Sandbox / Pages Needing Better Laconics

List of Laconic pages that have problems to be discussed here. Use quotes in case they get changed without a notice.

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• Aero Fighters — Recycled In Space
  Strikers 1945 if the ships were piloted by J-pop singers, ninjas, dolphins, babies, and the like.

• Alien: Covenant — Relies on a quote from another work.
  "Dumbass colonists."
  — US Colonial Marine PFC Spunkmeyer gives his professional opinion, in Aliens.

• The Art of Self-Defense — X Meets Y
  The Karate Kid meets Fight Club meets The Lobster.

• Bio-Meat: Nectar — Complaining.
  An horror manga where most people's reactions can be described as Too Dumb to Live: The Manga.

• Black★Rock Shooter — All-Blue Entry
  Color-Coded Action Girls in dark and Astral Checker Board Decor landscapes with music by Vocaloid.
  Color-Coded Action Girls From The Id.
  Color-Coded Action Girls After the End of an Alien Invasion.
  Color-Coded Action Girls between Life and Death.

• Boruto — Too reliant on knowing the context of the previous work, and doesn't describe the plot.
  Naruto’s Son doesn't want To Be a Master, while the Uchiha does.

• The Brittas Empire — Relies on knowledge of other works.
  Imagine Arnold J. Rimmer running a leisure centre...

• DARLING in the FRANXX — X Meets Y
  Studio TRIGGER and A-1 Pictures do giant mecha action, doggy-style.

• Department of Redundancy Department (trope) — Surely there is more to it than that.
  Repetition.

• Down the Rabbit Hole (trope) — Relies on a work the trope is not actually a Whole-Plot Reference of.
  The plot structure of Alice in Wonderland with associated tropes.

• Gunbuster — X Meets Y.
  Aim for the Ace! meets Top Gun during The Forever War.

• Incognito Cinema Warriors XP — Relies on knowledge of other works.
  Take 4 parts Mystery Science Theater 3000, 2 parts Greg the Bunny, and one part Zombie Apocalypse. Stir well, and enjoy.

• John Dies at the End — Relies on knowledge of another work.
  Harold & Kumar Punch Out Cthulhu.

• Kamen Rider J — X Meets Y.
  Captain Planet and the Planeteers, Shotaro Ishinomori style. With a bit of Ultraman thrown in too.

• Kamen Rider ZO — X Meets Y.
  Kamen Rider protects a young boy from The Terminator.

• Loons: The Fight for Fame — X Meets Y.
  Looney Tunes à la Power Stone.

• The Lucifer and Biscuit Hammer — Uses a single trope and doesn't describe the plot.
  Recruiting Teenagers With Attitude Problems.

• Maria Watches Over Us — Recycled In Space.
  Bait-and-Switch Lesbians, the series.

• Misfits — Recycled In Space.
  Heroes with ASBOs.

• MO: Astray — Entirely based around knowledge of another work.
  That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime: The Game.

• Monster Breeder — Nondescriptive.
  Monster Puns: The Video Game!

• One Shot (the film) — Recycled In Space.
  Die Hard on a prison island, but on one shot.

• Ouran High School Host Club — Recycled In Space.
  Twelfth Night: The High School Anime.

• PHD — Recycled In Space.
  "Dilbert but in graduate school."

• Resident Evil — Too snarky.
  A paramilitary team have one extremely bad night in a mansion while simultaneously launching a franchise and redefining the survival horror genre. Just...don’t think too hard about the voice acting.

• Resident Evil 3: Nemesis — X Meets Y.
  Night of the Living Dead meets The Terminator as an unstoppable monstrosity pursues Jill Valentine through a zombie infested Raccoon City.

• Resident Evil – Code: Veronica — Chained Sinkholes.
  Claire Redfield is captured by Umbrella and is imprisoned on an island where another zombie outbreak happens. She must contend with that and a pair of evil aristocrats, Albert Wesker, and a whiny teen boy for a partner. Cue Chris Redfield coming to the rescue.

• Resident Evil 4 — Irrelevant pothole.
  The President's daughter Ashley has been kidnapped by a group of Spaniards infected by a mind-controlling parasite. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President's daughter?

• Resident Evil 5 — Recycled In Space.
  Resident Evil: Black Hawk Down Edition

• Resident Evil 6 — Two laconics, one doesn't describe the game and has a spoiler markup, the second is Recycled In Space.
  An actionized Resident Evil with three campaigns happening at the same time. Well, four, actually.
  Alternatively, Call of Duty: Biohazard Warfare.

• Resident Evil Village — Recycled In Space.
  Resident Evil: First-Person Gothic Horror Edition.

• Saint Seiya: Saintia Sho — Recycled In Space.
  Saint Seiya with Magical Girl Warriors.

• Saints Row — Recycled In Space.
  Grand Theft Auto on crack.

• Saiyuki — Recycled In Space.
  Journey to the West with a cast of Bishōnen in a Schizo Tech world.

• Shadow Hearts — X Meets Y.
  Final Fantasy meets The Legend of Dragoon, with a touch of H. P. Lovecraft

• Shima Shima Tora no Shimajirō — Incomprehensible X Meets Y

Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood meets Arthur with the emotional charge of Franklin and the gadgetry, supernatural weirdness and humor from Doraemon.

• Shin Kamen Rider: Prologue — Recycled In Space.
  Kamen Rider, early David Cronenberg style.

• SIGNALIS — Recycled In Space.
  Stoic Robot Girl travels through Silent Hill in space.

• Suburban Knights — Two options which aren't allowed, neither really describes the work and they contain in-jokes.
  #Web critics quest for a magical artifact. LARP shenanigans and Hilarity Ensues. Also, SUEDE IS BACK BITCHES
  #Web critics quest for a magical artifact. Shit soon gets real. Also, SUEDE IS BACK BITCHES

• Symphony — X Meets Y
  The love-child of Beat Hazard and Space Invaders.

• Tiger & Bunny — Negative and unhelpful.
  Product Placement Buddy Superheroes, away!

• Uncharted — X Meets Y
  Indiana Jones meets National Treasure.

• You Have Been Watching — Recycled In Space.
  Screenwipe as a Panel Game.

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