Debbie Dupree's biological clock has gone off, and she screams that she must have a baby. The men figure this out with the help of Debbie Love, but are dismayed to find out that Stormy thinks of Debbie Love as "Black Debbie".
Debbie Dupree decides that since she doesn't have much time to have a baby, one of the men of Sealab has to father her baby. She decides to hold auditions.
At said auditions, Murphy mistakenly thinks she planned to adopt one of them, Stormy's audition tape is interrupted by Hesh demanding sex, and Sparks just trolls her by discussing A Modest Proposal, namely that it's about 'eating babies'.
Stormy runs into Debbie Love on the way to beat up Hesh, and manages to offend her by asking some racist questions. Meanwhile, Marco tries to impress Debbie Dupree with some flexing.
Quinn, however, is much more successful with his 200 page thesis on why he'd be the best father. Debbie is quite impressed and turned on by it, finding that Nerds Are Sexy. Stormy reveals that he never knew Quinn was so smart, and assumed that the 'Dr.' in 'Dr. Quinn' was a nickname like Dr. Dre. The men start arguing and namecalling, and Debbie quickly decides not to have a baby, justifying it by saying the men are all manchildren anyway.
The Stinger: Murphy wonders what the Space Baby thinks of today, and the camera zooms out to a baby floating in space, who claims to have nothing.
The Other Stinger: Debbie and Murphy are about to have sex, when Murphy asks if she wants his fake mustache on or off. Debbie says off. Murphy says "too bad".
