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- Asshole Victim: Just assume that unless stated otherwise, every victim in this series falls under this in one way or the next.
Victims
Stacy
Stacy Lawrence
Death by: Beaten to death with a Thighmaster.
Quinn
Quinn Kirkland
Death by: Poisoned doughnut
SueEllen
SueEllen Kingsley
Death by: Electrocuted with hair dryer in bath tub
Frenchie
Giselle "Frenchie" Ambrose
Death by: Stabbed in the neck with high heel shoe
Marybeth
Marybeth Olsen
Death by: Allergic reaction from tampered guacamole
Vic
Vic Cleveland
Death by: Strangled to death with women's pantyhose
Garth
Garth Janken, Esq.
Death by: Fall off of roof from tampered shingles
Patti
Patti Devane-Potter, nee Marshall
Death by: Impaled through the heart on Cupid statue after fall from balcony
Julio
Julio
Death by: Shot in the chest
Graham (Killer Cruise)
Graham Palmer III
Death by: Stabbed in the heart with an ice pick
Bunny
Bunny Cooper
Death by: Poisoned with dirty martini
Mallory
Mallory Francis
Death by: Strangled to death with bull seaweed
Dr. McCay
Doctor Preston McCay
Death by: Broken neck after high fall
Cryptessa Muldoon
Cryptessa Muldoon, AKA Eleanor Jenkins
Death by: Stabbed in the heart with "Do Not Disturb" Sign
Scotty
Scotty
Death by: Stabbed in the heart with Christmas ornament
Joy
Joy Woznowski/Joy Amoroso
Death by: Poisoned chocolates
Amy
Amy Leighton
Death by: Bludgeoned with pageant tiara
Dean
Dean Oliver
Death by: Poisoned with diet cat food
Hope
Hope Harper
Death by: Fall from height out of airplane
Scotty Parker
Scotty Parker
Death by: Bludgeoned with Chocolate Yule Log
Tommy
Tommy LaSalle
Death by: Stabbed in the neck with gold Swiss Army knife
Daisy
Daisy Kincaid
Death by: Pushed off a cliff
Bebe
Misty
Misty Baines
Death by: Poisoned smoothie
Chip
"Iron Man" Chip Miller
Killers (Names Unspoiled)
Cameron
Cameron Bannick
Wells
Wells Dumont aka Dumont the Great
Death by: Crash injuries from sabotaged roller coaster cart
Conchi the Maid
Conchi aka Carolee
Nina
Nina
Pam
Pam Kenton
Hank
Hank
Ethel
Ethel Cox
Conrad
Conrad Devane
Emily
Emily Pritchard
Fiona
Fiona Williams
Doc Wilkins
Clyde "Doc" Wilkins
Cathy Kane
Cathy Kane, AKA Lorraine Sandoval
Peter
Peter Connor
Barnaby
Barnaby King
Skip
Skip Holmeier III
Candace
Candace Burke
Linda and Camille
Linda Oliver and Camille Townsend
Spencer and Polly
Spencer Dalworth VII and Polly Reilly
Graham
Graham
"Daisy Kincaid"
"Daisy Kincaid", AKA Emma Shimmel
Justin
Justin
Corky
