Web Video / Death Note Abridged (Dogface701)

Light: Ryuk, I don't get it. I didn't even write her name down yet.

Ryuk: That was the most f__ed up thing I've ever seen... and I'm a Death God!

Is another Abridged Series (7 episodes) based upon Death Note. It was created by Dogface701.

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This work provides examples of:

• Abusive Parents: "Oh crap, she's drinking again!"
  Sachiko: I hope you get hit by a * bleep* ing car you * bleep* .
  Light: Love you too, mom.

• Comically Missing the Point:
  Chief Yagami: I'm Chief Yagami and this is my band of idiots.
  Matsuda: Ha ha Mogi, he just called you an idiot.

• Democracy Is Bad:
  Mr. Yagami: Anytime Matsuda says over three words we slap him, all in favor?
  Matsuda: Wait, that's not fair! *Slap*
• Department of Redundancy Department: "I'm going to be following you around until you die... or give away my notebook... or die."
• Does This Remind You of Anything?:
  Light: We thrust this hard pen upwards into this hole.
  Ryuk: Interesting, tell me more...
• Domestic Abuse
• Double Standard: Abuse, Female on Male:
  Ryuk: Whatever happened to that Yuri chick you were dating?
  Post-traumatic flashback effect
  Yuri: Flowers... and NO CHOCOLATE!!!!
  end post-traumatic flashback
  Ryuk: Did you just piss yourself?
  Light: Shut up Ryuk! At least I like women!

• Epic Fail: "Dude with that much ammo you could have robbed a freakin' mall! You're a sorry excuse for a criminal, you know that!"
• Even Evil Has Standards: "Litter? I should pistol-whip you for that!"
• Even the Guys Want Him:
  Light (to Ryuk): At least men don't think I'm sexy.
  Aizawa: I'm not gay but that Light Yagami is one fine piece of ass.

• Green Aesop:
  Ryuk: Oh, great idea, waste a whole sheet of paper on one name. Way to save the environment! Do you know how much paper costs in the Shinigami Realm... A LOT because there are no f_ing trees!
• Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?: Light, quite often.
• Hypocritical Humor / I Resemble That Remark!:
  Ryuk: Hey Light, there's this big, ugly, scary lookin' guy following you.
  Light: Ryuk, for the last time I know you're there!
  Ryuk: No, not me!
• Interrupting Meme: the "WTF boom."

• Is This Thing Still On?
• Keet: Hey Light, Light! What ya' doin? How ya' doin? You know what I think, I think we should really go buy some apples...

• Logic Bomb: "The doctor said it's physically impossible for me to ever have a heart attack."

• Mushroom Samba:
  L: I'm so high right now, I'm having YOUR hallucinations.
• National Stereotypes: Everyone here who is not Japanese is retarded.
• No Fourth Wall:
  Light: You see how long I have?
  Ryuk: Yep! * Shinigami vision* Light Yagami- 37 episodes
• No Such Thing as Wizard Jesus: "Yes Light, Jesus owned a Death Note."
• No Sympathy:
  Raye Penber: I'm dying! Somebody help me!
  Random Pedestrian 1: Shut up Emo!
  Random Pedestrian 2: We have problems too, you know.
• Not Now, Kiddo:
  Mogi: We have determined that Kira is your son, Light, and he's killing with a magical notebook.
  Souichiro: Not now, Mogi. The adults are talking.
  • Later when introducing themselves:
  Mogi: Hi my name is Mogi and Kira is Light Yagami.
  L: That's not a fun fact Mogi.
• Only Sane Man: Mogi
• Other Stock Phrases:
  Ryuk: ...told you s-
  Light: DON'T SAY ANYTHING...
• Predatory Business: restock on Death Note Death Paper at Walmart at low low prices!
• Real Men Wear Pink: Ryuk "Ladies love hearts"
• Revenge by Proxy: You got a dog? It's dead. A bird? It's dead...
• Shout-Out: Ryuk is introduced to the music from The Nightmare Before Christmas, Light and Ryuk watch Beavis And Butthead... and "Why so serious?", L is introduced to "One Winged Angel" and apparently Ukita is Slim Shady.
• Side Kick:
  Light: ...and that, Sayu, is how I kill people.
  Sayu: Awesome! Can I have a Death Note too?
  Light: No, you ignorant child. And if you ever get kidnapped by a gay blonde man, I will kill you.

• Take That!: to 4Kids Entertainment...
  Crack addict: You're right! I won't steal anymore because stealing is morally wrong. Do you want to be my friend because friendship is teh best...
• Tempting Fate:
  Light: ...the only way this day could get any worse is if an evil notebook fell from the sky!
• There Is No Kill Like Overkill: "If anyone attempts to force the drawer open it ignites the C-4 under the desk which sets off the atom bomb under the house killing everyone within a 50 mile radius."

• Too Spicy for Yog-Sothoth
  L: There are too many people here. Everyone that's ever been abducted by aliens... leave...
  Soichiro: I thought for sure the aliens would have taken you, Matsuda.
  Matsuda: * Sniff* They didn't want me.

• Unusual Euphemism: "I have to go smoke some actors."
• With Catlike Tread:
  Light: DON'T WORRY I HAVE A PLAN!!!
  • Also:
  Ryuk: But hey, be sure to stand there and gloat while he's dying, because surely there are no surveillance cameras IN A PUBLIC SUBWAY!
• Yandere: Yuri, the girl Light takes to Spaceland.

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