Come to the Greasy Spoon™!
We serve unique breakfast combos like the 2X4*, the Hobo*, a dry Breakfast Burrito with a packet of generic hot sauce on the side, a cheese omelette, chopped liver with onions and a small carton of cereal and milk for the kiddies.
Our lunch specials include the Dagwood Sandwich™, the Satiating Sandwich, the Daily Burger Special with a terrible pun in its name and the Breakfast Club sandwich with your choice of hashbrowns or french fries! All for the low, low price of a smile and whatever monetary worth we wrote down on the chalkboard. That's right! We still use a chalkboard!
We have old ladies dressed in sexy waitress uniforms chewing gum wanting to take your order, tattered booth cushions perfect for sharing state/incriminating secrets with your cohort, garishly decorated milkshakes with expired cherries on top and a free cup of cheap coffee served scalding hot with every purchase!
No Drive-Thru Antics in our establishment! The Greasy Spoon™ has been here before the time of the Burger Fool. Those entitled Boomers may have killed the Diner industry by flocking to drive-ins, but we survived it, and will continue to survive and provide top-quality service in all of its sticky, cigarette-tinted glory!
Come on down to the one and only Greasy Spoon™ in Everytown, Washington-State, Bright Falls, Washington-State, South Park, Colorado, North Park, Colorado, Middle Park, Colorado, Arcadia Bay, Oregon and Clamp Plaza.
Our establishment is not liable to any difficulties including food poisoning, second-hand smoke or gun-fights.
