Quotes / William Telling

Calvin: Look, I put a snowball on top of this snowman's head. Now I'll be the next William Tell, and I'll hit the snowball clean off!

(attempts the shot)

Hobbes: Ouch.

Calvin: Ahhh! He flinched!

—Calvin and Hobbes

I’ve heard a story about a man who once shot an apple off his son's head with an arrow. Let's find out if this is possible.

—Peter Pan, Once Upon a Time

Stacy: Hey, isn't Jeremy into camping?

Candace: Yeah.

Stacy: So maybe a pocket knife, or a fishing lure, or a compound bow! (imitates someone shooting an arrow) Ha! Take that, apple on kid's head!

—Phineas and Ferb "Vanessassary Roughness

Green Lantern (John Stewart): Think your aim beats a career sniper?
Green Arrow: Let's put apples on our heads and find out.
Green Lantern (John Stewart): Why waste the apples?

—Injustice 2