Nightmare Fuel: Joe views A Night at the Museum as this, because who would want to be locked in a museum with Owen Wilson and Robin Williams for eight hours?
Contractual Purity: God tried to invoke this to punish men who thought dirty thoughts about Lindsay Lohan until an angel reminded him that she's legal.
They discuss how Val Kilmer can't help invoking this trope.
And Jason Statham.
Replacement Scrappy: George, a The Men in Black agent who replaced Joe when Joe was imprisoned for accusing George W. Bush of treason. He then got replaced by Joe when The Men in Black realized that George was slowly turning into Joe - who did a better job at it anyway. (Also, George didn't want to take out the trash)
Squick: Joe, upon hearing Irv and Leo got boners at The Secret Life of Bees.
Tear Jerker: Up for Joe. He's told to suck it up by a kid.
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