Recap / Dick Figures

Season 1

1. "A Bee or Something": Blue is recently dumped by his girlfriend, too bad his "best friend" Red is too busy enjoying his new auto-tuned voice.
2. "Panda Hat": It's Red's birthday, but he spends it hammered in a bar while Blue attempts to calm him down.
3. "Flame War": Red and Blue go through a warzone in the mall to get the only copy of "Flame War".
4. "Traffic Jam": Red and Blue are stuck in traffic and Red drives Blue crazy.
5. "Steakosarous": Red and Bue travel back in time to eat a dinosaur. But they regress back to cavemen.
6. "OMG": In this parody to Inception, Blue is stuck in a neverending Dream Within a Dream that gets progressively surreal and nightmarish.
7. "Trouble Date": Blue has a date with Pink — and Red ruins it when him and his date, Stacy, decide to tag along.
8. "Kitty Amazing": Red finds a dumpster cat whose cuteness literally melts the heart of anyone who sees it.
9. "Role Playas": In this RPG Episode, Blue and Red go on a fantastical quest to rescue Pink.
10. "Attack of the Pwnz": Red and Bue battle for domination over the galaxy (or maybe over an eaten burrito).

Season 2

1. "Zombies & Shotgun": Red and Blue discover that the mall is over-run by zombies. Too bad Red is more distraced by a hard-to-open bag of chips.
2. "Camp Anarchy": Red and Blue become camp counselors.
3. "Butt Genie": Red and Blue find a magical genie who will grant them an additional wish for every person they share the genie with.
4. "Lord Tourette's Syndrome": Lord Tourettes lost his hat, causing him to not violently swear anymore, so Red and Blue help him find it.
5. "Fang Angels": Blue has to endure a bad movie caled "Fang Angels" with Pink while Red gets sent to prison and has to escape, a la The Shawshank Redemption.
6. "Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada": Red and Blue scour the great sea in search of booty and encounter a weird mermaid and Pink's rival pirate ship.
7. "Y U So Meme?": Blue starts hanging out with a Troll named Trollz0r over Red.
8. "Sex Marks the Spot": Red and Blue go on a treasure hunt... inside their apartment complex while Blue desperatey needs to use the bathroom.
9. "We're Cops!": Red and Blue impersonate police officers to get free stuff. But will they take it too far?
10. "Bath Rhymes": A music video featuring fan animated scenes.

Season 3

1. "Adventures of Batman & The Bloser": Red and Blue become superheroes and try to stop an evil villain from trying to remove all color in the world.
2. "Real Dude Bros Night": Red, Blue, Lord Tourettes, Raccoon, Broseph, and Mr. Dingleberry attempt to tell stories to prove who is the most manliest person.
3. "Terminate-Her": In this bizarre mix of a Halloween Episode and the plot of The Terminator, Blue gets seduced by a woman named Sarah Connors, making Pink jealous.
4. "Modern Flame War 3": When all wifi on Earth goes down, Red, Blue, and Trollz0r go on a violent journey to restore the internet in time to play the new Modern Flame War(and find a good pair of honkers for Red to admire).
5. "Planet Asshole": Red and Blue meeta pair of aliens named Der and Eulb and begin to mess with them when they can't properly understand human culture..
6. "Zeusbag": Red and Blue climb Mount Olympus to kill God.
7. "Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew": In this Wild West Episode, Red and a severly inebriated Blue look for more booze. Facing off bar shootouts and train robberies.
8. "Brain Switch": Red and Blue switch bodies.
9. "Pleasure Cruise": Red and Blue go on a cruise ship and uncover a villainous operation that might sink their vacation..
10. "Kung Fu Winners": Pink gets taken hostage by ninjas, so Blue and Red (mostly just Red) try to rescue her and prove that they are Kung Fu Winners.

Season 4

1. "Losing Streakers": To get rent money, Red and Blue travel to Sal Sagev (a parody of Las Vegas), where Red's short attention span causes him to abandon their original goal and wreaks havoc across the city.
2. "Pussy Magnet": Red tries to teach Blue how to be more romantic for Pink.
3. "Taco Tuesday": Red and Blue are forced to make and a deliver a pizza. Mass-mayhem and murder ensues when it turns out that neither Red OR Blue are capable of doing it.
4. "Ocho Muerte": Blue and Pink's date is ruined when Red's pet octopus tries to kill Pink. Locked outside the apartment, Blue has to save her and stop Ocho Muerte before the whole building is destroyed.
5. "First Day of School": A Whole Episode Flashback that shows how Blue first met Red and why they always remain friends.
6. "The Red Devil": Red and Blue are lost in Mexico and run afoul of mistaken identities and illegal substances.
7. "Freshman 15": Blue is stranded in a crazy college party while under a deadly fever and has to get out before he dies. Meanwhile, Red attempts the "Freshman 15" challenge.
8. "The Ballad of Lord Tourettes": A lovely ballad sung by Lord Tourettes. It takes a disturbing turn.
9. "The Fart Knight Rises": A Sequel Episode to "Adventures of Batman & The Bloser" and a parody of The Dark Knight Rises. Batman and The Bloser have to save the Olympic Games in London from their old villain, Earl Grey.
10. "Robot Frog": A Stealth Prequel to the first episode. See how Blue got dumped by his first girlfriend and how Red proves to be just as unhelpful as ever.

Dick Figures: The Movie

1. Dick Figures: The Movie^note All though the movie was released before season 5, it takes place at the end of the show's timeline: Pink's birthday is coming, so Red and Blue embark on a globe-trotting journey to find the perfect present. However, as the journey gets more dangerous and complex, the friendship between the two begin to fall apart as Blue begins to wonder just why he's still friends with Red.

Season 5

1. "GTA: Pacific Grim": Red and Blue unawarely pilot a gigantic mech robot that trashes the city.
2. "Hardcore Chore": Red has to do Blue's chores for the day but takes its tasks too literally.
3. "Snowjob": Blue and Pink try to help Red, who has turned into a snowman after a passing out during a blizzard.
4. "Dick Figures: The Movie The Song": A music video on the credits theme from The Movie.
5. "The Red Planet": Red and Blue accidentally to Mars and meet the Jerkass Mars Rover.
6. "A Hobbit of Thrones": Red and Blue play a roleplaying game. Pink and Stacy (both high on pot) tag along and hijack the story.
7. "Das Vidiamond": Red and Blue are hunted down by the Russian Mafia after Red steals the Das Vidiamond alcohol bottle.
8. "Trash God": Red and Blue are shrunken to the size of ants.
9. "Chick Figures": A genderswap^note The creators would go on to state that these characters are the distant daughters to Red and Blue episode where Scarlet (Red) and Lavender (Blue) go to Salmon's (Pink) birthday party.
10. "Happy Birthdump": It's Blue's birthday and Red treats him to a Mexican restaurant. But when they both have to use the bathroom, they must undertake a long and torturous journey back home before they crap their pants.
11. "Figured Out": The Series Finale. We see how all the main characters move on after The Movie.

Chick Figures (Minseries Spinoff)

^note Mondo Media released the episodes out of order. This is the actual order it is supposed to be in.

1. "Dreamjob Nightmare": Lavender tries to submit her job application to the Comic Store, but a hungover Scarlet makes it tough for her.
2. "Mighty Neckbeard": Scarlet and Lavender attend Comic Con and encounter the Mighty Neckbeard.
3. "Goople": Scarlet tries to prove to Lavender that doing nothing can get you somewhere.
4. "Nerve Gas": Lavender falls for a guy, but her nerve gas might ruin things.