Porky: W-w-w-welcome to s-s-Sports Blab!
Tweety: We'll give you all the day's sports news in thwee minutes.
Tweety: We'll give you all the day's sports news in thwee minutes.
Sports Blab is a webtoon duology from Looney Tunes that stars Porky Pig and Tweety Bird. It is a parody of sports newscasting, with Porky and Tweety giving viewers all of the day's sports news in three minutes.
Contains examples of:
- Anvil on Head: Those who don't succeed in Anvil Catch get this on their head. Even Porky got it by the end of the first cartoon.
- Call-Back: Taz does Shakespeare again.
- Hurricane of Puns: The second short is nothing BUT this!
- Produce Pelting: At the end of the second short, Yosemite Sam leads the toons in rebelling against Porky and Tweety by throwing tomatoes at them.
- Shout-Out:
- "We'll have scores from the Lions, the Tigers and the Bears!" "Oh, my!" Porky is referring to the Detroit Lions, the Detroit Tigers and the Chicago Bears.
- Taz' triple play is Katz, The Lyin' King and The Taming of the Screwball.
- Sky Surfing: Daffy and Yosemite Sam do skyboarding.
- That's All, Folks!: Porky was about to say it at the end of the second cartoon, but got cut off due to the Produce Pelting.
- Visual Pun: There are tons of them in the second cartoon.
- Porky takes a look at the Diamond. An actual diamond, not a baseball diamond.
Tweety: Aww, how pweety.- Taz does a triple play by acting in three plays. When there's a flag on the play, Taz gets hit by a flagpole (carrying a pirate flag) while doing Shakespeare.
- Foghorn Leghorn gets clotheslined in the last seconds of a football game. As in he's left hanging from a clothing line.
- Elmer Fudd does a hat trick by pulling Bugs Bunny out of his hat. When he later gets called for icing, Elmer is in a block of ice that falls onto Yosemite Sam.
- The B-Ball is a game of basketball but where a bee hive has replaced the basketball.
- The Sheboygan Bratwursts were given an actual technical foul in Daffy Duck (along with a disclaimer from management that the "writer" behind the "joke" didn't work for them anymore).
- The Badmitten champ is Pepe Le Pew, who ironically is disgusted by the smell of the bad mitten.
- Seabiscuit is a swimming horse.
- Last but not least, there is a Drag Racing final which has Sylvester, Taz, Daffy and Yosemite Sam in drag outfits at a starting line. Instead, Sam leads the other toons to rebel against Porky and Tweety because he believed the pair were making all of the news up.