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Zeff: Men aren't meant to kick women, you twat! That's an ironclad rule of this universe since before the time of the dinosaurs! Listen, I don't care how many times you screw up as a human being, but if you ever screw up as a man... If that day comes, I'll be there to personally slice your balls off! Hell, I'll even slice my own throat while I'm at it!
Sanji: What?! Why would you go that far?!
Zeff: It's my duty... It's what it means to be your damn parent! So don't you dare grow into some asshole I'll come to despise, you fool! Now hurry up and get back to work!
Sanji is taught not to hit women, One Piece

"I-I cannot hit a lady! It's not what a gentleman does! Please do not make me hurt you!"
Jonathan Joestar, Jonathan Joestar, The First JoJo

[lifts up Tuffnut, preparing to hit him in anger, freezes] You're the guy, right?
Snoutlout, Dragons: Riders of Berk, "Viking For Hire"

Scott: "I don't hit girls."
Roxie: "You're just a pussy, Pilgrim!"
Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together

Tammy: You wouldn't hit a girl, would ya, Heathcliff?
Heathcliff: Uh, no. No, I...I guess not.
Tammy: Good! 'Cause I LOVE to hit boys!
Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats, "Terrible Tammy"

If she had been a man who dared lay hands on him, Erik would have dropped her where she stood. But alas, she was only a woman.

Fooker (in a flashback) My, aren't we pushy! Whatta ya gonna do, sweetheart? Beat me up?
(Switches back to the present)
Nick: You mean you really did beat him up? (Ki grins)
Fooker: It's not fair. Guys should be allowed to hit girls in self-defense.

Bronn: It's against my code to hurt a woman.
Morph: [strangling the Hulk with shapeshifted chains] You hit a girl, you insensitive bucket of crap! I don't care how how big and stupid and ferocious and infused with deadly radiation you are, we DON'T hit chicks!
[The Hulk grabs the chains and flips Morph over his head]
Morph: OW! OOWW! EASY! EASY! Okay - exception made - you can hit ladies - just bigger ones! OOWW!
The Hulk: RUBBER THING WILL STOP TALKING!
Exiles #5: Up North And In The Green Part 1

Washington: Why not just attack her [Sister] and win then? It would take about ten seconds.
Sarge: That's the problem! I can't attack a girl. So we're locked, in an epic stalemate.

Wendy: You sat there and took it... when you could've taken my gun away from me any time you wanted to...
Marv: Sure, but I thought I might be able to talk some sense into you. And I probably would've had to paste you one getting the gun. And I don't hurt girls.

Someone make her a dude so I can punch her.
Troy Barnes, Community

"I don't think I can hit a girl. They're soft."
Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

"Don't ever hit a girl. My grandma always told me that."
Travis Touchdown, No More Heroes III, just after he killed Kimmy Love aka Kimmy Howell

"I would never...EEEEEVVVER...hit a woman, but you are not a woman!"
Chris Jericho, in a subversion of the trope.

"How do you want to fight? I can't use my fists on a girl!"

Black Manta: Heard you don't kill women or children.
Captain Cold: You could learn from the Rogues' code.
Black Manta: I don't leave witnesses.

Hellboy: Lady, I really don't wanna do this.
Vixen: You think I can't be a predator?
Hellboy: Well in that case, let's do this.

Red Hood: Even I have limits.
Joker: Let's hear what you got.
Red Hood: No women and children. That's the rule.

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