This is a paid program from Trope Co.®.
Whether it's for harvesting grain or spearing a guy through the top of his skull down his throat, you can't buy just any garden-variety garden tool from just any company.
Introducing the Trope Co.® Sinister Scythe™.
Sinister Scythe™ is not a sword, but a superpowered curved pole-arm blade that you can swing in any direction with a clean, guaranteed cut. Ordinary blades are heavy, bloody messes waiting to happen, but with the Sinister Scythe™, you just grab it by both handles and just go to town. It's sharp enough to cut through bone and solid steel and light enough for any meatless skeleton to carry.
It comes in Crescent Blade for a clean cut, Serrated Blade™ for extra pain, even Gun Blades for all you RWBY freaks out there.
Call now and we'll send you one Sinister Scythe™ and a pair of complementary Druidic Sickles for close-quarters combat for only $19.99! And if you call within the previous 5-minutes, we'll double the offer! That means two Sinister Scythes™ and four Druidic Sickles!
Sinister Scythe™ will pay for itself the very first time, but I'm not done yet! Call now, and I'll triple the offer! For the love of God, just buy the damn thing already before our company starts losing money on all of these great deals!
