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Tempting Fate :Light: ...the only way this day could get any worse is if an evil notebook fell from the sky!
Death God Ryuk does his part to save the planet: "Oh, great idea, waste a whole sheet of paper on one name. Way to save the environment! Do you know how much paper costs in the Shinigami Realm... A LOT because there are no f_ing trees!" Light bonds with his little sister:Light: ...and that, Sayu, is how I kill people.
Sayu: Awesome! Can I have a death note too?
"If anyone attempts to force the drawer open it ignites the C-4 under the desk which sets off the atom bomb under the house killing everyone within a 50 mile radius. " Stalked by the F.B.I.:Ryuk: Hey Light, there's this big, ugly, scary lookin' guy following you.
Light: Ryuk, for the last time I know you're there!
Ryuk: No, not me!
Light: Oh. A rapist?
[+ "DON'T WORRY I HAVE A PLAN!!!" + ] Ryuk's Lampshade Hanging : "But hey, be sure to stand there and gloat while he's dying, because surely there are no surveillance cameras IN A PUBLIC SUBWAY! " Bystander Syndrome :Raye Penber: I'm dying! Somebody help me!
Poor Light...Ryuk: Say, whatever happened to that Yuri chick you were dating?
[Post-traumatic flashback of Domestic Abuse ] Ryuk: Did you just piss yourself?
Light and Naomi: Light: It's important that I not let her find out anything that could link to me being Kira... Hi, I'm Light Yagami, the one your fiancé was investigating. I murdered him in cold blood! Right in front of everybody and no one cared enough to help him...
Naomi: * crying* I did my best! I did my best!