As long as it's not as nauseating as the Lion King one, I guess.
“He pinned me to the groun and isad I LUV U BUTTERCUP and by the way we’re married now so we can sex. I moaned in pleasure and I said Please sex me. He put his penis into my clitasaurus and Imoaned a lot and my tits grew really big because of Doctor Whos magic powers. We sexed for hours and hours and he had a really big organism. He made it grow with magic it was Great. (AN: THAT WAS MY FIRST LEMON SCENE LOL WAT DO U THINK) “
C L I T A S A U R U S
“The beast screeched, and rope after rope of dense, delectable dick-juice coated the hunter’s throat. It pulled back, and turns the hunter in it’s hands, making sure to completely coat him in a copious cornucopia of cleric cock cum.”
Ohh dear...
“Homer Marge you dottor is dead.“ "Oh no!!!!” “Oh wait did I say dottor I meant son.” It was good ol’ Dr Hiibart goffing up agin!“
...that's one way to "goff" up. Wait. Goff up. Does that mean he puts on mascara and mesh and starts shrieking CRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLIIIIIIIIING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
“Oh LSP, you’re gengivitis is much supple in my mouth sensors of synconphant infancy!” moaned Finn like a mutated platypus violated by pink elephants of pleasure and despondency.
MOTHAFUCKIN COMICS NIX YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
“Chef had never been good at taking requests but Steve was one customer he listened to. His meat pounded its sauce all inside of Steve. Steve immediately came all over the place as well, because there was nothing sexier than Chef Boyardee in his natural habitat. (His natural habitat was Steve’s ass).”
- avengers #captain america #chef boyardee #nsfw #wtffanfiction
Yes I included the tags in this one for reasons I think should be manifestly obvious.
“Mista Muthafuckin Dursley sat frozen up in his thugged-out armchair.”
Vernon Dursley: Never too old for the thug life.
Dude
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"In this world, it is yeet or be yeeted and i'm gonna be the yeetin." -me "You don't yeet, you don't eat" -The voices
fnich my beloved
It's not from the blog, but there exists a Free! oneshot about Makoto (the sweetest, kindest character in the series, who teaches kids to swim) committing the most horrible acts imaginable upon young children. Just skimming the tags ruined my whole day. I'm not linking to that atrocity, but I believe its title was "Breathe" if you have to see for yourself. And it was a commission, and the author's comment in the description was just "welp, another one for the sin bin." No. This isn't just another kinky smut fic,it was snuff and noncon involving children. The only thing that author should have written for whatever sick f/// requested that was a notice to the FBI. This fandom does have an unfortunate problem with Shotacon, but it almost never bleeds out of sketchy manga sites.
...and now I'm remembering another disgusting shota fic, based on High★Speed! - Free! Starting Days.
Sorry that these weren't funny-disgusting. I just really needed to get that off my chest.
They/them or she/her
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS?!" It was........................ Dumbledore!
fnich my beloved
[not really WTF]
Edited by Katdo on Oct 7th 2019 at 4:51:12 AM
They/them or she/her
“Come here my powerful shaggy unshaven bewhiskered fat man” asks Bowsette’s with a sultry voice like a pregnant licentious kangaroo emerging from a lustful cock coffin. “I will prove to you you are a Mario wiht a capital Man.”
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOTHERFUCKING COMICS NIX! The grandmaster of weird allegedly erotic fanfiction has returned.
“Geordi La Forge was blind. However, he wore a VISOR, which stands for Visual Infrared Something Or otheR (VISOR). Little did anyone suspect that it also contained a wicked disintegrator ray to vaporize ignorant types who couldn’t spell ‘Geordi’- spelling it Jordi or Gordy instead.”
...SSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE...
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Huh. That's one way to say "has a mustache."
Fandom: Naruto
At least they know how odd their fanfiction is.
Edited by Bixen on Apr 29th 2019 at 9:35:31 AM
Hikomi who is not a Mary Sue ran for her dear life screaming "Ron from Harry Potter turned into a smash obsessed monstrosity of eldritch proportions because of me!!"
Hikomi was then rescued by a huge-ass beam of light that made Monste-Ron disappear. It was Yuji-kun, that cute Asian guy whose name I don't know from third period so I am calling him Yuji-kun. Hikomi ran into his arms!
I think its a parody.
Still fucking hilarious.
Edited by NickTheSwing on Apr 29th 2019 at 9:34:54 AM
I couldn't copy it for some reason but here.
A confirmed Troll Fic but whatever it is good enough.
And yes, someone actually wrote that.
Servant of the Omnissiah
.... The absolute fuck is that?!
I hold the secrets of the machine.
A threesome between Luigi, Bowser, and Donkey Kong. Luigi dies.
The One with Knowledge of Things
So.
Soooo.
Sooooooooo.
I have now went through all 71 pages of this... thing.
I have seen questionable grammar.
I have seen content so deranged that sticking pencils to my eyes would be the only thing to cleanse them.
In short, I have seen... things.
And yet, after all of that, my constant reaction...
...is laugh so hard my stomach is hurting like hell.
Afterwards, I kept laughing... While also crying like baby.
Honestly, I think something snapped within me and only copying mechanism was laughter.
...So, how was your weekend?
I assure you, I'm a completely trustworthy person.
Let me add to that;
And quite frankly, remarkably upsetting to see while I was eating my breakfast porridge.
fnich my beloved
I have seen a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure equivalent of Celebrian, in that it is nothing but strange and squicky sexual content that, to quote a famous review of the latter, "goes on and on." Can we post our own found WTFs?
They/them or she/her
Yes, we can. I've done that before.
I found the one that turned this one terrorist from my state, Tashfeen Malik into TASHFIEND MALLICK THE MASTER OF ANCIENT RADICAL ISLAM MAGIC THAT SHE INVENTED HERSELF. It was a freaking Harry Potter fanfic and involved her plotting "Six Hundred and Sixty Six Terrorist Attacks All At Once", including trying to blow up London with a bomb that had "This Is a Terror Bomb" written on it in red ink.
"We are damned!", Student Named Hedwig shooted! Owl Named Hedwig hooted.
Edited by NickTheSwing on Jan 12th 2020 at 11:56:43 AM
fnich my beloved
All right, but... this is not for the easily squicked. Aside from the tags and warnings, there's a lot of Not Blood Incest and the author doesn't seem to know what a cloaca is.
...
...
I just think I saw my SAN score go flying out the window with a pair of dancing Shoggoths.
fnich my beloved
I couldn't even select a single standout quote in typical WTFF fashion. It goes from zero to 120 mph and only keeps accelerating.
They/them or she/her
Oh come now, he is the one who wrote the absolutely timeless classic "Bella Swan Pregnant and Furious".