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Main Characters
General
- Amusing Injuries: All of them have endured lots of slapstick.
- Colourful Theme Naming: Blue, Red and Pink are named after their respective colors.
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: They all are prone to lots of swearing. Red, Blue, and especially Lord Tourettes, are the biggest offenders.
Blewis "Blue"
Voiced by: Zack Keller
A levelheaded, geeky, blue stick figure. He is best friends and roommates with Red. Despite being constantly annoyed, humiliated and dragged off into dozens wacky adventures by Red, he still sticks up for him, even if it makes his life suck.
- Action Survivor: Blue regularly gets into dangerously insane hinjinks thanks to Red that would normally kill anyone else in this situation, yet he usually survives. Not unharmed though, as he's subjected to lots of misfortune and Amusing Injuries along the way.
- Butt-Monkey: Red likes to put him through all kinds of bad stuff, not to mention how tremendously unlucky he is in real life. Every season has at least one guaranteed Humiliation Conga for him.
- Cloudcuckoolander's Minder: Blue is stuck with keeping Red in control for nearly all of the series, not that it helps. Red rarely, if ever, listens to Blue.
- Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Zig-zagged in the show, as he usually lets Red do all the action aside from a few instances. Moreso in the movie, where he is more willing to get into the action in determination to get Pink the best birthday present.
- He also survives all of Red's "chores" with relative ease. Keep in mind that some of the "chores" included slaying a DRAGON and drinking battery acid!
- Averted in the two non-canonical superhero episodes, where he is a capable fighter with powers as the Bloser.
- Deadpan Snarker: He's always in this role to counterbalance Red's constant insanity.
- Depending on the Writer: Whether or not he's just as capable of fighting and killing as Red. In the episode Traffic Jams, he and Red singlehandedly kill a giant "dragon" (really a gigantic, extremely slow moving turtle), as well as being just as competent as crime-fighting as Red is in the two episodes where the duo are superheroes, to getting his ass kicked by mooks that Red handles with ease in Kung Fu Winners.
- Didn't Want an Adventure: Blue has shown time and time again that he'd rather do something normal rather than Red's wacky, often dangerous adventures.
- The Drag A Long: It's quite apparent that Blue does not want to be involved with Red's high jinks. Most notably in "The Losing Streakers", where Red forcibly chains Blue to the top of his car so they can both go to Sal Segav together.
- The Dog Bites Back: In The Movie, years of constant abuse from Red reaches it's boiling point when Red tells Blue that he doesn't even consider him a friend. Blue promptly snaps and begins to beat him up. Later on he literally kicks him in the ass when he keeps messing with him.
- Earn Your Happy Ending: In the end, after enduring so much pain and misfortune, he gets a happy sendoff. Blue gets to live a peaceful life with Pink and raises a daughter. Him and a newly matured (and sober) Red reconcile after spending years apart and they hang out again like old times.
- Gender Flip: Lavender, his "Chick Figures" counterpart.
- I Know Mortal Kombat: He has a degree in advanced joystick studies and he's not afraid to use it.
- Mad Libs Catch Phrase: "We're kinda getting our ___ on."
- Non-Action Guy: When it comes to physical confrontation, he usually lets Red and the others hash things out. The Movie shows that he is capable fighting a ninja army with help from Red and Racoon. He is willing to get into the fray if weapons and firearms are involved.
- Not So Above It All: Normally he's the sensible one, but sometimes he'll act just as crazy as Red.
- Only Known by Their Nickname: It isn't until "Figured Out", the Series Finale, where we figure out that Blue is short for Blewis.
- Self-Made Orphan: "Figured Out" reveals that Mr. Dingleberry, him and Red's landlord, is his only living relative. Unfortunately, Mr. Dingleberry dies a lot during the show, usually caused by his and Red's antics.
- They Killed Kenny Again:
- "Steakosaurus": He dies along with Red when a massive meteor hits earth.
- "Zombies & Shotguns": Gets eaten by a horde of zombies along with Red.
- "Adventures of Batman & The Bloser": Falls to his death after jumping off a building.
- "Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew": He possibly dies of alcohol poisoning.
- "Sweary Christmas from Lord Tourettes": dies in an explosion, along with Lord Tourettes and Red.
- "The Red Devil": Dies in a colossal explosion along with Red.
- Subverted in "Freshman 15" at the end, it looks like Blue died of a drug overdose, but it was revealed in the movie that he survived.
- "Promo for Post Nuclear Family": Caught in a nuclear blast with Red.
- "GTA: Pacific Grim": Gets crushed by a massive robot along with Red.
- "Das Vidiamond": Gets crushed to death along with Red.
- Took a Level in Badass: More like a couple levels in the movie.
- Undying Loyalty: It's revealed in "First Day of Cool" that Red saved Blue from a vicious pack of bullies on his first day of school, thus leading to him declaring that he'd always be his friend.
- Vitriolic Best Buds: With Red, to the point that you wonder why they're friends by Season 4. Their relationship reaches its boiling point in the movie, however.
Redward "Red"
Voiced by: Ed Skudder
A hardcore, manic, fun-loving, ambiguously human, red stick figure. Red loves to have sex, drink booze, and go on all sorts of adventures that he likes dragging Blue along with. His insensitive nature towards Blue causes many problems in the series.
- The Alcoholic: Considering how often and how much he drinks, this is a given. He quits drinking for good after his break-up with Stacy in the series finale.
- Butt-Monkey: While not as much as Blue, he still has suffered in a lot of episodes. "Steakasarous", "Snowjob", and "Happy Birthdump", being notable examples.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: Very much so, but mostly in the later half of the series.
- Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Red is a Kung-Fu winner. He's also an alien.
- False Friend: Reveals in the movie that he only saved Blue when they were younger just so he'd look good with the girls.
- Gender Flip: Scarlett, his "Chick Figures" counterpart.
- Heel Realization: At the end of the movie, he decides to stop being a dick to Blue and sees him as a real friend.
- Human Aliens: He came to Earth 20 years before the events of the show, and he looks, sounds, ages and acts exactly like a human would, albeit an immature one.
- Jerkass: He's a terrible friend to Blue.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He had small shades of this with but the end of the movie truly cements this.
- Large Ham: Red really likes to SHOUT and OVERREACT over the smallest of dilemmas.
- Laser-Guided Karma: In The Movie, once it was revealed that he was a False Friend to Blue, a string of bad events begin to happen to him. Blue attacks him when they're on the boat, he gets his ass kicked (literally) by Blue on the island, he is lit on fire by the sun, accidentally burns down Booby Island (something that gives him a My God, What Have I Done? moment), is forced to act like a cooked crab in restaurant and has his hands brutally chewed up by people, and ends up in a losing battle against the police (in which Blue decides to save him from).
- Made of Iron: Red can take a lot of physical punishment before he actually falls.
- Manchild: Oh yes. He's an out-of-control fratboy who lives life like its one big party, constantly getting drunk and sleeping with random women. He occasionally descends into Psychopathic Manchild territory during his more destructive moments.
- Never Bareheaded: He's never seen without his baseball cap. He even came to Earth wearing it.
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: If Blue is having a bad day, then you can gaurantee that Red is going to make it worst.
- Only Friend: Red admits in the movie that Blue was his first and only friend.
- Only Known by Their Nickname: It isn't until "Figured Out", the Series Finale, where we figure out that Red is short for Redward.
- Recovered Addict: In the Series Finale, after he and Stacy divorce, he decides to quit drinking and turn his life around.
- Red Oni: To Blue's... blue.
- Running Gag: He randomly floats in many scenes.
- Sanity Ball: There are some moments that show Red isn't always crazy.
- In "Red Planet" he is completely appalled by the Mars Rover when it decides to kill two people with his laser beam.
- In "Kitty Amazing" he is utterly traumatized by all the deaths he accidentally caused thanks to his cat.
- "Happy Birthdump" is arguably his most sanest episode.
- Superpower Lottery: He's got all kinds of powers that he uses at random. Flight, Super-Strength, Eye Beams, and incredible fighting skills.
- They Killed Kenny Again:
- "Steakosaurus": He dies along with Blue when a massive meteor hits earth.
- In the short "He Who Shall Not Be Maimed", Blue accidently casts a magic spell that causes Red and his clone to spontaneously combust.
- "Zombies & Shotguns": Gets eaten by a horde of zombies along with Blue.
- "Sweary Christmas from Lord Tourettes": He shits in a fireplace that somehow causes a fiery explosion, killing him, Blue, and Lord Tourettes.
- "The Losing Streakers": He dies of alcohol poisoning. Though he's fine in the next scene.
- "The Red Devil": Dies in a colossal explosion along with Blue.
- "Promo for Post Nuclear Family": caught in a nuclear blast with Blue.
- "GTA: Pacific Grim": Gets crushed by a massive robot along with Blue.
- "Hardcore Chore": Red hates doing Blue's chores so much that he literally dies from it. He comes back to life a few seconds later.
- "Snowjob": Gets electrocuted to death when Blue attaches wires all over his body to his car.
- "Das Vidiamond": Gets beaten to death by doctors and then dies again when he is crushed to death along with Blue.
- Vitriolic Best Buds: With Blue. to the point that you wonder why they're friends by Season 4. Their relationship reaches its boiling point in the movie, however.
Pink
Voiced by: Shea Lodgson
A suprisingly normal pink stick figure. Blue's girlfriend. Their relationship is severly rocky due to the antics that Red causes. While she does genuinely love Blue, she can not stand Red. Which makes her all the more mad that they're best friends.
- Beware the Nice Ones: Pink is a nice person for the most part, but she ends up gunning Blue down when he startles her with a surprise romantic gesture.
- Break the Cutie: Her disastrous date with Blue in "Ocho Muerte" was so traumatic that the episode ends with her sobbing in the dumpster.
- Butt-Monkey: How many bad dates has she been in with Blue?
- Gender Flip: Salmon, her "Chick Figures" counterpart.
- Hidden Depths: Her first reaction upon seeing Blue's surprise romantic gesture is to shoot him with a pistol, implying that she has quite the trigger finger.
- Made of Iron: She survived a massive explosion in "Flame War".
- Only Sane Woman: Just like Blue.
- Satellite Love Interest: She's only really seen with Blue.
- Tomboy and Girly Girl: Girly Girl to Stacy's Tomboy.
- Took a Level in Badass: Defends herself from Ocho Muerte in The Movie
- They Killed Kenny Again: She and several other women drown in the episode "Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada".
- Women Are Wiser: She's the most "normal" of the main cast, rarely ever indulging in the craziness and consistently getting annoyed by everyone else's eccentricities.
- Workaholic: Many episodes imply that she is constantly working offscreen.
Lord Tourettes
Voiced by: Ben Tuller
A green bard stick figure whose form of Tourette's syndrome is so powerful that he violently spazzes and swears every few seconds. After "Role Playas", he became a recurring friend to Red and Blue.
- Ascended Extra: He was originally a one-off gag character in "Role Playas", but fans loved him so much that he became a major character in seasons two and on.
- Beware the Silly Ones: He may be a silly person who has a feminine voice and is constantly smiling, but he once spontaneously raped a bear and ate it alive and has a sex dungeon under his house. In the movie, he turns out to be a good fighter.
- Camp Straight: He may sound and act effeminate, but he goes to strip clubs as much as Red and Blue.
- The Chew Toy: He endures all sorts of pain and humiliating deaths. In "Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada", he gets brutally murdered by Red and his pirate crew because they thought he was a sea demon.
- Gender Flip: Averted. He's lacks a Distaff Counterpart for "Chick Figures". In fact, he's the only character to not have one.
- Hollywood Tourette's: Tourettes is in his name, after all.
- Never Bareheaded: He's almost never seen without his elf hat.
- Nice Guy: Apart from his swearing and spasms, he's a fairly friendly guy who's always happy to see Red and Blue. He even manages to move a thug to tears by complimenting his graffiti.
- Odd Friendship: A psychotic Sir Swears-a-Lot is close friends with Only Sane Man Blue and Large Ham Red. He defended them from the France Police Force in The Movie.
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: But only if he has his hat on. Without it, his outbursts are much nicer and often just regular comments that anybody would say, like complimenting a Mexican thug's grafitti art and saying that his mother must be proud of it, which actually moves the thug and his friend to tears.
- They Killed Kenny Again: He gets killed a few times during the series.
- "Role Playas": Gets beheaded by Red.
- "Zombies & Shotguns": Eaten by zombies.
- "Butt Genie": Has a massive pile of shit crush him.
- "Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada": Gets brutally killed by Red, Blue, and the other pirates.
- "Sweary Christmas from Lord Tourettes": Caught in an explosion with Red and Blue that melts his face off.
- "GTA Pacific Grim": Squashed by the giant mech robot.
- "Chick Figures": Electrocuted to death accidentally by Scarlet.
The Raccoon/Papa-san
Voiced by: Ed Skudder
A realistic raccoon. He has a really thick Japanese accent.
- Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: In "GTA: Pacific Grim", for some unexplained reason, he's a gigantic Kaiju destroying RAC City.
- Catchphrase: "Let that ass clap!". His thick accent, however, makes it sound like he's saying: "Let that ass crap!"
- Dirty Old Man: He's 10,000 years old and really likes seeing those asses CLAP!
- Earn Your Happy Ending: In The Movie / Series Finale, his family is finally reformed and he returns to Japan.
- Japanese Ranguage: His accent is really thick.
- Non-Standard Character Design: In a show where it's main cast are comprised of colorful stick figures, he's based on a picture of an actual raccoon.
- Really 700 Years Old: He's 10,000 years old.
- Samurai: While his whole design concept was being 'Nature's Ninja', what fighting we do see The Raccoon perform is much more akin to a samurai.
- They Killed Kenny Again:
- "T-Shirts Must Be Destroyed!": He is lit on fire after wearing the deadly T-shirt.
- "GTA: Pacific Grim": Explodes into a pool of blood after losing the dance contest.
- Weaksauce Weakness: As a Kaiju, getting out-danced causes him to burst into blood.
- Wild Card: Sometimes, he's a friend of Red and Blue and assists them while other times, he's an obstacle to them or even a villain.
Minor Characters
Stacy
Voiced by: Lauren Solokov
Red's on-again-off-again girlfriend. She's a Hard-Drinking Party Girl obsessed with sex and all sorts of debauchery. Stacy is effectively a Distaff Counterpart to Red. Used to be Blue's girlfriend.
- Advertised Extra: Stacy appears in a lot of promotional materials and posters as if she's one of the core characters, despite being more of an infrequently appearing character.
- Flat Character: Up until "Robot Frog", there was nothing more to her than her Hard-Drinking Party Girl and slutty status.
- Foolish Sibling, Responsible Sibling: The Movie reveals that she's Purple's foolish sister. Averted once she goes back to med school after breaking up with Red.
- Hard-Drinking Party Girl: Before the series, Stacy was actually a normal, sane person. Realzing that she is unhappy with herself, she shedded her original personality and decided to constantly party, drink, and have fun.
- Odd Name Out: Breaking from the series' theme of naming the main characters after their respective color.
- Romantic False Lead: She's Red's girlfriend throughout most of the series until they break up in the finale.
- They Killed Kenny Again: She dies when the mall explodes in "T-Shirts Must Be Destroyed!"
- Tomboy and Girly Girl: Tomboy to Pink's Girly Girl.
- Valley Girl: She had a normal voice before but her constant partying and drinking changed her voice to this.
Fat Ugly Girl
A fat ugly girl who has a crush on Red. He does not reciprocate.
- Butt-Monkey: She basically exists just to be dissed and made fun of.
- Earn Your Happy Ending: She starts a romantic relationship with Red, loses all her weight, and starts a family.
- Gonky Femme: She's practically spherical. She used to be thin as a kid but got fatter as she got older. She gets back into shape after she starts dating Red.
- Foolish Sibling, Responsible Sibling: The Movie reveals that she's Stacy's responsible sister.
- She Cleans Up Nicely: In the Series Finale, with encouragement from Red.
- The Voiceless: The only time she talks is in The Movie, where she meekly wishes Pink a happy birthday.
Mr. Dingleberry
Voiced by: Ed Skudder
The elderly, likely senile, owner of Red and Blue's apartment.
- Accidental Dance Craze: His violent spastic motions when having a seizure in Freshman 15 are mistakenly identified by a college freshman as a new type of dance, even though he explicitly states he's having a seizure.
- Butt-Monkey: Pushed around, ignored, and killed in almost every episode he appears in.
- Dropped a Bridge on Him: Suddenly dies during Captain Crookygrin's funeral in Figured Out. Given how that was the last episode, it's more than likely permanent.
- Retired Badass: The Movie reveals he used to be a colonel in World War II.
- Shout-Out: His voice heavily sounds like the voice of The King of Town from Homestar Runner.
- They Killed Kenny Again: Out of all the characters, he's the one whose died the most, even more than Lord Tourettes and Broseph.
- You Have Outlived Your Usefulness: After leading Lord Takagami to Red and Blue in The Movie, he is promptly impaled.
Broseph
A Jerkass Fratbro so full of himself that Red can't help but kill him every time they meet.
- Asshole Victim: No sympathy is ever given for him. Not that he ever deserves it.
- The Bully: In the episode "First Day of Cool".
- Butt-Monkey: He's killed by Red in literally every scene he appears in. He deserves it well enough because of how much an obnoxious try-hard asshole he is.
- The Friend Nobody Likes: Nobody likes this guy, not that he actually wants to know.
- Noodle Incident: He somehow got himself imprisoned in the Series Finale. He's happy in there though.
- They Killed Kenny Again: He's so obnoxious that Red literally has to kill him every time they meet.
- Throw the Dog a Bone: In a sense, the Series Finale ends with him in prison. But he's actually very happy in there with inmates who actually like him.
Trollz0r/Jason
Voiced by: Zack Keller
A nerdy loser whose face is comprised of images from Rage Comics.- Birds of a Feather: He and Blue get along well due to both of them being nerds.
- Geek
- Odd Name Out: He, Stacy, and a few others break the theme of being named after their prospective color.note
- Shared Family Quirks: His mother also has the quirk of having the various Rage Comic faces in place of the regular hands.
- Special Person, Normal Name
Characters in DFTM
Lord Takagami/Father-San
Voiced by: Eric Bauza
- Bad Boss: Runs Mr. Dingleberry through after the latter led him to Red and Blue due to no longer needing him.
- Big Bad: Of the movie.
- Evil Overlord: In the past, he lead an army of demons against Japan. In the present, he commands legions of demonic ninjas and corrupt French cops.
- Evil Sounds Deep: Especially after turning into Ocho Muerte.
- Fantastic Racist: Derisively refers to Raccoon's wife as a "Geisha".
- Insane Troll Logic: His ultimate plan is to use the Greatest Sword of Destiny to "avenge everyone whose ever died"... even those who died of natural causes or he's killed himself. Blue and Raccoon actually point out how ridiculous this is.
- Luke, I Am Your Father: Is revealed at the end to be Raccoon's father.
- Off with His Head!: Raccoon kills him this way. Until...
- One-Winged Angel: Transforms into Ocho Muerte for the final battle.
- So Proud of You: As he (seemingly) dies, he compliments Raccoon for always keeping his elbows straight, just as he had instructed him to.
Captain Crookygrin
Voiced by: Ed Skudder
A British pilot and Mr. Dingleberry's fellow war veteran.- The Alcoholic: To the point that he suffers from alcohol blindness.
- Ace Pilot: Despite his alcohol blindness, he's able to fly his plane pretty well.
- Befriending the Enemy: He was tasked with preventing Blue and Red from reaching the Sword of Destiny but unintentionally helps them on their quest.
- Nice Guy: He's a jolly fella who's willing to lend a helping hand.
- Killed Off for Real: Dies after being fatally injured by glass from the broken window of his cockpit when his plane crash lands in Paris and never made any appearances in the show after his death. The Series Finale further cements this by having the characters attend his funeral.
