"I heard you were crazy. I didn't think you were stupid."
"What... an... idiot."
— Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone
"What an Almighty Idiot! Yep, that's what he is!"
— Pokey Minch, EarthBound (1994)
"STUPID!!! YOU SO STUPID!!!"
— Kuni, UHF
"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?!?!?"
— Lois Griffin, after Peter tried to shoot her a la Schindler's List
"You EEDIOT!"
— Ren, The Ren & Stimpy Show
"Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing."
— Zoe, Firefly
"You dumbass."
Jon: Ha ha! Do I feel stupid.
Garfield: That's because you are stupid.
Garfield: That's because you are stupid.
— Garfield
"You see? You see?! Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!!!"
— Eros, Plan 9 from Outer Space
"What is it with you kids these days?! Is it hip to be stupid nowadays?"
— Bowser, Nintendo Comics System
"Uh-oh, retard alert! Retard alert, class!"
— Garrison, South Park
"That's stupid! You're stupid! STOP BEING STUPID!"
— Freeza, Dragon Ball Z Abridged
"Are you daft?!"
— Severa, Fire Emblem: Awakening
"Stupidity is frightening."
— Heathcliff, Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats
"If stupidity is contagious, those guys should be quarantined!"
— Riff Raff, Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats
"Are you out of your little pony minds!?"
— Trixie after Snips and Snails bring an Ursa to Ponyville, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
"I am such a dork."
— Jade, Jackie Chan Adventures
"Pwa ha ha ha! Survey says, you're an idiot!"
— Strong Bad, Homestar Runner
"Haven't you kids ever done something that made you look stupid? Oh, is that right? Well, FINE then!"
— Wario, Wario Land 4 instruction manual
"You went full retard, man. Never go full retard."
— Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder
"You foolish, stupid man."
— Baka, The Ten Commandments (1956)
"You stupid, HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
— TV Announcer, The Simpsons
"Fool of a Took!"
"You really are an idiot."
— Flowey, Undertale
"You're not just wrong, you're stupid!"
— The Cat, The Cat in the Hat
"You stupid idiot!"
— Mr. Frond, Bob's Burgers
"You're one retarded motherfucker, y'know that?"
— Azurai, Slightly Damned
Raditz: Attacking an opponent roughly 4 times your strength in a one on one battle: a cunning strategy! No...no no, not cunning. What's the opposite of that?
Piccolo: Retarded?
Raditz: That's it, thank you!
Piccolo: Retarded?
Raditz: That's it, thank you!
— Dragon Ball Z Abridged, episode 2
"YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER!"
— Mark, The Anime Club
"Are you a pack of imbeciles!?"
— Naoto Shirogane, Persona 4
"Yeah, you stupid idiot moron boys! Grow a brain!"
"That king, although noone denies
"His heart was of abnormal size
"Yet he'd have acted otherwise
"If he had been acuter"
"His heart was of abnormal size
"Yet he'd have acted otherwise
"If he had been acuter"
—Don Alhambra, The Gondoliers
"It's amazing how every time you open your mouth you prove you're an idiot!"
— Vegeta, Dragon Ball Z
"YOU IDIOT!"
— Revolver Ocelot, Metal Gear Solid
"You stupid fucking cunt! You idiot!"
— Richard Roma, Glengarry Glen Ross
"You're hopelessly stupid."
— Goku, to Frieza, Dragon Ball Fighter Z
Yes. Our Inmate Workers apparently tried to gas [prison] Intake by pouring bleach down a drain full of ammonia.
Given the fact that at least one of the Usual Suspects involved can probably produce fourteen different varieties of Illicit Recreational Pharmaceuticals with $28 and 20 minutes free reign inside a Circle K, yet has spent several minutes staring in bumfuzzlement at the yellow-green gas drifting lazily through the kitchen says indictable things about the American Educational System ... but I digress.
Given the fact that at least one of the Usual Suspects involved can probably produce fourteen different varieties of Illicit Recreational Pharmaceuticals with $28 and 20 minutes free reign inside a Circle K, yet has spent several minutes staring in bumfuzzlement at the yellow-green gas drifting lazily through the kitchen says indictable things about the American Educational System ... but I digress.
— The LawDog Files, "Chemistry 101"
It's a lucky thing for us he's a moron.
— Natsumi Hinata about Sgt. Keroro in a nutshell, Sgt. Frog
"It would have been an easy job to dislodge his grip, knock him thousands of meters down into the pit, and end the life of another nuisance of a Jedi. Instead, Maul gloated. He contemptuously kicked Obi-Wan's lightsaber into the pit. He paced in front of the stricken Jedi, snarling. No doubt my apprentice wanted to savor the moment. Against all my teaching, he hesitated in order to revel in his triumph."
— Darth Sidious on the final battle of The Phantom Menace, Star Wars Episode I Journal: Darth Maul
Even in death, there's no cure for your stupidity.
— Julieta Juris to Iok Kujan in a nutshell, Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans
"You guys are not so bright!"
— One of the Frech Peas after a long awkward period of silence, The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill, and Came Down with All the Bananas
"*sigh* Idiot."
— Roadhog, Overwatch
"These characters are so fucking stupid to the point where they're not just completely unrelatable, they are so moronic that they cease to become even believable morons. They are more stupid than one could reasonably believe a stupid person would be."
— YourMovieSucks.org, on Unfriended
"Otherwise, if you do not have the Key, she will actually kick you outside, even though you have an appointment with her, which I think is very strange. (in a high pitched voice) I'm locking the door now, come back later and I won't answer the door when you knock!"
— Caleb Simpson of ZeldaDungeon.net on an illogical NPC move in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask "Everyone in this story is a complete idiot that don't deserve to have a story centered on them!"
"It's funny, really. Twilight here was suspicious of my behavior all along. Too bad the rest of you were too caught up in your wedding planning to realize those suspicions were correct!"
— Queen Chrysalis, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
"YOU IDIOT!"
— This Bites!, typically about Luffy.
"'Mercy Mercy Me' was a song about the environment, you vapid eunuchs!"
— Todd in the Shadows on Charlie Puth and Meghan Trainor's "Marvin Gaye," The Top 10 Worst Hit Songs of 2015 (Part Two)
"[sigh] When in the future will you become not stupid, Mike?"
Abed: You've reached the Necromancer's workshop. You see his bed, some bottles of goop, other necromancing crap... but no Necromancer. [...] You find a secret door. It's easy because it's already open. It leads to a ladder which leads straight down to another open door... at the back of the tower.
Hank: Aw, ma- [To Hickey] Way to go! He just got away!
Hickey: You can't just say he's gone! You owe us an ending!
Abed: ... I owe you nothing. I'm a Dungeon Master. I create a boundless world and I bind it by rules. Too heavy for a bridge? It breaks. Get hit? Take damage. Spend an hour outside someone's front door fighting over who gets to kill him? He leaves through the back. He's out there somewhere. You might find him — if you get your crap together.
Hank: Aw, ma- [To Hickey] Way to go! He just got away!
Hickey: You can't just say he's gone! You owe us an ending!
Abed: ... I owe you nothing. I'm a Dungeon Master. I create a boundless world and I bind it by rules. Too heavy for a bridge? It breaks. Get hit? Take damage. Spend an hour outside someone's front door fighting over who gets to kill him? He leaves through the back. He's out there somewhere. You might find him — if you get your crap together.
— Community, "Advanced Advanced Dungeons and Dragons"
"You stupid ignorant son of a bitch dumb bastard! Jesus Christ, I've met some dumb bastards in my time, but you out-do them all!"
— George Caldwell, Silver Streak
Scottie: (After the band gets arrested for presenting fake tickets to a concert) "Guys, the tickets are not fake."
Drake: "Are you sure?"
Scottie: "I photocopied 'em myself."
(Beat)
Scottie: "What?"
Drake: "You can't photocopy tickets."
Scottie: "Yes, ya ca-an. You just put 'em on the glass and close the liddy thing and press copy. Any moron can do it."
Drake: "No, not just any moron. It takes a special moron, like you!"
Drake: "Are you sure?"
Scottie: "I photocopied 'em myself."
(Beat)
Scottie: "What?"
Drake: "You can't photocopy tickets."
Scottie: "Yes, ya ca-an. You just put 'em on the glass and close the liddy thing and press copy. Any moron can do it."
Drake: "No, not just any moron. It takes a special moron, like you!"
—Drake & Josh, Grammy
"He hit me! What an idiot! Closing the door from the outside—I mean, we had a great start, but...this guy only knows how to drive when starting first."
—Fernando Alonso on Lewis Hamilton, Formula One 2022 Belgian Grand Prix
"I feel like such a dummy. I'm so stupid, guys. So, basically... I have this card holder right on the back of my phone. There's a card in there that I can literally get in really big trouble for not having on me at all times. And it's gone. And you know what's even worse, guys? Is that the po-po came up to my door about...a couple of hours ago, and knocked on the door and I thought they were gonna arrest me, so I didn't answer it. And I bet they were gonna give me the card. I'M SO DUUUUUUUUUUUUMB! I'M SO STUUUUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!! It's scary living in a different country, though, when the police come up to your door, man."
—Mori Calliope on not answering the police after losing her Japanese visa
"The great battle is finally over, Siegfried's destiny was right in front of him. He grasped Soul Edge in his blood-stained hands. An incredibly foolish act. The history of massacre within Soul Edge traveled into Siegfried, consuming his consciousness! Anger, sadness, agony, horror... Siegfried's emotions were devoured by "Soul Edge." He realized too late that the evil swords had invaded him and were using him for its own purpose. The parasitic swords merged with him. Siegfried screamed as his body turned as red as blood. Though, it was no longer certain he could hear his own screams."
—Siegfried Schtauffen's Edge Master Mode ending, Soul Edge/Soul Blade
"Danke, dummkopfs!"
Benoit: It's so dumb...
Birdie: It's so dumb it's brilliant.
Benoit: NO! It's just dumb!
Birdie: It's so dumb it's brilliant.
Benoit: NO! It's just dumb!
Shadow: Sonic. Don't do the thing I'm telling you not to do—
Sonic: (whiny voice) SHADOW! I did the thing you told me not to do and things GOT WORSE!
Shadow: Sonic, why did you do that!? Now things are worse!
Sonic: SHADOW, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!?
Sonic: (whiny voice) SHADOW! I did the thing you told me not to do and things GOT WORSE!
Shadow: Sonic, why did you do that!? Now things are worse!
Sonic: SHADOW, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!?
