Monica hopes to get a job from a restaurant owner, and she makes a meal for him in her apartment, with Rachel acting as waitress. Unfortunately, the guy, a friend of Phoebe's, is stoned.
Chandler tries to quit his job, but his boss keeps offering more and more incentives until he finally agrees to stay.
Ross dates a woman who wants him to talk dirty to her, but he needs Joey's advice on what to say.
Tropes
- Animal Chick Magnet: Subverted. Joey tells Ross that Marcel's cute monkey face will win his date over. Instead Marcel grabs onto her hair and refuses to let go, thoroughly freaking her out and forcing Ross to put him in another room.
- Crazy Consumption: According to Monica, Steve ate a kitchen magnet and had to be taken to the hospital.
- Fun with Acronyms: Chandler's worries that he's going to spend all his time at work worrying about the Weekly Estimated Net Usage Systems i.e. the WENUS.
- Inherently Funny Words: Steve finds himself repeating the word "tartlet" over and over until it loses all meaning for him.
- Miserable Massage: The Stinger has Steve go to Phoebe for a massage. She gives him a very painful one as payback for how he treated Monica.
- The Stoner: Steve, the titular "stoned guy".
