Quotes / Wander over Yonder

Lord Hater: I HATE YOU SO MUCH WANDEEEEERRRRR!

Wander: I LOVE YOU TOOOO~

Lord Hater: What if he flies in at the last second, and shoots us with shrink rays from his eyes that makes us all teeny-tiny?

Commander Peepers: HE CAN'T DO THAT!

Lord Hater: Are you sure?

Wander: I got two turkey sandwiches, But I'll let you pick! Mustard or Mayo? Mustard or Mayo? Mustard or Mayo? Mustard or Mayo? Mustard or Mayo? Mustard.......

Lord Hater: I DON'T WANT A SANDWICH!!!

Wander:(singing) Hey, we gave it a go, Put on a heck of a show, And did a lot of fun stuff We'll get to laugh about after.

Lord Hater: I said I wanted this to be true to life! All you did was make a cartoon where I almost succeed, but then Wander shows up, tries to be my friend, and ruins everything!

Watchdog 1: Yeah but...

Watchdog 2: that's what always happens.

Lord Hater: We gotta animate a new ending where I destroy Wander! ARGH! ANIMATION IS SO HARD! People who do this for a living deserve more credit and respect!

Wander: Aw, Syl. It never hurts to help!
Sylvia: Do you have any idea how many times you say that immediately before we actually get hurt!?

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