Are you a man not on fire? Are you a fire without a man to be on? Do you have a conspicuous of absence of men that are on fire you intend to fix? Try the Man on Fire™!
With the Man on Fire™, you will no longer be without a man who is on fire! Make him a background extra in an action movie, easy fodder in your anime, or maybe you just need a man on fire to complete the look of your summer home!
He's a man. He's on fire. He's Man on Fire™.
Man on Fire™. By Trope Co.®.
