It's me! Johnny Hr! Johnny Bravo
(For better results, this page is best read in the voice of Jeff Bennett or Víctor Hugo Aguilar if you live in Latin America.)
Hah! Hah! Hr! Hah!
Oo-ooh, man! Johnny Bravo's finally got his own TV Tropes page! All those who would like to speak with or about Johnny Bravo must now refer to Johnny Bravo in the third person. ...What? I sure do like the sound of it.
So yeah, this page is all mine, all Johnny Bravo's. Lemme tell you a little about myself. I'm a highly sophisticated kinda guy who enjoys a little alone time with his millions of screaming lady fans. But enough about me, let's hear a little more about me.
Johnny Bravo's gonna cut things a little short, but remember, this is Johnny Bravo's page. Not that dweeb Carl's or that annoying little neighbor girl's or even my loving mama's, who Johnny Bravo no longer lives with by the way. This is all about Johnny Bravo.note
Johnny Bravo provides examples of the following personality traits:
- Amazon Chaser note
- Berserk Button: Nobody touches the glasses, and nobody, but NOBODY, threatens Johnny's mama! Nevermind the species!
- Butt-Monkey: Ooh! Monkey!
- Casanova Wannabe: Waddya mean wannabe?
- Catchphrase: Whoah mama!
- Right. What'd I say?
- Wiggy!
- The Chew Toy: Johnny Bravo does not want to be reminded.
- Casual Kink: My mamma warned me about strange women who shackle men to walls or tables! ...And I'm hoping she's right about them.
- Childhood Brain Damage: Did ya know, when I was 12 years old, I got kicked in the head real hard at a pony farm?
- Cool Shades: Nobody sees Johnny Bravo without his glasses.
- Deadpan Snarker: Yeah whatever.
- Disappeared Dad: Ya know, Mama Bravo ain't never been too clear on whatever happened to Papa Bravo. Ah well, she does well enough on her own.
- Dumbass Has a Point: Waddya mean dumb?
- Dumb Blonde: Waddya mean dumb?
- Epic Fail: note Johnny Bravo knows nothing about failing but knows all there is about being Epic!
- Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas: As bad as Johnny Bravo can be, Johnny Bravo will always love his mamma.
- Everyone Has Standards: Johnny Bravo ain't no liar. Maybe the whole "sensitive guy" schtick draws in the babes, but Johnny ain't gonna pretend to be something he ain't. And you won't like what happens once the ladies see through the charade...
- Also, Johnny loves the ladies, but if you ain't an adult, then Johnny's not gonna get involved with ya.
- Fascinating Eyebrow: Johnny Bravo's eyebrow is just one of the fascinating things about him.
- Flanderization: I hadn't noticed, but I'm guessing Johnny Bravo got more pretty as Johnny Bravo went on.
- Gender Bender: Yes, Johnny Bravo was a woman once. But Johnny Bravo's still the beefiest cake at the butchery.
- Hairstyle Inertia: I've had my hunky hairstyle since I was just a baby.
- Handsome Lech: With the emphasis on "handsome", baby!
- Hartman Hips:note I was so much prettier as a man.
- Hidden Depths: Ya know, I really did like that European chick.
- Hollywood Tone-Deaf: Hey, watcha gettin' at? The crowds were just fighting to get an earful of Johnny Bravo's singin'! What, you think they turned up to hear that dweeb Carl or that neighbor kid?
- Hunk: Johnny Bravo rolled up into just one word.
- Jaw Drop: Johnny Bravo's jaw only drops for my many many hot chick fans.
- Jeff Bennett: Who's that?
- Impossible Hourglass Figurenote
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Johnny Bravo doesn't have time for dweebs like Carl or brats like that little neighbor girl, but Johnny Bravo loves his mama.
- Muscles Are Meaningless: Waddya mean meaningless? Just watch this! Hah! Hr! Hah! Hah!
- Nobody Touches the Hair: "Watch the hair."
- No Mouth: Johnny Bravo only shows his mouth when Johnny Bravo speaks or makes a funny face. And for getting the ladies.
- Paper Tiger: Is that some kinda origami thing?
- Screams Like a Little Girl: Lies! Johnny Bravo has the manliest scream of twenty men!
- Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: If you're talking about that nerd Carl, I've never seen him in my life.
- Small Name, Big Ego: Johnny Bravo's sure his ego, whatever that is, is as big as his opinion of himself and his muscles combined!
- Sunglasses at Night: Johnny Bravo always has to look stylish and studly, even at night.
My glasses! I can't be seen without mah glasses!
- Third-Person Person: Johnny Bravo is Johnny Bravo!
- This Loser Is You: Who calls Johnny Bravo a loser? Let Johnny Bravo ask ya this: Would a loser like me be the most handsome and manly guy you ever laid your eyes on?
- Too Dumb to Live: Waddya mean dumb?
- Too Spicy for Yog-Sothoth: That frost giant made a big mistake eatin' Johnny Bravo right after he ate a whole bag of jalapenos!
- And next time ya try to steal someone's brain, make sure they have one!
- Took a Level in Dumbass: Eh, so season 2 and 3 of Johnny's show wasn't his greatest moment, it drew in the viewers, didn't it?
- Top-Heavy Guy: Johnny Bravo's got the heaviest top in the history of tops more than a lot of pounds!
- Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist: You talk funny.
- Virgin Sacrifice: Hey, lady, I— *punch!*
- Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: CLOWNS!?
