Murphy is trying to play golf, but his caddy Hesh keeps demanding jalapeno poppers and his last ball has been knocked into the reactor core. Murphy makes Hesh go get it, but the radiation turns him into Monster Hesh and the ball is a radioactive chewed up mess.
Murphy tries to drive to the proshop and gets completely lost. He takes the time to declare his hatred for Pod Six, threatens to put a man named Evans (who he thinks is named Eggers) on report, and discovers that the proshop has moved to Pod Six.
In his anger he chases Evans. Murphy finds a telephone tries to call for help, but only manages to anger the operator and completely misses that Monster Hesh found the proshop behind him.
He gets even more lost and finds Dolphin Boy, knocking his ice cream to the floor and chasing him. He decides to get a drink at Sealab's local bar, the Idiot. While he's inside getting drunk, Evans comes by and steals Murphy's golf clubs, beer, and Murphmobile. Murphy is eventually thrown out of the bar for fighting and is run over by Evans, finally getting his name right.
Tropes:
- The Stinger: Monster Hesh leaving a rose at 'Hesh's' grave and walking down a road.
