To use the Sorting Algorithm of Mortality, simply add the Scream Score for each applicable row, then divide by the number of applicable rows (at this point, 13 or fewer). Remember: this is a relative score, so you need at least 3 characters from the same movie or series to establish a baseline. The original article is here. For characters who have already snuffed it, see Sorting Algorithm of Deadness.
Example Cast:
Series or Film NameDescription of who's who and why they're likely to snuff it.
- Character A:
- Row 1: Value 5-1
- Row 2: Value 5-1
- Row 3: Value 5-1
- Total divided by rows: Final score and witty pun
- Character B:
- Row 1: Value 5-1
- Row 2: Value 5-1
- Row 3: Value 5-1
- Total divided by rows: Final score and witty pun
- Character C:
- Row 1: Value 5-1
- Row 2: Value 5-1
- Row 3: Value 5-1
- Total divided by rows: Final score and witty pun
Danaerys
- Age: Protagonist teens; 2
- Sexual Orientation: Straight; 3
- Role: The Hero; 1
- Race: White; 1
- Aesthetics: Hottest thing alive, 1
- Personality: The Captain; 2
- Virtues: Action Girl; 2
- Final Score: 1.714. Maybe anyone can die, but Dany's sticking around for a while.
Now let's see a character most fans want to see very dead:
Ramsay Bolton
- Age: single adult, though technically married: 3
- Sexual Orientation: technically straight, 3
- Role: Complete Monster, 5
- Race: White, 1
- Aesthetics: not an attractive guy. 5.
- Personality: sadist. 4.
- Flaws: Have I mentioned that he's a sadist? Also, too many others to count. 5
- "Virtues": He's pretty pragmatic at torture. 5.
- Species: Human. 3.
- Occupation: Villain by default, 5
- Final score: 39/10=3.9 - hope for the best
And everyone's favorite Affably Evil Littlefinger:
- Age: single adult, 3
- Sexual Orientation: straight, 3
- Role: villain AND Obi-Wan, 5
- Race: White, 1
- Aesthetics: Average, 3
- Personality: Magnificent Bastard, Manipulative Bastard, 4
- Flaws: Megalomania, inferiority complex, greed. 5.
- "Virtues": Smart, savvy, 3
- Species: Human, 3
- Occupation: Mentor and villain, 5
- Final score: 35/10 = 3.5 - better chances than Ramsay Snow, but still has to be careful.
Jon Snow
- Age: Protagonist teen, 2
- Sexual Orientation: Straight despite attempts at celibacy, but reluctant due to his position, 2
- Role: The hero of his story, 1
- Race: White, 1
- Aesthetics: Notably above average, so we'll say, 2
- Personality: Flawed but still competent and good enough to be considered Messianic Archetype, 1
- Flaws: Possibly Genre Blind considering his more idealist attitude in this Crapsack World, 5.
- "Virtues": Pragmatic, Quiet, Smart, Determinator. Difficult to say, but we'll average him out and round up to a 3
- Species: Human, 3
- Occupation: Commander of the Watch, 4
- Final Score: 24/10 = 2.4 - Better than Ramsay or Littlefinger, naturally, but not as good as Daenarys. He has cause to be concerned, especially considering what world he lives in. And, considering recent events, he may already be dead. Knowing Martin, Jon could go either way at this point.