Quotes / You Know I'm Black, Right?

CJ: Uh, one last thing... You do know that I'm black, right? And not Chinese?
Woozy: [Laughs] I'm blind, Carl, not stupid.

— Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, opening cutscene for the mission 'Amphibious Assault'

Martha Jones: I'm not exactly white, in case you haven't noticed.
The Doctor: And I'm not even human, so what?

— Doctor Who

Robin: He's really being controlled by aliens? Eugh.
Superman: I'm deeply hurt.
Robin: Sorry.

— Superman: The Animated Series, "Knight Time"

Kirk: [to Tugg] What do you mean, you people?
Alpa: [to Kirk] What do you mean, you people?
Kirk: [still to Tugg] Huh!?

— Tropic Thunder

Cindy: "No way!! You're black!!!???"

Jazmine: "Well, not really. My father is black..."

Cindy: "But you don't look black! You're just a little tan, like Mariah Carey!"

— The Boondocks

Mayor Quimby: I hereby declare a state of emergency: CODE BLACK!
Lenny: Black?! That's the worst color there is! [to Carl] No offense there, Carl.
Carl: (not even shaken) Nah, I get it all the time.

— The Simpsons Movie

Viktor: I was consulting a friend about our quandary. I told you I knew someone.
Jayce: Well you didn't say they were from the Undercity!
Viktor: What difference does that make?
Jayce: What diff...they're dangerous!
Viktor: ...I'm from the Undercity.

— Arcane

Jenny: You guys are overreacting. You gotta give the robots a chance to reach their full potential; a chance to change. But you won't, because you think you're better than them!

Tuck: Duh! They're just stupid robots.

(Jenny shoots him a furious glare; Tuck realizes just who he's talking to and clasps his mouth)

—My Life as a Teenage Robot, "The Wonderful World of Wizzly"

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