...and so he sez to me, "YEAH, baby, you got style, but if you're gonna be a real villain, ya gotta have a TV Tropes page!" And I sez, "YEAH, BABY, YEAH!"
'CUZ I'M THE EVIL MIDNIGHT BOMBER WHAT BOMBS AT MIDNIGHT!
So he sez to me, "You gotta do something SMART, baby, something BIG!" He sez, "You wanna be a supervillain, right?" And I go, "YEAH, BABY, YEAH!" He sez, "You got bombs, blow up the Comet Club! It's packed with superheroes... you'll go down in supervillain history!"
And I go, "YEAH, BABY, YEAH!"
'CUZ I'M THE EVIL MIDNIGHT BOMBER WHAT BOMBS AT MIDNIGHT!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Eat my smoke, copper!
You got style, baby!
- Artistic License – Physics: An object at rest... cannot be stopped!
- Blatant Lies: Me? Some sort of supervillain?! You'll never be able to pin a thing on me, copper, I'm squeaky clean! I'm nothing but an honest part time electrician! ...BAD IS GOOD, BABY! DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT!
- Card-Carrying Villain: Yeah, baby, YEAH! There's nothing I want more than to go down in history as a supervillain, and there's NOTHING I LOVE MORE THAN BLOWING STUFF UP! AT MIDNIGHT!!!
- Cloud Cuckoolander: SURF'S UP, SPACE PONIES, I'M MAKIN' GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS! AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
- Department of Redundancy Department: And so he sez, "I like your style, kid! But I'm not too sure about the gimmick. Will people 'get' it?" And I go "The only thing they'll ever need to know about the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight, is that he always bombs stuff, BUT ONLY AT MIDNIGHT, BABY!"
- The Ghost: And then he sez, "Don't forget, you an' me, we ain't never met," and I go, "OhohoHO, don't you worry, buddy - even if I talk about ya incessantly - which is good, cuz I WILL - people won't even be sure you freakin' EXIST!"
- Mad Bomber: Yeah, baby, YEAH! AND NEVER FORGET, I ALWAYS BOMB AT MIDNIGHT!
- No Indoor Voice: And he sez to me, "Evil's OK in by my book, what about yours?!" And I go, "YEAH, BABY, YEAH!"
- Stuff Blowing Up: KABOOM!
- Talkative Loon: ...And so he sez to me, "I don't like the cut of your jib!" And I go, "it's the only jib I got, baby!"
- Verbal Tic: So then he sez to me: "You do seem to say 'so he sez' and 'yeah, baby, yeah!' a whole lot, kid." And I say "YEAH, BABY, YEAH!"
