Release: August 18, 2009
Movie: Warriors of Virtue (1997)
This review contains examples of:
- The Cast Showoff: The Critic calls out Chef Ming on this a few times:Critic: Alright even Iron Chef doesn't show off this much, guy! Just friggin' relax!
(Ming roundhouse kicks a faucet)
Critic: Okay, do you really have to jump kick the faucet? I mean is it absolutely necessary?
(later, another chef slips and his dishes fly into the air; Chef Ming not only catches the chef, but also grabs all the food before it hits the floor!)
Critic: Okay, this guy should be on special forces or something; what the hell is he doing in a damn kitchen?! - Informed Attribute: The Critic makes fun of the fact that the Warriors of Virtue themselves don't really exhibit the character traits Master Chung claims they have.Master Chung: This is Lai; Virtue of Order, the stability of Wood.
Critic: He is also an alcoholic.
Master Chung: Chi; Virtue of High Wisdom, often playful.
Critic: ...and closet homosexual.
Master Chung: Tsun, the virtue of Loyalty.
Critic: In her spare time, she writes for Business Week magazine. It pays little, but the press is great.
Master Chung: Yee; Virtue of Righteousness.
Critic: He used to open for Jimi Hendrix. Tough guy to work with, I hear. But I don't know, I wasn't there. - Narm: The Critic considers Komodo's over-the-top behavior to be this.
- Running Gag: "It was a life!"
- "It's a trap!"
- Dao, goddammit!