Tropers Do It / For The Tropes

Anyone can help Tropes do it:

• Elves do it better than you.
• Trolls never do it the same way twice.
• Dwarves always do it the same way.
• The Chessmaster makes others do it for him.
• Shippers do it their way, and their way only.
  • Shippers make other people do it.
• Aliens make you do it..
• In Soviet Russia, "it" does YOU!
• Captain Obvious does it by having sex. Obviously.
• Messiahs do it with everyone and everything they meet.
• Martyrs risk their lives to do it without a good reason.
• All Blue Entries do it blue in the face.
• Media Watchdogs do it under close supervision.
• Wikipedia does it with diagrams. [citation needed]
  • Wikipedians do it WITH notability!
    • But they can never do it with living people, or they'll get raped in the ass!
    • Likewise, they can never do it with Encyclopedia Dramatica, or they'll get nuked off the face of the Internet, even though numerous users have argued against this practice, including Master Jimbo Wales himself!

• By doing it, you have ruined this page FOREVER!
• Ninja Editors do it sixty-nine times in a microsecond.
• Mary Sues do it with everyone they want and better than anyone else.
• .rorrim a fo tnorf ni ti seod reporT sihT
  • That Troper does it out of spite.
• Perverse Sexual Lust can't actually do it in reality.
• Some people do it with themselves, the insuing hotness depends on the preferences of the parts involved.
• It may be Dirty Business, but the Well Intentioned Extremist will do it as long as it has to be done.
• Muggles do it better.
• A Wizard Did It without adequate explanation.
• The Literal Minded do it with their genitals.
• Cloudcuckoolanders do it without knowing it.
• According to your parents, birds do it with bees. (Wait a minute...)
• Pétanque players do it with Balls of Steel.
• Shape Shifters Do It For A Change
• Complacent gamers do it the same way every time.
• William Shakespeare did it way before you ever did.
• Butlers were never the ones who did it.
• A Blood Knight doesn't do it without a fight.
• Cassandra tells everyone they're going to do it, but they don't believe her.

• Do it unto others as they would do it to you.

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