Self Demonstrating / True Art

"μῆνιν ἄειδε θεὰ Πηληϊάδεω Ἀχιλῆος

οὐλομένην, ἣ μυρί' Ἀχαιοῖς ἄλγε' ἔθηκεν"

—Homer, The Iliad

"Beeeerrrrrr...."

—Homer, The Simpsons

"Padatyu gibisïn ego."

—Somebody.

Here's the short version.

'''Plagiarism'''.

Present Day. Present Time. '''aHa'''Ha'''Ha'''Ha'''Ha''' True Art is not this. This is ''not'' art. CAT PLANET This m̶i̶n̶o̶t̶a̶u̶r̶ trope is not for you.

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True aŗт ιş ɐ τύпά. Ťɹυε ąŗŧ ǐs a tubal ligation. True art slept with your sister and is having her babies.

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...Yeah. Just in case you hadn't figured it out, True Art doesn't make a lot of sense. Strictly speaking, it's a quality of fiction which, in the minds of critics and artists, allows an otherwise normal work to transcend itself and become a statement on the human condition. The quest to attain this nebulous status, however, has produced some distinctive tropes of its own.

True Art can be any of these things:

• True Art Is Ancient
• True Art Is Angsty
• True Art Is Boring
• True Art Is Incomprehensible

See also It's Popular, Now It Sucks! (aka. True Art Is Not Popular), Public Medium Ignorance, and No True Scotsman.

We will now return you to your regularly scheduled nonsense.

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True Art can't be not possibly different from anything that is not the opposite of any of these things:

• True Art Is Ancient
• One Potato
• True Art Is Angsty
• Two Potato
• True Art Is Incomprehensible
• Three Potato
  • Potato Suicide
• Potatautopsy

I am your subconscious. Feathers are arrows.

7 colors in the rainbow. 7 deadly sins. 7 brands of Barbasol if you include the discontinued lines. DO I HAVE TO DRAW A MAP?! Atrodo visi rašo angliškai, bet jei nesupranti angliškai, o tokių tokriausiai nėra, tai tikras means yra labai keistas. Guess What I Did Last Night?

True Art is not this. This is not art. Art is not true.

This page most is Isao strange with this wiki. That he being tic doctor, it can do to be art at six most important surface places. True Art Is Angsty, True Art Is Incomprehensible, and True Art Is Ancient have. Je veux dire, vraiment. Ii 1 как представление может начать быть хорошо? That time of I stupefaction me. You call this page to being the human;

No es rakoon, es castor$%^!

under conditions unlimited. Meaning, as for depth, there is bottomless. Therefore the he performance well to not having brio that, the useless person, Icanhascheezburger? this is.

As sleepwalk under the table with the popsicle and to fish rod for the sun is stupid, I think you should try giving me my ugly dad back so that I can trade him with a free stroke. The whole world will exterminated by pepper-pot polar bear train. Aar, blaar, meen bleen yagga yagga.

Buggrit. Millennium hand and shrimp.

True Art Is Green.

There is no spoiler here.

Have you ever phoned a police box? You shouldn't. Police boxes might not actually have an operational phone, and it's annoying when it rings all the time. Who needs phones, anyway?

"我一定会回来的！"

—灰太狼, 《喜羊羊与灰太狼》

• I love my friends.
  • I love my socks.

• My socks are my friends.
  • I ate my socks.

• I ate my friends.
• I ate my friends' socks.

• Now I'm choking on socks.
• Now I'm in hell.

• I ate my socks again.
• Now I'm in socks.

• My socks are in socks.
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The walls of Jericho came TUMBLING DOWN. TUMBLINGGGGGGGGGGGG DOWNFORWARDS SPLATTERSPLAT UPON THE WEEEEEEEEMING WEEEEEEEMING. This bubblegum is not a machete, unless. Truthfully, no, this machete is not a boblegum.

9 messages in your inbox. They are not loaded. TRISTAN TIZARA LlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllVES!

The Hell? No, The Heaven? THEY'RE COMING. The squirrels.

La trahison des images? Ceci n'est pas l'art.

It am hurt me brain! Wilhelm scream BEHIND YOU

I am dwarf. Dwarf in White. Dwarf in very, very white.

The Existencialistic uber-complex Matrix-Based-Philosophical conversations about the true nature of elementry idealistic antidisestablishI'M GOING TO BUTTFUCK YOUmentarism of biochemical exposure to thewonderfulwizardofozism.

Tuna rubber, a little blubber in my igloo.

Ness...Ness...Ness...Ness...Ness...Ness...NesWHAT!!!?

The following statement is true.

Skip this sentence.

The preceding statement was false.

^{Seven airplanes are allergic to}  bulletproof coffins!

The wasps are here. This Troper's Allah.

TVTROPES WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE TVTROPES WILL RUIN YOUR VOCABULARY TVTROPES WILL RUIN YOUR HOUSE TVTROPES WILL RUIN YOUR RELATIONSHIPS TVTROPES WILL RUIN YOUR CAREER TVTROPES WILL RUIN YOUR SHOES TVTROPES WILL RUIN YOUR LUNCH TVTROPES WILL RUIN YOUR PIRATE TVTROPES WILL RUIN YOUR TVTROPES WILL RUIN YOUR TVTROPES WILL RUIN...

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ADAMANTIUM RAAAAAAAGE!!!!

cotton, so soft like sheep

• My friends and I have shown in this metaphor. They are spoken. It is not my part ... of hazardous waste chemicals

Q: Man, who keeps taking the picture of my cat off this page?

A: Doctor Twelve.

A certain meaning and "Eyes of Death" were true. She became splendid Death. haha.

• Potato Resurrection

The Merkrons have invaded our space! All that we have left is the English batallion of Yah boo! Nice nice! Phillips is a German and he have my pen...

If a tree falls in a forest and there's no one around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
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Yes.

We've got to do somthing about the ded cat on da flrrr1111

Welcome to the Good Ship Misery.

* bong* Start again.

InSTrumEnTaLIty! Halleluja!

Take this brother, may it serve you well. ¯\(°_o)/¯

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Addendum negative-six (-6) : True Art is not an SCP, by order of 05-█

~Dr. █████

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Subliminal message!










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STAR WARS Episode LXIX BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality.

Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see, I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy, Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low, Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head, Pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun, But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry, If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Too late, my time has come, Sends shivers down my spine, Body's aching all the time. Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go, Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

Mama, ooh (anyway the wind blows), I don't wanna die, I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning, Very, very frightening me. (Galileo) Galileo. (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro Magnifico.

I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me. He's just a poor boy from a poor family, Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!) Will not let you go. (Let me go!) Never, never let you go Never let me go, oh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.) Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you think you can love me and leave me to die? Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby, Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)

Nothing really matters, Anyone can see, Nothing really matters, Nothing really matters to me.

Anyway the wind blows...

According to Utilitarianism. We should kill everyone now. The reason being that in just under 200 years with the current mortality rate we will have gone past the total amount of deaths now. Estimates vary. But the point remains the same. Now, at some point in the future, everyone will die. As well as all culture ceasing to be. Sun Dying. Meteor. Perhaps a man made disaster. (Heat Death of the Universe if you're incredibly optimistic.) So, if it's going to happen anyway, why not now? Minimize the number of total deaths. Unless you think future cultures and humanity deserve to exist for a short period of time. Then we should microwave the lemons and send them to Mars. Further the giraffe population. Eat all the Cartridges for old computer games. Make the spice of potato French. Stop being onion rings.

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This is not a trope.

These trope names suck. They need more eggs.

• True Eggs are Incomprehensible
• True Eggs are Angsty
• True Eggs are Ancient
• True Eggs are Boring(Seriously, so boring)

Don't you get my point? YOU WILL GIVE ME AN EGG.

Yeeny yeeny yeeny! YEENY YEENY YEENY! Indeed, we must petition to save the Cu CU Mberrrrrrzzzzz!!!111!9! sex sEx Sex SeX sEX? Wh-WHERE? DANGAR.ALART.DANGAR.ALART.Bread feed in detected. Sir, it's a beige alert. M-m-M-M-m-m-MM-m-M-m-m-M-m-mMoOOOLD!! Youe are Valid numborz! Sweetbeard, embryo.Bouquet of contentious turdblossoms.Conga Line of Antipathy.M-m-m. Embravce your lack of poetri dicshes shels.Little Demon Malwhere.So fucking edgy~

WOP WOP, IMMA FROG Well, MODESTO WATER NUMBER!

Poopy-di scoop. Scoop-diddy-whoop. Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop. Poop-di-scoopty. Scoopty-whoop. Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop. Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop. Poop, poop. Scoop-diddy-whoop. Whoop-diddy-scoop. Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop.

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''This isn't true art. This art is popular. It sucks!

This is your own masterpiece!

B̶u̶t̶ ̶I̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶T̶u̶e̶s̶d̶a̶y̶,̶ ̶P̶a̶t̶r̶i̶c̶k̶!̶ HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK SOCKS

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