Tell you what: you wanna hunt monsters and lop heads off of everyone in your way. And I mean mow 'em down like summertime kernel corn, then what you need is a top-quality blade.
I'm listening.
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At this price? You have got to be kidding me.
I ain't kiddin' you. The Serrated Blade of Pain™ is the ideal weapon for all of you sickos out there itching to deal extra bleeding damage.
That'll be great for that Damage-Sponge Boss that's been given' me so much trouble.
I've got your serrated swords, I've got your serrated knives, serrated chakrams, serrated bayonets, serrated chainsaws, serrated clubs, even serrated bullets!
Serrate bullets? How do you serrate a bullet? Now you're just talkin' nonsense.
I wish I was, but I'm not. Sink your teeth into it and really go to town on those nameless Mooks given' yah a beatin'.
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