v/vspfiles/photos/MI51-1-2.jpg?v-cache=1441960516 would had resulted on diagonal cuts from the clavicle.

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hoodiecrow Since: Sep, 2009
Jan 2nd 2021 at 5:52:07 AM •••

The real-life physics behind this is well-known since the Middle Ages. Any strong hit on a convex surface of rigid armour, say the outside of a big bowl of tempered steel (abstracting a regular breastplate), absorbs the force of the hit by compressing the bowl in concentric rings, distributing the force to every part of the bowl and prevents deformation of the bowl. Any hit nearer the rim is deflected and reduces the force the bowl has to handle. A small remainder of the force goes to press the armour piece against the user's upper body, usually not a problem if the user has padding beneath.

If you hit the inside of the bowl (abstracting a boobplate), all hits will be deflected towards the middle, with the deflection removing some force, but as the hit comes to rest near the bottom, a lot more force remains than with deflection on the outside of the bowl. The remaining energy will partly go to stretch the armour, and mostly to deforming the middle. If the energy is sufficiently high, it will make a dent or a tear in the armour. Even with padding, this will be painful. If the weapon is a combat lance, the armour user will be skewered.

And this isn't even the main reason why boobplate is dangerous.

willofone Since: Jan, 2014
Jul 17th 2021 at 10:10:25 AM •••

"The real-life physics behind this is well-known since the Middle Ages" try learn actual physics and history man, for starters armors are designed with cavities between the plate and the body to give movility to the person using it, and many of the plates of armor are diferent pieces of a full set to better absorb the force of impact, there is a huge difference on the mechanics of a round depresion like a bowl and a cavity between two protuberances especially taking in account variables like position, weight and gravity, also in the case of your armor deformation by force argument you seem to think that all force against an armor always concentrates on a single place instead of many diferent places to diminish impact, and most of all you seem to think that armors are always impervious to damage instead of needing constant repair and maintenance like it does on reality so that argument about damage overtime is more a problem of irresponsibility of the user than a practical problem of an armor itself, lastly it seems that my argument argument has been misunderstood the problem with the paragraph isnt "the attack against boobplat huar huar" its the misinformation that is the "obvious common knowledge" that assumes stuff factually wrong about how armour mechanics in general actually work.

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SeptimusHeap MOD (Edited uphill both ways)
Mar 23rd 2021 at 7:15:17 AM •••

Linking to a past Trope Repair Shop thread that dealt with this page: Rename, started by AssButt on Dec 11th 2010 at 2:34:33 AM

"For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled." - Richard Feynman
SeptimusHeap MOD (Edited uphill both ways)
Mar 20th 2021 at 11:56:03 AM •••

Previous Trope Repair Shop thread: Unclear Description, started by TropeEater on May 14th 2012 at 5:27:08 PM

"For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled." - Richard Feynman
spydre Since: Nov, 2011
Jun 6th 2020 at 6:03:01 AM •••

I don't get the rationale for not including real life examples. The only reason I can think of is to avoid posting porn images. But since any real life examples would have to be preparing for actual, real life battle, that seems unlikely to happen.

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alockwood1 Since: Nov, 2017
Jun 6th 2020 at 3:21:18 PM •••

Basically, whomever it was that removed it decided to place it under No Real Life Examples.

Funny enough, this actually did exist, only with an obvious gender-flip, for the most part, as it were. Some groups, like the Celts of the Roman Empire-era, and the Zulus of Africa, went into battle wearing little armor, beyond a big shield. Likewise, during the age of plate armor, that are surviving examples that have incorporated armored codpieces into the design.

spydre Since: Nov, 2011
alockwood1 Since: Nov, 2017
Jun 7th 2020 at 7:47:16 PM •••

I'd advise against it. I'm just a regular user, so I would't know all the rules about that situation anyways.

On plus side, it's already covered in the information section of the page anyways.

mirh Since: Feb, 2017
Feb 4th 2019 at 9:35:36 AM •••

An attempted downplay of this that still annoys well-informed audiences is the "boobplate", which is a chest piece that doesn't expose flesh but has individual breast cups. While it appears to less knowledgeable people to combine practicality with femininity, in real combat, such a piece could be highly dangerous to the wearer, as a breastplate with deep breast cleavage would transmit the impact of any blow directly to the breastbone, potentially fracturing it.

Then just do not have a deep cleavage (ie. add more volume to the breast, rather than cutting back in the middle)?

It especially strikes me as presumptuous argument, after having appreciated Shadiversity's take on the matter (spoiler: unless you are making a historical game about Medieval Europe, boobplate is totally realistic.. and even chainmail, with *enough* premises, could be justified). It would be quite cool if it could be mentioned in the real life section.

https://youtu.be/7Iw_RD_h6bc https://youtu.be/6KHz0qWQA9I

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TheBigBopper Since: Jan, 2013
Feb 4th 2019 at 11:06:31 AM •••

I volunteer to change it this afternoon.

Gargoyle_Kid Since: Sep, 2013
Dec 2nd 2016 at 9:18:26 AM •••

Shouldn't the women of Mortal Kombat be exceptions, considering how they are wearing neither chain mail nor armor plates? If you disagree, please, provide examples from the Mortal Kombat Wiki.

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NubianSatyress Since: Mar, 2016
Dec 2nd 2016 at 9:49:50 AM •••

To my knowledge, we don't hold other wikis as a source of information, so you can't demand examples or evidence from there. We can sometimes use information provided there, but we don't hold it as absolute proof.

In any case, the trope is about armor. Not chain armor or plate armor in particular. With that in mind, we have:

  • MKX Kitana wears shoulder pauldrons, but no other thick armor anywhere else on her body.
  • Nitara has a studded bra or something. I suppose it's debatable if the studs are supposed to be armor or not.
  • D'Vorah wears spiked shoulder pads and plated shinguards, but no armor anywhere else.
  • Li Mei wears plated armor as an Alternate costume in MK: Deception, but it doesn't cover her cleavage.
  • Cassie Cage wears armored shoulder pads and knee pads, but the rest of her costume is just a skintight catsuit.
  • Ferra's outfit has heavy arm and leg armor, but is basically leather straps otherwise.
  • Kira wears a leather corset which may or may not be armor, except that it leaves her cleavage exposed. She also wears leather bracers on her arms.
  • Mileena's alternate costume for MKX has her wearing some type of armor under her clothes, but it doesn't cover her midriff.

I'd argue that the trope is at least used frequently in the game, although it doesn't apply to every female character or every costume they wear.

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Gargoyle_Kid Since: Sep, 2013
Dec 30th 2016 at 12:20:18 PM •••

That makes sense. I never noticed the bits of armor not on their breasts or crotch areas. I did not mean to come off as demanding, just curious about the specifics.

mrponeis Since: Apr, 2011
Feb 13th 2016 at 9:03:12 AM •••

Someone knows how to link this page so the entry for 'Bikini Armor' redirects here? In the same way that the entry for 'Battle Bikini' does... Let me reformulate it? How to add an alternative title to this page?

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LastPanzer Since: Nov, 2012
Jun 23rd 2014 at 12:21:53 AM •••

Hi tropers, just thought I could add a few entries on the Witchblade, so I took the liberty! Funny how virtually no one here cared about the even more fanservice-y manga version...I mean, its creator started as a dedicated hentai manga artist, after all.

LentilSandEater Enter the void Since: Oct, 2011
Enter the void
Aug 8th 2012 at 2:45:21 PM •••

This seems kind of a weird one to have a 'no real life exmaples' rule. Is it really necessary?

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jerden Since: Feb, 2012
Jan 13th 2013 at 12:03:12 PM •••

Yes, unless in real life female soldiors have gone into battle wearing more revealing outfits than men (Got any examples, maybe it does apply to real life). I believe the "no real life examples" it is to stop descriptions of outfits that can be bought or whatever, because they're not designed for actual combat and so this trope doesn't apply, and do we really want people to go there?

CaptainCrawdad Since: Aug, 2009
Apr 12th 2014 at 5:59:53 PM •••

Gladiators would be a real life example. The armor wasn't practical. It was designed to look cool and leave a lot of flesh exposed for crowd-pleasing bloodletting.

Can we get that restriction changed now?

SeptimusHeap MOD (Edited uphill both ways)
Apr 13th 2014 at 12:54:23 AM •••

You have to ask here

"For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled." - Richard Feynman
TheMorrison The Morrison Since: Jun, 2013
The Morrison
Dec 7th 2013 at 5:40:26 PM •••

Removed the following example:

The reason why Dark Sun setting switched from frozen to scorched world — hot climate allowed much better cover art.
This is the sort of thing that needs a citation. If this is, in fact, true, then it should definitely go back in there, but given the distinctly Mesopotamian feel of Dark Sun and the precedent of post-apocalyptic deserts in fiction (Road Warrior, &c.), I doubt that the possibility of softcore porn is the only reason Dark Sun is in a desert.

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Joben Since: Nov, 2012
Feb 16th 2013 at 9:50:25 AM •••

A fun riff on this trope that may be useful at some point:

[Camera pans up female character who is sensibly attired aside from having no pants and wearing a bikini bottom.]

Mike Nelson imitating her voice:

"I need a warrior outfit, big boots, anything heavy you want on top, sure, but for practical reasons it's very important that my pubic area be nearly naked."

-Rifftrax, Warrior of the Wasteland

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StarSword Captain of USS Bajor Since: Sep, 2011
Captain of USS Bajor
Jul 20th 2012 at 11:22:23 PM •••

Here's a real life example of Breast Plate (sort of). Body armor manufacturers are starting to make bulletproof vests and the like that are tailored to fit women.

m713 Since: Dec, 1969
Jul 18th 2012 at 1:41:30 PM •••

One more Video game example - Heavy Metal F.A.K.K.2 hase each more advanced/powerful armor more revealing, ending with the trope.

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MrDeath Since: Aug, 2009
LateralOfTheConforming Since: Apr, 2011
Aug 31st 2011 at 2:25:01 PM •••

A site devoted to images averting this trope: http://womenfighters.tumblr.com — Not sure how it would best be integrated, but seemed worth mentioning here.

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