Comics for Very Intelligent Good Looking Idiots.
Toonhole
is an ongoing Gag Per Day Webcomic that satirizes a variety of topics. It's written and drawn by four cartoonists credited as "Toonhole John" (John Martinez), "Toonhole Ryan" (Ryan Kramer), "Toonhole Chris" (Chris Allison), and "Toonhole Mike" (Mike Nassar).
This webcomic contains examples of:
- Automated Automobile: In "Self Driving Car", a couple purchases a self-driving car. However, before they can use it, it drives off, has a bottle of beer, and crashes itself into a tree.
- Casting Couch: Subverted in this strip. When the director finds that the actress will do anything to be put in the movies, instead of making her have sex with him, he makes her assist with his efforts to move into another home.
- Cat Up a Tree: In "Cat Stuck In Tree", a young girl asks the police to rescue her cat from a tree. Unfortunately, she says that the cat is black, which leads to the police shooting at the tree.
- Crazy Cat Lady: The comic puts a spin on the trope. Someone's aunt is hoarding cats, but as soon as he leaves, it's shown that the cats are actually keeping the cat lady hostage.
- Deal with the Devil: In "Sell My Soul", a man desires to sell his soul for a cold beer. However, the Devil informs him that he already did that in exchange for chili fries. He's instead able to get that cold beer however in exchange for refinancing his house at a higher interest rate.
- Distracted by the Sexy: In "Lifeguard on Duty", a lifeguard ogles a woman sunbathing on the beach as a man gets attacked by two sharks right in front of him.
- Drunk Driver: In "Self Driving Car", a newly-purchased self-driving car immediately chugs a bottle of beer and crashes itself into a tree.
- Embarrassing Tattoo: In "Another Tattoo", a tattoo artist asks his client if he is sure about the tattoo he is getting. The client replies that he has never been more sure about anything in his life, only for the next panel to reveal that he is getting a tattoo of the name of his latest lover on his back. The tattoos of the names of his previous exes have all been crossed out.
- Employee of the Month: In "Employee Of The Month", a man is seen admiring his wall of "Employee Of The Month" awards. This achievement is dampened however when his wife points out that he works from home.
- Eye Pop: In "The Cartoon Take", a man's eyes and tongue pop out upon seeing a beautiful woman but he suffers permanent medical consequences afterwards. Eyes are not supposed to leave your sockets.
- Fountain of Youth: In "Fountain of Youth", an aging explorer comes across the eponymous fountain and uses it. Unfortunately, he de-ages past the point where he was capable of swimming and ends up drowning.
- Speak Ill of the Dead: Played With. In one strip, a man fakes his death to hear other people say good things about him. When the people who show up at his funeral have only bad things to say ("dumb hair"), it drives him to suicide. At his real funeral, people only have good things to say ("great hair").
- Take Me to Your Leader: In "Take Us To Your Leader", a couple encounters a trio of aliens who demand that they take them to their leader. The terrified couple takes them into their home to show the aliens their TV screen.
