Mario and the Retarded Spaghetti Factory
- Toad falls from the sky and explodes.
- Mario horribly singing "I Will Always Love You".
- Apparently, Mario lives near Onett.
- Bowser can be seen reading a book titled "50 Shades of Koopa".
- Mario listens to Thrift Shop on his way to the factory.
- The boss of the factory is a Teletubby in a Willy Wonka getup. He also has a familiar hat.
- "CHOCOLAAAATE!!!"
- Tubbie Wonka's evil laugh is directly taken from Plants vs. Zombies.
- "You little shit!"
- Tubbie Wonka plays an ocarina.
- "Surprise motherf*cker!"
- "Sweet merciful crap!"
- "You are dead. Not big surprise."
- "Please...your omnipotence... have mercy!"
- Mario thinking.
- "Stop right there!"
- "Spaghetti!"
- "This is UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLEEEE!!!!"
The Butt Ninja
- One of the guards plays Flappy Bird.
- "DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE!"
- He then throws a Buzzy Beetle at the door.
- "You get... NOTHING!"
- Morgan Freeman becomes a Running Gag.
- The Butt Ninja makes a strange noise whenever he runs away.
- "RAISINS!!"
Pointy Things
- Swagmaster thinks that Sergeant Mark is part of The Wiggles.
- Swagmaster horribly singing "I Will Always Love You".
- "Boooobies!"
- Whenever Mark catches Chris and Swagmaster burying the body of Mark's mother, a familiar sound plays.
- Swagmaster and Mark have a rap battle.
Prisoners
- "Pingas!"
- ROCKET LAUNCHER!
- After Swagmaster blows up the prisoner, the victory music from Final Fantasy plays.
- The title screen uses the victory music from New Super Mario Bros., conplete with voice clip.
- "Please...your omnipotence...have mercy!"
- "You're hot!"
- Mario and Wario end up being in jail together.
- "RAISINS!"
- Luigi appears in an Affectionate Parody of the "Luigi Death Stare" meme.
- "I got an autistic bear over here, and it's not friendly!"
- Po watches in awe as Swagmaster shows off his swag.
- Whenever Morgan Freeman blows up Gavin, the game over music from Donkey Kong can be heard.
- One of the prisoners is a crazy old man.
- Swagmaster describes the escaped prisoner as "a rectangle with creepy-ass eyes". It turns out to be Steve, but the first thing Chris thinks of is Barney.
- Chris: Oh jeez, we're screwed!
- Whether this is intentional or not is unknown, but Swagmaster hears a car horn and thinks of clowns.
- Steve flying through the roof.
Swag Party Hostages
- Music from EarthBound (1994) plays as the unnamed kidnapper appears.
- Swagmaster blowing up the Pepsi machine.
- "Kiss me!"
- The kidnapper's ringtone is the My Little Pony theme song.
- Swagmaster eats a poison mushroom and starts hallucinating that he is in the Mushroom Kingdom.
- Swagmaster's secret weapon is called "Mega Swagalicious Pingas".
- "You wanna know how I got these scars?!"
- Whenever the kidnapper explodes, the game over music from Super Mario Bros. can be heard.