Web Animation / Father Tucker

A faith in God
A friendly smile
He'll warm your heart
And rape your child!

— Theme Song

Father Tucker, also known as Father Tucker the Child Fucker is an animated web series featured on the website Apocalypse Cartoons. The series is about a Pedophile Priest named Father Tucker who, in each episode, molests children and gets away with it.

It should be noted that the series can get pretty graphic, though no genitalia is shown and all nudity is meant to be squickish, so please do not include links to any videos.

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Tropes:

• Adults Are Useless: None of the adults are ever aware of Father Tucker's child-molesting antics and aren't the least bit suspicious by their children returning to them bloodied and vehemently insisting that nothing bad happened.
• Affectionate Parody: "Like Unto Sheep" spoofs Ralph Wolf and Sam Sheepdog, with Father Tucker in the role of Ralph Wolf and Mother Superior in the role of Sam Sheepdog.
• Bald of Evil: Father Tucker is balding and he is a child molester.
• Batter Up!: In "Death do us part", it's shown that Tucker beat a boy to death with a baseball bat for trying to call the authorities.
• Beware the Silly Ones: While Father Tucker is Laughably Evil with how open his pedophilia is, the trauma Tucker inflicts on his victims are not played for laughs. He gets genuinely terrifying when he threatens death to his victims or their loved ones if they try to snitch on him.
• Black Comedy Rape: For the most part, Father Tucker's kiddy fiddling is played for dark laughs.
• Body Horror: "Blessed Are the Meek" has a scene where Father Tucker finds a baby composed of two conjoined lower halves.
• Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick: The last lines of the theme song follow this pattern.
  A faith in God
  A friendly smile
  He'll warm your heart
  And rape your child!
• But Liquor Is Quicker:
  • Exaggerated in “Do Unto Others”, where Tucker force feeds a child whiskey, marijuana, LSD, and laughing gas to make them an easier target. What follows is a rather disturbing Mushroom Samba.
  • “Eat of my Flesh” plays it straight with Father Tucker pressuring a child into drinking communion wine followed by stronger liquor.
• Continuity Cavalcade: Several of the children from previous episodes can be seen in the background at Father Tucker's trial in "Judgment Day".
• Christmas Episode: "Come Let Us Adore Him", wherein Father Tucker uses the hat of a Frosty the Snowman Expy to bring to life a sculpture of Baby Jesus so he can molest him.
• Creepy High-Pitched Voice: Father Tucker has a ridiculously high pitched voice fitting for an uber creep like him.
• Cut Himself Shaving: In the first episode "Truly He Has Risen", Jimmy is asked by his father why his ass is bleeding. Since Father Tucker told him that he'll go to Hell if he tells anyone about his molestation, Jimmy bursts into tears and lies that he fell down the stairs.
• Depraved Bisexual: All of Tucker’s victims shown are male children, but the fact every child in a Sex Abuse therapy ward recognized him implies he also targets little girls too.
• Dirty Old Man: Father Tucker is elderly and is into molesting children in every lewd and fetishistic way imaginable.
• Doorstop Baby: "Judgment Day" has a flashback of Father Tucker taking a baby left at his door inside just so he can molest the infant.
• Evil Old Folks: Tucker is an aged man with grey hair.
• Exact Words: In “Do Unto Others”, Tucker claims he broke his foot lifting heavy things into the exact. Said “heavy thing” was a child he kidnapped.
• Fan Disservice: There is a lot of nudity in the show and all of it is from either the fat, elderly, and ugly Father Tucker or his child victims.
• Faux Affably Evil; Father Tucker will often act nice to the kids he's sexually abusing, only to later threaten them with eternal damnation if they tell on him.
• Fat Bastard: Father Tucker is noticeably overweight and is an unrepentant pedophile.
• Flat Character: Father Tucker’s sole character trait is that he rapes and abuses children. Every action he does on screen is an attempt to do either of the two.
• Four-Fingered Hands: All of the characters have these.
• Freudian Excuse: In "Rest for the Wicked", one scene has Father Tucker reminisce on when he went camping with a priest named Father Taper in his youth. We then see a flashback where Father Taper threatens the young Father Tucker into secrecy over what he's done to him, implying that Father Tucker is a pedo priest because he himself was a victim of one.
• Genuine Human Hide: "Next to Godliness" ends with Father Tucker making basketballs out of the remains of Charlie.
• Groin Attack: The episode "Infallible" at one point has a turtle bite the Pope on his crotch.
• Hero Antagonist: Mother Superior in "Like Unto Sheep", who tries to prevent Father Tucker from preying on the children she's watching over.
• I Love the Dead: "Death Do Us Part" ends with Father Tucker leaving the church with Mikey Fitzsimmons' corpse hidden in a bag, implying that he intends to use the dead body sexually.
• Invincible Villain: Father Tucker always gets off scot free for his actions. Even when convicted of pedophilia, he is given a mere slap on the wrist punishment that gives him access to more victims.
• Karma Houdini: The only real punishment Father Tucker gets is in "Come Let Us Adore Him", where he goes straight to Hell for molesting Baby Jesus, but even then he considers eternal damnation completely worth getting a chance to molest Baby Jesus. “Judgement Day” takes this to extremes by having him serve 3 months of probation helping children for raping over 6 million victims.
• Look Behind You: In "Rest for the Wicked", Father Tucker exclaims "Look, Johnny, the transfiguration" to distract Johnny and prevent him from seeing his sleeping bag burned.
• Obviously Evil: Father Tucker is such an obvious pedophile that he even questions how he keeps getting away with such transparent attempts to prey on children.
• Pædo Hunt: Father Tucker is a pedophile Villain Protagonist. He ends up in court for it in one episode but is given an extremely light sentence for it.
• Pedophile Priest: Father Tucker is a priest and he rapes children.
• Police Are Useless: Aside from him getting away with extremely obvious pedophilia, the one time he is tried for his crimes, he gets 3 months of probation working with disadvantaged kids for over 6 million counts of pedophilia.
• Raging Stiffie: Father Tucker has them a lot. He can even drive a bus using it.
• Red Eyes, Take Warning: Father Tucker's eyes turn red whenever he threatens that his victims will go to Hell for ratting him out.
• Serial Rapist: "Judgment Day" reveals that Father Tucker has committed a total of 6,273,410 counts of pedophilia. That's about 1 rape every five minutes for 60 years, give or take.
• Snowlems: "Come Let Us Adore Him" features a living snowman showing up to beat up Father Tucker as punishment for all the children he molested. Unfortunately, Father Tucker shrinks him with a hair dryer and rapes him before he completely melts.
• Spinning Paper: Spinning newspapers with headlines pertaining to Father Tucker's crimes appear in the short "Judgment Day".
• Suddenly Speaking: In "Truly He Has Risen", Jimmy remains silent until the very end of the short, where he lies to his father that his ass bleeding is because he fell on the stairs.
• Ultimate Job Security: Even after being found guilty of pedophilia, he is still able to remain a priest.
• Unishment: His sentence for over 6 million counts of raping children is 3 months of working with disadvantaged youths.
• Villain Protagonist: Father Tucker is the main character and he also happens to constantly molest children.
• Worth It: After ending up in Hell for molesting Baby Jesus in "Come Let Us Adore Him", Father Tucker sniffs his thumb and declares that it was still worth it.
• Would Hurt a Child: Would rape an infant. He also beat a child to death with a baseball bat for trying to tell the authorities.
• Wingding Eyes: Father Tucker's pupils turn into Stars of David when he ogles at a Jewish boy in "Death Do Us Part".