Web comics do it on your computer screen:
- Xykon does it with a bouncing ball.
- Roy does it with his grandfather's equipment.
- Durkon does it to those foul trees.
- Elan does it because it's convention.
- Haley does it unintelligibly.
- Now Elan And Haley do it together.
- Vaarsuvius does it for months without rest.
- Belkar does it with a kitty.
- Miko Miyazaki does it as a true paladin should...or not.
- O-Chul does it in a shark-infested vat of acid.
- Guy With A Halberd does it with his 10 foot reach.
- Kazumi and Daigo can do it, now that everybody knows who they are.
- The Monster in the Darkness wants to do it, but Xykon won't let him.
- Nale does it in a needlessly complicated way.
- thog do it with puppies.
- Sabine does it in all sorts of ways.
- Julia Greenhilt does it both ways
- the High Priest of Hel did it in Durkon's body.
- Tarquin does it according to the rules of stories.
- Minrah does it with the Order. Not literally, because she's new and doesn't know them that well yet.
- T-Rex, Dromiceiomimus and Utahraptor are doing it over and over again.
- Gabe and Tycho do it on the couch.
- Randall Monroe does it with stick figures.
- Jake's Kins do it by numbers.
- Emily only wants to do it with boys, I swear.
- Donovan Deegan does it with bad jokes.
- Fighter does it with a lot of swords.
- Largo does it on his homemade, weapons-grade laptop while on fire.
- Ninjas can't do it if you're on fire.
- Cave Fish do it in the dark.
- Everyone wants to do it with with Abel.
- When Mink does it, he goes on and on and on...
- Andrew Hussie does it with Photoshop.
- Problem Sleuth does it
charismaticallywith PULCHRITUDE.- Problem Sleuth waits until exactly the right time to do it.
- Problem Sleuth would do it, but he's up to his neck in weird puzzle shit.
- Pickle Inspector does it imaginatively.
- Pickle Inspector does it disconcertingly.
- Pickle Inspector does it with his fan.
- Ace Dick does it to establish superiority.
- Ace Dick does it with two other Ace Dicks.
- Demonhead Mobster Kingpin takes way too long to do it.
- Hysterical Dame and Nervous Broad do it hysterically and nervously.
- Godhead Pickle Inspector doesn't do it, but regards it fondly.
- Honeybee Professor does it so everything will bee as sweet as honey!
- Problem Sleuth, Ace Dick and Pickle Inspector do it as a team, because shit just got real!
- John does it with bunnies.
- John does it while pretending to be Cameron Poe.
- Rose does it with the Zoologically Dubious.
- Rose does it with a pony. So does John, for that matter.
- Dave does it ironically.
- Jade does it with Squiddles.
- Bro does it with puppets. He especially likes doing it with Lil' Cal.
- Wayward Vagabond does it with cans. No, not with that Cans. Unless you want him to.
- Doze does it slowly.
- Biscuits does it in an oven. Sometimes he does it with Eggs, which usually results in them doing it with themselves as well. Hearts Boxcars does not like doing it with them.
- Clubs Deuce does it with a fistful of penis and a head full of empty.
- Courtyard Droll prefers to do it with clothes on, including a really nice hat.
- The trolls do it in a weird way.
- Aradia is 0kay with d0ing it.
- Tavros smiles while he does it.
- Sollux does iit twiice.
- Karkat does it angrily.
- Nepeta does it with wild animals on a regular basis.
- Terezi does it without looking.
- Vriska did it with Tavros and Aradia.
- How does Equius do it? Besides STRONGly, of course.
- Eridan tried doin it with feferi, but she broke up wwith him
- Vriska's lusus does it with troll children.
- Feferi's lusus did it to every troll in the galaxy.
- Doc Scratch did it with everyone, everywhere.
- Karkat and Terezi did it on a romantic, candle-lit hate date suspended in a fillial pail in a hot air ballon.
- Lord English is already doing it.
- You cannot hope to beat John/Tavros/Aurthour at doing it, he is simply the best there is.
- The bard and the guy from Jailbreak haven't finished doing it.
- Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff are doing it man. there MAKING IT HAPEN
- The pumpkin isn't doing it, and probably never has. The very notion strikes you as absurd.
- Problem Sleuth does it
- In Heaven, they make love, on earth, they have sex In hell, we Do It
- Freefall:
- Sonichu does it while zapping to the extreme!
- The Ctrl-Alt-Del cast do it not with an O face, but with a B^U face.
- Mistress sixx does it with a crop.
- Agatha Heterodyne does it with a death ray
- Klaus Wulfenbach does it alone, because he has to (and it works).
- Airman Higgs does it, and there's nothing that will stop him.
- Gilgamesh Wulfenbach does it with a lightning gun, a spork gun, or on the back of one of the last great sky wyrms.
- Tarvek does it with dolls.
- Jagers do it with their hats on.
- Riley Zinc does it under surveillance.
- Gary, Zii and DiDi do it in a ménage à trois
- Tip does it backwards and in heels.
- "D.H" Ron does it in essence rather than the literal sense.
- Tedd does it with a transformation ray gun.
- Alex does it with the tetrahedron.
- Expecting me to do it? TOO BAD! WALUIGI TIME!
- The Paris Squad does it in Paris.
- Charlie does it with his drum kit.
- Nick does it playing rugby.
- Tao reviews it on his blog.
- Aled prefers to do it on his podcast unless he knows you.
- Tori doesn’t do it.