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The Lodger
Directed by Catherine Morshead
Production code: 1.11
Air date: 12 June 2010
The Doctor: Well, that's good, because I'm your new lodger!
This is The Late Late Show with James Corden, and tonight, we've got Carpool Karaoke with Matt Smith!
Psych! But we can't be the only ones thinking it.
Based on the short Doctor Who Magazine comic strip of the same name, which featured Ten and Mickey.
Modern-day Colchester. The TARDIS arrives in a park, the Doctor noting by the presence of a Ryman's
that this definitely isn't the fifth moon of Cyndacalista. He's immediately thrown out of the door by a sudden surge of energy that causes the TARDIS to dematerialise (much faster than usual) without him, and Amy still on board.
The next day. There's a house on Aickman Road, and a staircase that people go up, but never down. As is demonstrated by a hapless man whose walk past the house is interrupted by the voice of an old man on the intercom, pleading for help and guiding him up the staircase to the flat up at the top with an ominously glowing door...
Craig Owens, the man who lives in the flat below the aforementioned one with the ominous glowy door, needs a lodger for the extra room in his flat. It's rather nice aside from what appears to be some very nasty dry rot in the corner of the ceiling. Craig's best friend Sophie (really, they're Just Friends!) spends almost every night at his house already, but he's too socially awkward to let her know just how welcome she'd be to move in. His previous flatmate has just moved out, having very conveniently received a windfall in the will of an elderly relative he didn't even know he had. This just happens to be amazingly convenient for the Doctor, who both needs a place to stay and a base of operations to investigate what's going on upstairs and get the TARDIS back. He's managed to trace the source of the strange things happening to this house.
Craig's a little taken aback by the suddenness of the Doctor's arrival, not least because he only put the ad in the newsagent's window that morning, without an address. The Doctor has a big paper bag full of money for rent (Is it a lot? He can't tell.), a reference from the Archbishop of Canterbury (thanks to the psychic paper) and he likes the place. He takes note of the mystical rot, warns Craig not to touch it and promises to fix it soon. So begins the Doctor's greatest challenge: he must pass himself off as a perfectly normal human being, and share a flat with Craig Owens.
Things get off to a good start, thanks to the Doctor's skill at whipping up omelettes and Craig's willingness to reveal all about himself to this near-complete stranger. Craig likes the Doctor: he's quirky, interesting, weird, has bags full of money and is probably not a drug dealer. Craig also likes the simple life, has no real ambitions at moving on from his call centre job, and is perfectly content to hang out on his sofa with his best-friend-who's-a-girl Sophie, eat pizza and watch the telly. With whom, judging by the way he near-fondles the set of keys she left behind, he'd like very much to be more than friends. He tells the Doctor that he's always welcome to bring home a girlfriend or boyfriend, if he likes, and they'll just figure out a system to give each other privacy.
Safely hidden away in his new room, the Doctor communicates via earpiece with Amy in the TARDIS, scrambled to ensure that no one can listen in. (Craig, overhearing the Doctor's side of the conversation through the wall, is given the impression that the Doctor is loudly blurting out gibberish to himself.) He's trying to keep a low profile, not wanting to give himself away to the intelligence upstairs before he knows what it is and is prepared to deal with it. Because if he's right, something scarily big is at work. Meanwhile, another innocent human, a clubber stumbling past the house, is drawn in by a young man on the top floor of the house needing help...
The Doctor's plan means that he cannot use any of his usual technological gadgets in order to help him solve the problem, as it would enable the creature to detect him. It also requires him to blend in as an ordinary human — quite difficult, considering he's a time-travelling alien who wears a bowtie. Amy's helpful suggestion that he ditch the bowtie is soundly rejected, and her other suggestions about "ordinary bloke" activities (drinking, watching telly and playing football) are not the kind of things he's usually known for. Before she can give further advice, the TARDIS is once again buffeted by a powerful time distortion, and a localised time loop plays merry hell with the clocks inside the building as, on the upstairs floor, something very nasty happens to the poor clubber.
The next morning, while waiting for the Doctor to finish up in the shower, Craig hears some noises from upstairs and decides to see what's going on. He takes the long walk up the dark, ominous stairs, knocks on the door... and is greeted by the elderly occupant of the upstairs flat, his face hidden in the shadows, who curtly dismisses Craig and informs him that he is not needed. Thinking that Craig is in mortal peril, the Doctor rushes out of the shower. He discovers that Craig has managed something we've seen from no one else so far, and goes up the stairs only to come back down again. It also means that when Sophie pops by for a visit, her first introduction to him is with him soaking wet and wrapped up in a towel. The Doctor, not being blind, is quick to pick up on a certain mutual romantic tension between Craig and Sophie. Unfortunately, Sophie has also noticed that the Doctor is, in her words, "gorgeous". Craig is a bit miffed.
Craig receives a call from his mates, informing him that his side in the pub league is one man short, so Craig politely asks the Doctor if he wants to make up the numbers. It's not drinking, as the Doctor first suspects, but football — and although he's not sure whether it's "the one with the sticks" or not, he's willing to give it a go.
Thus, the Doctor is introduced to the most popular sport in the world... and he's good at it. Really good, in fact. So good that he manages to completely upstage Craig and impress Sophie. With him on the team permanently, Craig's mates cheer, they'll be able to annihilate the opposition. This worries the Doctor because the Doctor is the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm, and there will be no annihilation while he's around... and he's halfway through a very dramatic speech to that effect when he realises that the other man meant "annihilate" in a figurative sense regarding football.
Then another shifty loopy time jump happens all around the Doctor, as another unfortunate is led up those stairs, this time by a little girl...
It's a powerful one, this time. The TARDIS' zigzag plotter, previously kept to the "safe" level of four, is now showing nines. The Doctor manages to talk Amy through piloting the console, stabilising the buffeting — before the time distortion would force the TARDIS back into the vortex, casting her adrift forever. It's getting more powerful, and the Doctor is running out of time.
That night, Craig has Sophie around, and has decided that this is the night he finally works up the courage to tell her how he feels. Unfortunately, despite Craig's pleas that he keep out of the way, the Doctor has decided to work on the house's wiring, meaning that he's present to be a mood-killing Third Wheel. Conversation turns to what Sophie wants to do with her life, and she sheepishly admits that she'd like to work with animals, but has more or less resigned herself to her current go-nowhere life. Yeah, the Doctor nonchalantly agrees, for the best. Most dreams don't come true. Why bother pursuing them if she knows she's going to be doing the same thing forever? Sophie is hurt and angry about this, denying that she's going to be doing the same thing for her life forever... which, of course, was the Doctor's point all along. He suggests that this would be a good time to consider what's keeping her around here. Sophie is inspired, and doesn't see anything to keep her around Colchester. Craig tries to speak up, but he's completely lost his nerve.
Understandably, Craig's a bit pissed off with the Doctor by this point. So much so that he decides to disregard the Doctor's earlier warning and touches the patch of rot, which seems to be growing. By the next morning, he's near-death, his system poisoned by the lethal residue of whatever is happening upstairs. Happening upon him in the nick of time, the Doctor whips up a miracle cure that seems to be composed mainly of tea (including a used bag from the bin) and feeds it to him. Craig survives, but is significantly weakened. By the time he wakes up, it's a quarter to three and he's very late for work.
When Craig gets to his call centre he discovers that that he has a new stand-in — the Doctor, kindly covering his shift for him and having quite a blast, but managing to drive away his customers with his blunt phone manner. He was a great success in the planning meeting as well, acting as Craig's representative, so Craig's boss absolutely loves him. Sophie's applied to act as a volunteer for a wildlife charity abroad, nervously asking him if it's okay. Might be a good time to speak up, Craig, hint-hint... except Craig's completely discombobulated at this point and just staggers off home.
The Doctor, meanwhile, has engaged a spy that he can safely send upstairs: a local cat, who delivers a report upon the Doctor's return from work. Of course, when Craig sees this, it looks like the Doctor is simply talking to a cat, and the Doctor's attempts at passing off the impressive broomsticks-and-pans whirligig he's built out of junk on his bed as "a modern art piece on the awfulness of modern life" are unconvincing. It's the last straw for Craig; he throws the Doctor's rent money back at him and demands that The Thing That Would Not Leave leaves. The Doctor, however, is equally adamant that he has to stay. Stalemate, and as the stand-off heats up, the Doctor grabs Craig's face and psyches himself to do something he'll really regret.
He psychically communicates with Craig, via headbutt, twice.
Craig is filled in on the general background (the Doctor, alien, Time Lord, eleven lives, Amy, TARDIS) and the specifics (the TARDIS playing up), and the Doctor discovering Craig's ad along with a note from Amy (that she hasn't written yet) guiding him to that specific house and what's happening upstairs. Craig is appalled at the realisation that people have been dying in the flat above him, and is adamant that they have to do something now. Which is good timing, because Sophie has stopped by for a visit, only to be summoned upstairs by the little girl...
When the Doctor and Craig realise this they charge upstairs to the rescue, only to be stopped by Amy, who has discovered a fundamental flaw in their plan. Which is that there is no upstairs. According to the blueprints she's discovered of Craig's place, it's a one-story building. Intrigued by this development, the Doctor and Craig charge through the door, and discover a makeshift TARDIS copy on the other side. It's dragging Sophie to the console via bolts of lightning. Craig and the Doctor work desperately to free her, only to be surprised when it suddenly lets her go as soon as she looks into Craig's eyes.
The old man appears, demanding that the Doctor — or "Captain Troy Handsome of International Rescue", as he announces himself — help him. The ship crashed, the crew are dead, and the old man (and its various other forms) is the ship's emergency hologram, trying to find a replacement pilot. It's burnt seventeen humans to a crisp doing so already, and is quite happy to work through the other six billion four hundred thousand and twenty-six in the process. It won't have to now, however, because the Doctor, an alien, has arrived, and is more than suited to piloting it away safely.
Wrong. The Doctor's a worse choice: the machine is too much for humans to handle, but the Doctor is too much for the machine to handle. If he touches it, the resulting energy burst will blow up the solar system. As he's dragged closer to the machine, he realises there's one person here the machine has shown no interest in: Craig. Craig lacked the necessary desire to pilot the ship, and Sophie was all right too, until the Doctor awakened her latent desire to move on — but Craig has nowhere else he wants to be. Why is that? Craig is persuaded to touch the machine, and the Doctor demands that he reveal why he's always been so happy to stay exactly where he is.
It's Sophie, of course. The two hastily admit their feelings for each other, and Craig is persuaded to leave the whole monkey discussion for another time by the Doctor, who points out the malfunctioning machine they have to deal with. One good kiss is sufficient to switch it off. Then they have to leg it downstairs before the ship self-destructs with them on-board. They watch from the street as the ship disappears, leaving the flat as the one-story house that it was always meant to be.
Later, Craig and Sophie are happily distracted from (ahem) "ruining their friendship" further by the Doctor, who's come to drop his keys off now that the TARDIS and Amy have landed safely. Craig, however, wants the Doctor to keep them: he's been inside the Doctor's head and knows he won't be back, but it's a little memento. The three say their fond farewells and leave, Craig and Sophie planning their future together...
...and there's a crack in the wall behind Craig's fridge.
Back in the TARDIS, the Doctor prepares to tie up the loose ends by rewriting the will which enabled him to stay in Craig's flat, and leaves Amy the instruction of writing the note for the newsagent. She rummages in the Doctor's pockets for a red pen... but discovers a red box instead. It contains an engagement ring. Ominous tinkling infects the background music as Amy takes a pause when her mind skips a beat and she feels a sense of unexplained pain and unease.
Meanwhile... the crack behind Craig's fridge is expanding... and the light swallows up everything in sight.
Tropes:
- The Ace: The Doctor is this from Craig's perspective. Better looking, better at cooking, better at football, better at his job, and more able to impress Sophie; he's better at everything!
- Actor Allusion:
- The Doctor wears only a blue bath towel for one scene. Matt Smith appears similarly in Secret Diary of a Call Girl as one of Billie Piper's clients.
- The Doctor making Craig an omelette may be a reference to Gavin & Stacey, which James Corden starred in and co-wrote, in which the only food Stacy's mum ever seemed to cook was omelettes.
- Adaptation Expansion: As mentioned above, it's based on a comic strip that originally starred the Tenth Doctor and Mickey. It was a nine-page comic; this is a 45-minute episode. In an odd coincidence, the football game was already in the original comic. Since Matt Smith used to play the game, this plot element was kept unchanged for the episode.
- Always Someone Better: The Doctor to Craig, with regards to football and his job. It's not the best thing to do to your landlord.
- Ambiguous Ending: It's not certain if the crack in the wall wrote Craig and Sophie out of history or not. We later find out that they were fine, or at least end up fine in the end.
- Apocalypse How: The Doctor says that if the time ship tries using him as its pilot, the ship will blow up and take the solar system with it in a Class X-2.
- Atrocious Alias:"I'm good with rot, call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor, don't call me the Rotmeister."
- Badass Boast: Here, the Doctor learns the importance of timing these properly.The Doctor: Annihilate? No. No violence, not when I'm around; not now, not ever. I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm, and you basically meant beat them in a football match didn't you?
Shawn: Yeah.
The Doctor: Lovely. - Big Bad: The ship's emergency hologram, although it's pretty much Obliviously Evil.
- Big Damn Kiss: How Sophie and Craig seal their relationship upgrade and save the day.The Doctor: Not now, Craig, the planet's about to burn for god's sake, kiss the girl!
- Blipvert:
- The psychic headbutt, once in a vain attempt to summarise everything by speeding through the past ten Doctors, and another one that just handles the episode thus far.
- The first one includes Doctors Nine, Ten, Eight and Four-through-One, as well as brief glimpses of Rose Tyler, the Cybermen, the Ood and a Weeping Angel.
- Bottle Episode: As is traditional by now, the last episode before the series finale is deliberately designed to be less expensive. In this case, by being set in an ordinary Colchester flat in The Present Day.
- Breather Episode: A nice, heart-warming little domestic comedy in a season full of darker themes and impending cataclysms. Even more specifically, it fell right in between the very emotional "Vincent and the Doctor" and the action-packed season finale.
- Briefcase Full of Money: Or, in this instance, paper bag with £3000 in it. This causes Sophie, when Craig tells her about it, to wonder if the Doctor's a drug dealer.
- Brits Love Tea: The amazing curative properties of tea are displayed again. This time the miracle cure for the "whatever" leaking through the ceiling is a pot of really strong tea made with all the teabags in the flat (including one rescued from the bin). While collecting teabags, the Doctor is saying "Right, reverse the enzyme decay, excite the tannin molecules."
- Call-Back: The Doctor gives out "air-kisses" on both cheeks because "that's how people greet each other nowadays, right?" He saw Vincent greet Dr. Black in the last episode that way.
- Cannot Spit It Out: Craig and Sophie, even though Everyone Can See It, say nothing until the end.
- Catchphrase:
- "Bowties are cool" makes another appearance.
- Eleven's other catchphrase "Geronimo" is also used, but by Craig. Perhaps he picked it up from the Doctor during the "psychic headbutt".
- Character Name Alias: There's a Shout-Out to two Gerry Anderson Supermarionation series — "Hello, I'm Captain Troy Handsome of International Rescue."
- Commercial Pop-Up: An odd example. In the accompanying episode of Doctor Who Confidential, the football match in this episode is presented in the style of a BBC Sport broadcast, including a "BBC Sport" logo in the corner of the screen. When this was broadcast on BBC 3, the "BBC 3" logo appeared in the same position, resulting in something of a mess.
- Context-Sensitive Button: The zigzag plotter. Not working correctly? Take two steps to your right!
- Continuity Nod:
- The van Gogh postcard on Craig's fridge.
- The Doctor, played by the youngest actor so far, wears nothing but a towel and gets the chance to participate in a popular British sport and proceeds to save the game.
- The Doctor refers to his eleven lives and we see some of them flashing on screen.
- This is far from the first time that the Doctor has built elaborate science-y things from household knick-knacks and junk.
- The Doctor reciting positions is very reminiscent of the girl's rhyme from "The Beast Below".
- Tea, once again, is shown to have amazing curative powers.
- It seems that the Doctor sonicked an ATM offscreen.
- There also seem to be a couple of connections between this story and "City of Death": both have glitches in time, and the spaceship at the end looks a lot like a Jagaroth spaceship, which wanted to use a Time Lord to build a time machine.
- Counterfeit Cash: Averted. As Craig is talking on the phone to Sophie about the Doctor's sudden arrival, he is going through the 3,000 pounds, holding it up to a light. For those not familiar with British currency, he's checking for the water-marks on the bills to prove they're not fakes.
- Creepy Child: There's a child wrapped in shadows at a random house saying "Help me..."
- Everyone Can See It: Even the Eleventh Doctor, awkward-at-romance and occasional misser of the obvious, very easily notices that Craig and Sophie fancy each other. The only ones who fail to see it are Craig and Sophie themselves.
- Exposition Beam: The psychic headbutts.
- The Faceless: Every one of the hologram's appearances is of a person with their face in shadow.
- Failed Attempt at Drama: The Doctor initially fails to realize that Shawn is talking about football and that "annihilate" is figurative.
- Fanservice: Eleven's Shirtless Scene. There were many ways they could have done this scene. They opted for the sexiest option. It is somewhat relevant to the plot however, as he proceeds to obliviously hang around half-naked in front of the chubby, slovenly Craig and a gleefully leering Sophie. As Craig sees the Doctor as The Ace who's ruining his life and his chances with Sophie, this is yet another strike in the Doctor's "annoying as hell" column.
- Foreshadowing:
- There's an example so subtle it's very easy to miss. When we see Amy inside the TARDIS, there are a few times when she appears to be startled by something she sees off-screen, but she then ignores it and doesn't say anything about it to the Doctor; the most obvious example of this can be seen when the Doctor contacts her after his football match. Amy's reactions won't make any sense (and most first-time viewers won't probably even notice them) before we get to the next season, where we learn what the Silence are and how their power works.
- For a brief moment when inside the makeshift TARDIS, we see the corpse of... something with four fingers. Considering that the Silence have four fingers, and that the makeshift TARDIS may be the same one the Doctor, Amy, Rory, and River encounter in 1969, it may be a corpse belonging to one of the Silence whom River shot. And notice how it seems the Doctor forgets about the corpse after looking at it; another trademark of the Silence.
- When the first victim goes over to the front door of the flats, the lower flat's ID number is well-defined and proper, while the label for the "upper" flat is hastily scribbled down, almost like its fake.
- A Glitch in the Matrix: It looks like this might be a symptom of the cracks and the references to the undisturbed timeline aggravating them further.
- Gretzky Has the Ball: The Doctor, on The Beautiful Game:"Now, football's the one with the sticks, isn't it?"note
- I Don't Want to Ruin Our Friendship: Craig and Sophie for most of the episode; they eventually decide to "ruin their friendship completely".
- Improbable Antidote: The Doctor cures Craig after he has been infected by the "rot" spreading from the ceiling by feeding him "agitated tannin molecules". He does this by stuffing every teabag he can find, including those in the bin, into the teapot and pouring the resultant brew down Craig's throat. Yet again, Craig's as fit as a fiddle after six hours sleep.
- Info Dump: The Doctor gives one to Craig by psychic-headbutting him. Twice.
- It Makes Sense in Context: There is a brief moment of confusion when Craig overhears the Doctor through the walls, and hears him saying "Orange juice. Neocene Arbuckle. Rare tarantula on the table. Oh." Fortunately, the Doctor is then shown, explaining to Amy how his communicator will make anything he says sound like pure gibberish to eavesdroppers.
- Just Between You and Me: "People never stop blurting out their plans when I'm around."
- Mary Sue: Deconstructed. The Doctor has a lot of the traits you'd expect from a Mary Sue for this episode, but he drives Craig nuts because of them and after three days he can't stand the guy anymore. Basically, it shows how a normal person would find the Doctor if they didn't know he was a centuries old super-smart alien — they'd think he was just a really annoying person that outshines them at every turn.
- Modesty Towel: The Doctor runs out of the shower wearing one in order to save Craig. Then Sophie shows up.
- Moment Killer: The Doctor, several times, interrupts romantic time for Craig and Sophie. He makes up for it.
- Mood Whiplash: The episode itself is very funny and optimistic, but it ends fairly abruptly on Amy looking upset and confused at her and Rory's engagement ring, which the Doctor had kept. More minor, but right before Amy describes the Doctor as quite the matchmaker as they wrap the episode up as a definite win, the world safe, the couple happy, etc., Amy then asks "Why can't you find me a man?"
- Mundane Made Awesome: The Epic Football Match set to Epic Music.
- Mythology Gag: The Eleventh Doctor's football shirt just happens to have 11 on it.
- Naked First Impression: The Doctor has only got a towel on — and a slippery one at that — when Sophie steps in to meet him.
- New Powers as the Plot Demands: The Doctor's been established to have psychic touch abilities, but this is the first appearance of the psychic headbutt. Note the writers covering their butts on future fans saying "Why doesn't the Doctor do this thing again" in unwritten episodes by having the Doctor clearly say how much he regrets doing it and how painful it is, as well as saving it as a last resort.
- No-Sell: Due to his Time Lord physiology, the Doctor is unaffected by the localized time loops affecting Colchester, and goes about his business while everyone else gets caught up in them.
- Oh, Crap!: The Doctor and Craig are at the top of the stairs to the upstairs flat when Amy tells them via earpiece that there is no upstairs, prompting the two of them to slowly look back down the stairs in sudden apprehension.
- Omnicidal Maniac: Not the usual kind by any means, but the emergency hologram is willing to use up every human on the planet one by one to find a pilot.
- Perception Filter: Keeping up a Series 5 tradition, the TARDIS knockoff uses one to both disguise itself as the upstairs flat, and make people think there has always been an upstairs flat.
- Psychic Link: Star Trek-type mind melds are spoofed by having the Doctor Info Dump headbutt Craig.
- The Power of Love: It's used to shut down the alien spaceship, instead of the more usual starting one.
- "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Subverted; the Doctor appears to be giving Sophie one of these, to which she reacts angrily... except that he's actually provoking her in order to draw her out of her shell and realise for herself how much potential she's got. She even compliments his reverse-psychology.
- Recycled In Space: The episode is lampshaded as Doctor Who ON EARTH.
- Schmuck Bait: The Doctor tells Craig not to touch the dry rot. So what does he do?
- Screw the Rules, I Have Money!: The Doctor cements his place in the flat via a paper bag filled with £3000. It's downplayed in that the Doctor just withdrew a lot of cash and can't be bothered to check if it's the right amount, and Craig is later shown looking for signs of forgery.
- Shipper on Deck: The Doctor pretty quickly cues onto the fact that Craig and Sophie are USTing for each other but Cannot Spit It Out. He tries to help them get together, but he mostly only makes it worse for Craig.
- Shirtless Scene: Eleven gets another shirtless scene and he's wielding unusual weaponry...◊ (Slightly NSFW.)
- Shout-Out:
- The Doctor tells the ship's autopilot that he's Troy Handsome from International Rescue.
- The Doctor says he likes sweets.
- While talking to the hologram, the Doctor delivers a deadpan "Please state the nature of the emergency". Bonus points for quoting the only other fictional "doctor" most people would know of and extra bonus points for quoting another "Emergency Hologram".
- Craig and Sophie's Big Damn Kiss is prompted by the Doctor and Amy shouting "Kiss the girl!" at them.
- Shower Scene: The Doctor gets one of these because he "likes a good soak".
- Sickeningly Sweet: Amy's reaction to Craig and Sophie's mutual love confession.
- A Simple Plan: Given what happened the last time he said it, he should really consider some different phrasing...The Doctor: All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Amy: Have you seen you? - Singing in the Shower: Not only does the Doctor enjoy long showers, he also enjoys belting out opera while doing so.
- Speaks Fluent Animal: The Doctor is revealed to speak "cat".
- Stable Time Loop: The flat only has a room open because the previous occupant's uncle's will gave him enough money to leave, and the Doctor chooses to go there after seeing a note from Amy above the ad for it in the local newsagent. At the end of the episode, the Doctor talks about going back to change the will, and tells Amy to write the note.
- Supreme Chef: The Doctor shows his skill at making a palatable omelette from eggs, cheese, bacon and salad cream (or, as North Americans would call it, "salad dressing").
- Technobabble: The Doctor's scanner, made out of things like an oar, a rake, a lamp, etc., is described as "non-technological technology from Lammasteen".
- Treacherous Spirit Chase: Random passers-by get lured into a two-flat by various poorly-lit characters, with much screaming and electrocuting as the result.
- True Art Is Incomprehensible: Invoked. The Doctor tries to pass off his time scanner as a piece of modern art. "It's a statement on modern society! Oooh... ain't modern society awful?"
- True Love's Kiss: It turns off the TARDIS knockoff.The Doctor: For God's sake, kiss the girl!
- Tuckerization: Craig's apartment was located on Aickman Road. This was an homage to Robert Aickman, author of numerous supernatural "strange stories".
- Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: Sophie is slim and attractive, and Craig is...well...
- Use Your Head: In order to save time explaining why he's staying with Craig, the Doctor headbutts him twice.
- Unwanted Assistance: The Doctor's attempts to help Craig (joining his football team, filling in for him at work when he's sick, trying to get Sophie to admit that she loves him, etc.) just make him look like Always Someone Better, driving Sophie away and getting on Craig's nerves.
- Visual Pun: The Doctor with his Sonic... Toothbrush.
- Wham Line: "There! Is! No! Upstairs!"
- What Could Possibly Go Wrong?: The Doctor has to act like a normal human when the most normal thing about him is the bowtie.
- When Things Spin, Science Happens: The time scanner that the Doctor's made in his room spins around.
- You're Insane!: Craig's reaction to finding the Doctor has basically taken over his job.The Doctor: Had some time to kill, I was curious. Never worked in an office — never worked in anywhere!
Craig: You're insane.
It feels like something's missing. Several somethings. Where did they go? They just... disappeared, like something swallowed them up...
Huh? What is TV Tropes...? Where or what is this place...? Oh... that's a pretty light over there... maybe someone will know what's going on there.
Hello...? Hel—
