Quotes / Wrongfully Attributed

Barney: It's like Gandhi said. A smile don't cost nothing, sugar.
Ted: I'm not sure you know who Gandhi is.

— How I Met Your Mother, "Bagpipes"

Mr. Brittas: My staff will really appreciate this you know, Sebastian. Surprisingly enough, a few of them are actually old enough to remember some o' your greatest athletic triumphs. Like the gold medal, Moscow Olympics, 800 metres.

Sebastian Coe: I didn't actually win that one.

Mr. Brittas: No, that was Steve Ovett, wasn't it? Still, you got your revenge in Los Angeles, didn't you? (Beat) No, someone else won that as well, didn' 'e?

— The Brittas Empire, "Not a Good Day..."

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