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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

Salutations, everyone. A bit about myself: a gadfly and long-time lurker, I have a passion for everything Heavy Mithril and After the End, mixed with my love for Cool Guns and stories involving warfare, political intrigue, assassinations, bank heists (Heat is one of my all-time favorite crime dramas), Cool Planes, car chases, hardboiled detectives, Tank Goodness, Cosmic Horror Stories, Femme Fatales donning Zettai Ryouki, and the Stylistic Suck of grindhouse cinema. If it's sleazy, involves Gas Mask Mooks with M16s, and a grizzled chain-smoking .38-wielding detective probing the modus operandi of a Humanoid Abomination Serial Killer, I'm into it. My favorite band is probably either Megadeth or Clutch, my favorite movie is The Matrix, my favorite book is either Red Storm Rising by Tom Clancy or Blind Side by William Bayer, my favorite video game is Grand Theft Auto San Andreas and I love a good Conspiracy Theory.

Think something along the lines of Dale Gribble meets Sandor Clegane (and shades of Robert Baratheon) meets Domon Kasshu meets Venom Snake. Or even a Spear Counterpart to Zero Two. Or Geralt of Rivia but with guns.

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  • Favorite jet fighter: Mine would definitely have to be the F-4 Phantom II. It might not have been the prettiest, say compared to a F-104 Starfighter or a F-14 Tomcat or an F-15 Eagle, but it looked powerful and was so versatile. It served as a fighter-bomber doing deep strikes over North Vietnam and Iraq, a carrier-based interceptor for the US Navy and the Royal Navy, a land-based interceptor for even more countries like Israel, South Korea, Japan, Greece and West Germany, and has even done Close Air Support (CAS) for the US Marine Corp. It can dogfight with the AIM-9 and the M61 Vulcan if needed, or engage with radar-guided BVRAAMs like the AIM-7 and the AIM-120. It certainly killed plenty of MiGs over Vietnam and earned its reputation as a all-around workhorse.

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  • Airbourne, much like another perennial favorite of mine, AC/DC, it's hard-drinking, hard-partying Aussie pub rock good for flying down the interstate at 80 mph, shagging your girl in the hottest and steamiest way possible, or knocking back cold lagers with the lads on a Saturday evening.
  • Megadeth, the band that got me into thrash metal, my overall favorite subgenre of metal. I saw them live at the Fillmore in Silver Spring, MD on their Dystopia tour along with Meshuggah, Tesseract, and Lilake. Nothing beats sneaking ice-cold Yuenglings in your empty Mickey D's soda cups in the line outside the show with your True Companions.
  • Bathory, probably my favorite band at the moment. Lately my tastes have grown from "pure" thrash into into speed metal, blackened thrash, blackened speed and outright black metal. A lot of the more obscure bands I've become a big fan of don't even have TV Tropes pages made yet, like Speedwolf, Midnight, and Ketzer. (I need to fix that.)
  • Burzum
  • Immortal:
    "...MIGHTY RAVENDAAAARRRRRRRRK!"
  • Mayhem: Have I mentioned that I like Black Metal today?
  • Satyricon (I need to make a page for them! Come to think of it, I need to make a page for progressive stoner metal gods, Earth.)
  • Kyuss
  • Sleep: one word, just one word: Dragonaut.
  • Electric Wizard: Listen through a good set of headphones. LSD is completely optional, these guys will take you on an auditory trip just through the power of their nigh-Satanic distortion and droning fuzz alone. The heaviest doom/sludge metal known to man, some think they are not mere musicians, but instead they are agents of Nyarlhotep.
  • Metallica: I'd be remiss if I didn't mention the most famous member of the Big Four, alongside my perennial other faves like Anthrax, Slayer, and the aforementioned Megadeth. I actually got to see them live from the nosebleed seats at M&T Bank Stadium in Baltimore, MD, home of the Baltimore Ravens (my favorite NFL team). They played so loud I could feel the whole stadium vibrate, it was like being near a Saturn V rocket taking off. (Opening for them were Avenged Sevenfold and Volbeat, both of which played pretty awesome sets.)
  • Venom
    • Toxic Holocaust is what you get when you take a band like Venom (or early Slayer) and turn the savagery of their shredding Up To Eleven, it's blackened thrash metal on a cocktail of amphetamines and anabolic steroids injected into a cyborg arm covered in spikes that will punch you with the force of a 50 MT thermonuclear warhead, rip your face off, And Show It to You.
  • WASP: The coolest thing my dad ever gave me was his cassette tape collection... which included The Last Command and Double Live Assassins. At the time, way cooler even than any dust-covered porno magazine stash or rusty bolt-action .22 rimfire rifle, this glorification of Sex, Drugs, Rock n' fuckin' Roll and the Badass Biker lifestyle has always underscored my tastes in media.
  • Sepultura
  • Bolt Thrower
  • Pig Destroyer: I saw these guys live along with Misery Index, Prong, and Cripple Bastards at Maryland Deathfest XVI. It was probably the loudest of all of the concerts I've ever gone to, when I left everything sounded muted, I'm pretty sure I'd slightly fucked up my hearing at least temporarily afterwards; even almost a week later, my ears are still sore. Then again, I was sore all over from moshing and slamming into other people in the pit. MDF XVI went fuckin' hard!
  • Sabaton: These guys both play off my military history nerd side, and they make good testosterone-laden metal for lifting weights to. Is there anything more you could ask for from a heavy metal band?
  • Korpiklaani: Ah, Finland! Korpiklaani hails from the wonderful country that gave us the sauna, many wonderful brands of vodka, My Summer Car, and Simo Hayha.
  • Judas Priest: If you've never listened to their criminally underrated album, Sin After Sin, go do that now.
    • How could I not also mention the most famous British metal band of all, Iron Maiden?
  • Black Sabbath, I even got to see them live on their farewell tour when they played in Bristow, VA. After all these years, bassist Geezer Butler still has it. My all-time favorite album of theirs would have to be Master of Reality, although Sabbath Bloody Sabbath is their Magnum Opus as far as musical talent goes, flexibly incorporating blues and jazz fusion elements into their monumental genre-defining doom metal brew. Ozzy kills it with his vocals on "A National Acrobat".
    • They played with Rival Sons opening for them, who're almost as badass in their own right, they're kinda like a healthy blend of Led Zeppelin and The Black Keys with the aggression turned up a notch.
  • Ice Cube: Out of all the rappers to have stake a claim on the West Coast, Ice Cube would have to be my favorite for his "pyroclastic flow" when it comes to wordplay, his delivery which hits like the recoil of a 12-gauge shotgun, and his ability to tell the listener a story when he raps. Some of Snoop Dogg's early works (back when he was Snoop Doggy Dogg, on the album Doggystyle) are my favorites for the same reason. Some people say good rap is poetry, but to me, great rap is actually prose set to a beat.
  • Waylon Jennings, especially when he could get together with Willie Nelson and Johnny Cash.
  • Hank Williams Jr.
  • I like a little prog rock, mainly Rush, Coheed and Cambria, The Mars Volta, and some Queensrÿche.
  • Death Grips: It's not just the witheringly savage punk rock drum beats laid down by Zack Hill, or the Industrial synths and production by Flatlander; above all I love how raw and brutal MC Ride's verses can be. The man is practically writing a biography of 21st Century America personified; touching on everything from Charles Manson's esoteric worldview and the works of Aleister Crowley, to the underground drug dealing scene and bad LSD trips, to cyberpunk-inspired verses about hackers and cyberwarfare, to blood-curdling street fights between vagrants and drifters (and possibly serial killers and/or professional assassins carrying out their bone chilling deeds).
    "You're fit ta learn tha proper meaning of a beatdown, madness, chaos in the brain
  • Powerwolf: Creepy Catholicism with militant werewolves and Heavy Mithril? Oh yes. DEUS VULT!
  • Manowar: For when I need to let my inner barbarian out and go raid the local village for comestibles-er, I mean, pick up snacks and energy drinks at a 24/7 Sheetz or WaWa gas station/convenience store.
  • Lady Gaga: Yes, there is at least one pop artist who I can say is my all-time favorite in that genre (sorry Taylor) and that's the Mama Monster herself, Lady Gaga. I feel like she puts so much more effort and pours more of herself into her art than other artists in that largely over-commercialized and watered-down genre typically do, she's a shot of 80-proof rye whiskey in comparison. My favorite song of hers, "The Edge of Glory" has accompanied a few top-speed blasts on local interstate highways (inspired by the legend of Japanese tuner, Smokey Nagata) in the dead of night; while my other favorite song by her, "Applause", really speaks to my extroverted nature as an ENTJ on the Myers-Briggs test. I love being able to work a crowd, as Eminem once said, "Music is like magic, there's a certain feelin' you get, when you real and you spit, and people are feelin' your shit..." I love having people cheer for me, and being able to "wow" an audience even if it's just an audience of one. Lady Gaga just exudes that by the truckload and I love her for it. An honorable mention would be her duet with R. Kelly, "Do What U Want".

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  • Judge Dredd
  • One Hundred Bullets looks like your run-of-the-mill Roaring Rampage of Revenge comic at first, and there's nothing wrong with that, right? It gets better though: there's a Bigger Bad around every corner and ancient conspiracies abound in this tale of power, corruption, and the Chronic Backstabbing Disorder that perpetually seems to surface amongst the wealthy bluebloods who run everything behind the scenes as the The Illuminati.
  • Heavy Metal: A.K.A the one you hid from your parents as a teenager because of all the awesome sex and edgy violence in it, but gained a new appreciation for as an adult when you take in all of the gorgeously eye-popping visuals, the intricate plots, and compelling characterization at work in this avant-garde collection of the greatest talents to ever grace the pages of a comic book.

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  • Drive: It's got the perfect mix of comedy and dramatic tension; it'll always keep you chuckling at Nosh's antics and wondering at the same time, "how is the crew of the Machito gonna get out of this one alive?"
  • Girl Genius: How can you not love Agatha Heterodyne? She's got Curves in All the Right Places, she knows her way around a Giant Mecha or a death ray, and she's a badass mad genius redhead who wants to root out The Corruption plaguing late 19th Century Steampunk Europe.
  • Stand Still, Stay Silent: I came for the story of post-apocalyptic mutant horrors lurking within a civilization-turned-ghost town, I stayed for the breathtakingly beautiful artwork and the empathy I've grown for the characters.

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