A naked man dies on the border of Paradise and rival town, Diamond City, so Randall and Chief Hancock divide the body and investigate their sides, leaving Hancock with the face, fingerprints, and dental records, and Randall with the ass. Meanwhile, Bullet becomes a dogfighter to curb the boredom of being clean and sober, and Kevin continues trying to find the true identity of the Argyle Meth kingpin after Terry Two-Toes is found dead in his jail cell.
- Always Someone Better: The Diamond City Police Department and it's chief, Dean Hancock is this to Paradise P.D.
- Ambiguously Brown: Bullet claims to be African-American because he's one-fourth pitbull, which everyone knows is a black dog.
- Arch-Enemy: Diamond City P.D. to Paradise P.D. More specifically, Chief Hancock to Chief Crawford.
- Ass Shove: Dean shoved a bunch of phones up his ass just so Randall can find them in his elaborate prank. This results in Dean getting colon cancer due to cell phone radiation.
- Bad Job, Worse Uniform: If you think Kevin's crossing guard job was bad, in this episode, he had to teach a fourth-grade class about "good touch bad touch", dressed up as a trench-coated mascot named "Molesto the Sex Crime Dog" and sing them the totally stupid but insanely catchy song "Everyone You Know is a Molestor" (which actually proved useful in busting the fourth grade teacher, Mrs. Horne, on possession of child pornography).
- Butt-Monkey: Kevin was treated horribly in this episode, from being forced to teach a fourth-grade class about "good touch, bad touch" to being mutilated by dogs during an underground dog fight, and all he wanted to do was solve the argyle meth crime.
- Conspiracy Theorist: Randall is revealed to be a flat earther.
- Dark and Troubled Past: Earlier in his career, Randall ran into a Jane Doe mystery that he was never able to solve. Ever since this happened, he has gone completely crazy.
- Dumbass Has a Point: Kevin's stupid song about child molestation ("Everyone You Know is a Molester") actually proved to be useful, when Randall pointed out that Mrs. Horne really did have child porn on her computer, which led to her getting arrested.
- Embarrassing Animal Suit: Molesto the Sex Crime Dog.
- Hearing Voices: Gina admits to hearing the voice of an Asian girl in her head, which she always obeys the commands of.
- Noodle Incident:
- Kevin keeps getting arrested for talking to children (which, as implied by Randall, has happened more than once). We don't know what those other times are (besides the "Molesto the Sex Crime Dog" gig).
- Bullet once wore blackface to a Halloween party, which offended Officer Fitz.
- Practical Joke: Dean pulls off a bunch of these on Randall. He does things such as gluing furniture to the ceiling, marrying his mom, and making him shove his hand up his ass.
- Pun: A slew of ass puns are made.Fitz: Whoever killed this guy was one badass criminal. He might have been a crack dealer. I hope the evidence hasn't been tainted. This isn't gunna be an easy job, but duty calls.* Running Gag: This episode introduces Fitz Bitz.
- Worth It: Dean's prank on Randall caused permanent internal damage to his ass.Gina: I hear he's shittin' in a bag now because of what he did to himself.Randall: Yeah, he sure got me good.
- Your Mom: Chief Hancock insults Randall by marrying his mother.Randall: Hey, Hancock! Still jealous that I was inside of your wife and suckin' on them titties before you?
