Tropers Do It / With Comic Books

Comic books do it in print:

• Superman does it faster than a speeding bullet.
  • Lois Lane does it WRONG!
  • Superman does it with SUPERvision.
• Green Lanterns do it with imagination. And numbers.
• The Flash does it way too quickly.
• Tony Stark does it in a CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
• Batman does it after taking hours to prepare.
  • Batgirl doesn't do it (daddy issues) but she likes to watch.
  • The Joker does it with this pencil.
    • The Joker always does it with a smile.
  • Two-Face flips a coin to see how he does it.
  • Poison Ivy does it the way nature intended.
  • The Riddler does it quizzically.
  • The Penguin does it in black and white.
  • Catwoman does it in leather. Usually with a whip.
• Spider-Man does it when his spider sense is tingling.
  • Spider-Man does it on the wall.
    • Spiderman does it however a spider can.
  • J. Jonah Jameson will make sure Spider-man never does it in this town again!
  • Doctor Octopus does it with his hands in all the right places.
  • Spider-Man would do it with sticky white stuff if he knew how.
• Cyclops does it with his eyes.
  • Beast does it with indefatigable eloquence and erudition.
  • Wolverine doesn't do it when he says he will.
  • Wolverine is the best at doing it, but doing it isn't very nice.
  • Xavier does it with his mind.
  • The Juggernaut does it because he's The Juggernaut, BITCH!
    • Don't you know who did this?? It's The Juggernaut, BITCH!
  • Nightcrawler does it all over the place.
• Ozymandias did it thirty-five minutes ago.
  • Rorschach does it. No computer necessary.
  • Dan and Laurie do it WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC.
  • Dr. Manhattan is doing it in another galaxy.
  • Captain Carnage did it with Rorschach, and Rorschach dropped him down an elevator shaft.
• Squirrel Girl does it with giant apes on the moon.
  • Squirrel Girl does it off panel.
• I do it with spatulas, pancreas', duct tape, and chimichangas.
  • I'm also thinking of doing it with you right now.
  • I'd even do it with Bea Arthur.
• John Constantine did it in Newcastle. With his trenchcoat.
• The Corinthian does it. And he and his friends are going to take turns.
  • Daniel does it, but people are constantly unsure about whether his predecessor did it better.
• Nick Fury does it by telling people that his God has a hammer.
• The Youngblood team does it with their eyes closed.
• Calvin and Hobbes did it with Noodle Implements
• Doctor Strange does it with the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth.
  • Shuma-Gorath does it with his tentacles.
• Asterix does it with magic potion.
• Captain America does it while punching Hitler in the face.
• Daredevil does it completely blind.
• Yorick does it because he's the last man who can do it.
  • He'll only do it with Beth.
  • And with perfect grammar too!

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