RRRAAAARRRGHHHH!!!!! RRRRRAAAAARRRRHHHHGHHGHHH!!!!!... *pant pant pant*
….HI. I ANIMAL. I MUPPET. I PLAY DRUMS!!!!! DRUMS!!!!! GRAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
FIVE THINGS ANIMAL LIKE: WO-MAN!!!!! SLEEP!!!!!! FOOD!!!!!!! DRUMS!!!!!! PAIN!!!!!!! GRRRRAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHH!!!!!
I FROM MUPPET SHOW!!!!! PLAY IN BAND!!!!!!! KEEP ON LEASH!!!!!!!! OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!!!! LOTS OF HITS!!!!!!!! GRAAARRRRGHHHHH!!!!!!!!! ANIMAL REMEMBER ONE TIME!!!!!!! FROG GUY GET ME TO CHASE KILT GUY OFF STAGE!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
THEN SHOW END!!!!!!! RAAAARRRGHHH!!!!! SESAME GUYS KEEP GOING! BUT NOT MUPPETS!!!!!!!! NOT ANIMAL!!!!!!!! AAAAAAGYAGYAGYAGYAGYAGYAGYAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! *pant pant pant*
…BUT THEN MUPPETS HAVE MOVIE. AND ANIMAL IN IT!!!!!!!!! I GROW BIG!!!!!!! CHASE AWAY BAD GUY!!!!!!!! SAVE FROG GUY!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! THEN MUPPETS MAKE MORE MOVIES!!!!!! ANIMAL IN THEM TOO!!!!!!!!! AND BABY ANIMAL APPEAR IN BABY MUPPET CARTOON!!!!!!!!! ANIMAL DANCE!
THEN MUPPET SPACE MOVIE COME OUT!!!!!!! IT JUNK!!!!!!! BECAUSE ANIMAL NOT STAR!!!!!! GRRRAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH!!! SO SEGEL GUY MAKE NEW MUPPET MOVIE!!!!!! I TAKE ANGER MANAGEMENT. IN CONTROL… *pant* IN CONTROL… *pant* BUT THEN DRUMS!!!! DRUMS!!!!!!! MAKE ANIMAL MAD!!!!! MAD!!!!! ANIMAL PLAY FOR FROG GUY’S SONG!!!!!! AND EVERYONE LOVE!!!!!!! GRAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THEN THEY MAKE SEQUEL!!!!!!! BAD FROG IN IT!!!!!!! FOOL OTHER MUPPETS!!!!!!!! BUT NOT ANIMAL!!!!!!! ANIMAL SMART!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… *pant*… *pant*…
ANIMAL IN COMPUTER VIDEOS TOO!!!!! SING WITH BEAKER AND CHEF GUY
!!!!!! NO ONE UNDERSTAND!!!!!!! BUT EVERYONE LOVE!!!!!!! THEN WE DO QUEEN SONG!!!!!!! I PLAY DRUMS AGAIN!!!!! I SING FOR MAMA!!!!!... ANIMAL MISS MAMA. BUT WE WON THE WEBBY!!!!! WE WON THE WEBBY!!!!! ANIMAL TELL MAMA!!!!!! GRAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH!!!! (AND ANIMAL PLAY DRUMS FOR WEEZER TOO!!!)
ANIMAL MAKE TROPE PAGE!!!!!!! BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVE ANIMAL!!!!!! EVERYONE READ ABOUT ANIMAL!!!!!! BECAUSE ANIMAL ROCK!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
FRANK OZ ANIMAL’S BEST HELPER!!!!! SAME GUY AS PIG WOMAN AND BEAR GUY AND EAGLE GUY AND COOKIE GUY AND GREEN Star Wars GUY AND... *pant pant pant*… ANIMAL FORGET. BUT HE RETIRE. NOW ERIC JACOBSON ANIMAL’S HELPER!!!!!
TROPES!!!!! TROPES!!!!! GRAAAAARRRRGHHHH!!!!!!
- Afraid of Doctors: When ANIMAL BABY, ANIMAL SCARED TO GO TO DOCTOR!!! MISS NANNY MAKE ANIMAL NOT SCARED!!!
- All Drummers Are Animals: ANIMAL NAME TROPE!!! THAT MAKE IT BEST TROPE!!!!! RAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHH!!!!!
- Berserk Button: NO REPLACE!!!! NO REPLACE WITH DUDLEY MOORE OR DRUM MACHINE!!!!! NO NO NO GRAAAAHHHH!!!!!
- Big Eater: EAT DRUMS!!!! EAT DRUMS!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
- Breakout Character: ANIMAL EVERYONE’S FAVORITE IN BAND!!!!!! LOTS OF ANIMAL THINGS TO BUY!!!!!!! MORE THAN FROG GUY!!!!!! I BECOME OLYMPIC SKI MASCOT TOO!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer: ANIMAL CRAZY!!!!! BUT ANIMAL GREAT RHYTHM!!!!!! ANIMAL DO GREAT HIBATCHI AND TIKTOK DANCES TOO, BUT BEST RHYTHM IS DRUMS DRUMS DRUMS!!!
- Cartoon Creature: WHAT ANIMAL IS ANIMAL? ME DON'T KNOW! ME DON'T CARE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
- The Cast Showoff: ANIMAL DRUM BATTLE! BUDDY RICH! TRAVIS BARKER! DAVE GROHL! ANIMAL WIN BATTLE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
- Dark Is Not Evil: ANIMAL WILD ONE!!!!!!! BUT NOT BAD ONE!!!!!!! ANIMAL LIKE MUPPETS!!!!!!! THEY GOOD!!!!!! THEY NICE TO ANIMAL!!!!!!!
- Doorstep Baby: ANIMAL LEFT ON FLOYD'S PORCH AS BABY! FLOYD TAKE IN ANIMAL AND SING BABY SONG! NOW ANIMAL IS WITH BAND AND CAN BEAT DRUMS BEAT DRUMS BEAT DRUMS!!!!!!!!!
- Evil Detecting Animal: FROG GUY GONE!!! BAD FROG TRY TAKE HIS PLACE!!! FOOL OTHER MUPPETS!!!! BUT ANIMAL KNOW BETTER!!!! GRAAAAAARGHHHH!!!!!
- Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas: MAMA?!! YOO-HOO!!!! MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA!!!! MAMA...
- Extreme Omnivore: EAT DRUMS!!! EAT DRUMS!!!
- Fiery Redhead: ME RED!!!!!!!!! ME ANGRY!!!!! ME BETTER THAN RED TICKLE GUY!!!!!! GRAAAAARRRRGHHHHH!!!!!
- The Heart: MAYHEM GET TV SHOW, AND IN IT ANIMAL IS THE REASON WHY EVERYONE STICKS TOGETHER EVEN AFTER TIKTOK! EVERYONE LOVE ANIMAL SINCE BABY!!!
- Hulk Speak: ANIMAL TALK GOOD!!!!!!!! JUST LIKE BIG GREEN MARVEL GUY!!! WE BOTH BIG AND ANGRY AND DISNEY!!!! HANG OUT SOMETIME!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
- Inevitably Broken Rule: WHEN ANIMAL IN ANGER PLACE, THEY SAY NO DRUMMING! BUT ANIMAL DRUM ANYWAY TO SAVE THEATRE!!!
- Large Ham: LOTS OF MUPPETS ARE HAM! ESPECIALLY PIG WOMAN!!!! BUT ANIMAL IS BIGGEST ONE!!!!! ME SHOUT A LOT!!!!! THAT MAKE ME HAM!!!!!.... HAM TASTE GOOD!!!!! BUT NOT PIG WOMAN!!!!! (EXCEPT IF YOU CHEF GUY.)
- Plot Allergy: IN SECOND BABY CARTOON, ANIMAL GOT HAY FEVER!!! FRIENDS MISTOOK FOR DISEASE CALLED "THE SNEEZIES"!!!
- Signature Laugh: ANIMAL LAUGH LIKE THIS: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
- Sore Loser: ANIMAL THROW DRUM AT BUDDY RICH LOSING DRUM BATTLE!!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!
- Still Got It: ANIMAL STOP DRUMMING!!! DRUMS MAKE ANIMAL MAD!!! BUT ANIMAL DRUM FOR FROG GUY'S SONG!!! AND ANIMAL STILL DRUM GOOD!!! PINK GUITAR GUY SAY SO!!!!
Sgt. Floyd Pepper: You still got it!
- The Unintelligible: SOMETIMES ANIMAL IS LIKE GRAAAAAAAHHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
- Wicked Cultured: RENOIR! RENOIR!!!
Waldorf: So it's pretty much the Internet in a nutshell!
Both: Do-ho-ho-ho—
Animal: GO AWAY!!! GO AWAY!!!!
