Recap / Everybody Hates Chris S 3 E 3 Everybody Hates Driving

• Covert Pervert: The judge is a blatant pervert and womanizer, giving pretty women light sentences in an attempt to woo them over.
• Double Standard: The judge sentences men much harder than women. Even that is a double standard in itself; he'll go easy on attractive women. Ugly and elderly women get the book thrown at them just as hard as men.
• Dumbass Has a Point:

  Jerome: Well, I'm just sayin', if you doing something you ain't supposed to be doing, you might as well do something you supposed to do!

  Narrator!Chris: Sounds crazy, makes sense!

• Imagine Spot: A particularly hilarious one. Chris imagines what would've happened if he admitted to his father that he drove his car to school. At first, Julius is completely calm (and using strangely formal language), but steadily grows angry as Chris spills the beans. He then reassures Chris that all that matters is that he's safe. He immediately follows this up with tossing Chris out of the second-story window.
• Karma Houdini: Chris never gets found out for having taking Julius car to school, though at the end he does mistakenly park it next to a fire hydrant resulting in it getting towed.
• Pretty Fly for a White Guy: Greg uses the phrase "off the hook" to describe Chris bringing Julius' car to school. According to Narrator!Chris, Greg actually invented that phrase and later went on to teach Snoop Dogg his famous "shizzle talk".
• LOL, 69:

  Judge: You know, I don't really think you intended to go 62 in a 55..

  Narrator!Chris: The judge is trying to go a 47 in a 22!