Gwenpool
Heya! I know you're reading this! How's it like on the other side of the screen?
I'm Gwenpool, and I'm no ordinary hero. You see, I've actually read the comics of the Marvel Universe, so I'm a superhero geek, just like you! So when I was suddenly catapulted into a comic book all of a sudden, I knew I could FUCK SHIT UP! Anything's possible when you're a Reality Warper! So now the goddess of comics (that's me) tries her best to make her way in the Marvel Universe in the best way I know how.
- Ascended Fanboy: I love comics so much that I got to live my dream of becoming apart of them. Its pretty hard, but your favorite fangirl always finds a way to manage
- Alliance of Alternates: Problem? Exploit Depending on the Writer to bring a convenient character to solve the issue!
- Alternate Universe: I've got quite a few alternate reality selves running around. There's the me who has the Venom symbiote, the one who died when Deadpool killed the Marvel Universe for the second time (that guy needs anger management classes), the one from LEGO Marvel Superheroes 2. I get around quite a bit.
- Animal Motif: My pet is a land shark, my backpack is shark-shaped and I appeared as a shark in that YouTube video. I think it's cats.
- Bad Powers, Good People: I'm aware of everyone's powers and secret identities because I read the comics, but don't worry, I won't tell! I have to say, Jane Foster was shocked when I called her by name.
- Blood Knight: I'm not saying that I like killing bad guys and blowing things up, but I'm not not saying it either
- Breaking the Fourth Wall: I started out as just your average girl (who no one understands), but later on I found that I could manipulate comic panels as easily as a comic artist Its a bummer that I can't kill anyone who actually matters
- Broken Bird: Unlike my friends, who have normal lives, moved on and got jobs, I have nothing, except me and my comics. And then I had to give that up too.
- The Cutie: They call me Marshmallow Gwen for a reason.
- Death Is Cheap: I've already died twice in two alternate realities. Luckily, death means nothing in comics so your girl gets to stick around forever, yay me!
- Evil Counterpart: My worst enemy is an evil version of myself from the future. Luckily I managed to get rid of her, but just in case she comes back, I've sworn off wearing pants. I guess the moral of my story is that pants are evil.
- Fanboy: I'm no regular comic fan, I'm addicted! It's to the point it eclipses my chances of getting a job and an education!
- Idiot Hero: Excuse me, eating this glowing radium coveted by the villains won't affect me at all.
- Irony: I don't get why people say I'm quirky. Anyway, I don't like Deadpool. He's too "LOL memes" for me.
- Medium Awareness: Like you, I'm from the real world!
- Mutant: I used my Reality Warper to retcon myself into one, so now you can't say I'm not one, because that's going against canon!
- Ms. Fanservice: I've noticed that other comics get higher readership when the heroine wears a leotard, so I'm just following tradition
- Multiple-Choice Past: I could be a comic fangirl who got transported to the Marvel universe or I could be a mutant who has the power to warp reality. If I'm going to have a past I prefer it to be multiple choice!note
- NEET: In the real world, at least. That's why being in a comic is so much more fun, because I can be anything. A mecha pilot one day, a ninja the next. It's like this world was made for me!
- No Fourth Wall: I don't just break the 4th wall my dear reader, I can atomize it to the point where the ending of my comic has me unsuccessfully trying not to get cancelled
- Parental Substitute: Batroc is just a friend, its not like I secretly look up to him as a dad or anything! Okay maybe a little
- Pink Is Feminine: My suit, shark, guns, katanas, bombs, mecha, and assorted weaponry are all pink!
- Screw Destiny: I give the finger to what Evil Gwenpool says. I may be a Reality Warper with a Multiple-Choice Past, but I am far from a villain.
- Taught by Television: I learned katana-wielding from only the most refined of teachers: YouTube.
- Trash Talk: I'm not a fan of being silent during battle. All my years of gaming have taught me that a bit of trash talk always makes things more fun
- Trigger-Happy: I have guns and katanas and I'll use them for whatever I want, dammit!
